Kalapse Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 I'm a f***ing genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 6. a coffin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 11. and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Zelig Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 3. White? Is it a polar bear? The house must be on the north pole if each wall faces south. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Zelig Posted February 9, 2005 Share Posted February 9, 2005 WWI was first called The Great War. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 05:08 PM) This one shows up again once in a while. What is: Greater than God More evil than the devil Poor people have it Rich people need it and if you eat it, you will die? Nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 7. Born in Boston, Mass. whe it was a British colony, so the parents and kids are Brits. 9. The girls is an Aussie, and Dec. 27 would be in the Austral summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 1. Incorectly 3. Brown 4. None 5. Temperature 6. Coffin 7. Vacation 8. Mount Everest 9. Shes australian 12. Year 0 13. She's a Morman? 15. No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(whitesoxin' @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 07:17 PM) 1. Incorectly 3. Brown 4. None 5. Temperature 6. Coffin 7. Vacation 8. Mount Everest 9. Shes australian 12. Year 0 13. She's a Morman? 15. No You got number 5, 12 and 13 wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(Kalapse @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 08:33 PM) You got number 5, 12 and 13 wrong. :headshake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(whitesoxin' @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 07:37 PM) :headshake Don't cry it's alright. You're just not as smart as you think you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(Kalapse @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 08:39 PM) Don't cry it's alright. You're just not as smart as you think you are. Oh, but I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwritecode Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(Iwritecode @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 04:33 PM) 1. There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? 2. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water? 3. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear? 4. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel? 5. What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move? 6. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it? 7. A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible? 8. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth? 9. Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible? 10. Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle, he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership in World War One. From the Men of Battalion 8". Captain Frank looked at Art and said: "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What's wrong with the story? 11. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth? 12. In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year? 13. A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did not break any laws. None of these men died and she never divorced. How was was this possible? 14. There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the "International Home Show". One of them was the father of the other's son. How could this be possible? 15. After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27, 1983, would a Roman Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow's sister? It looks like most of them have been answered but here you go... 1. The word "incorrectly" 2. None, the boat rises with the water. 3. White, the house is on the north pole 4. none, it's a hole. 5. temperature 6. coffin 7. the child was born before 1776 8. mt. Everest 9. Clara lives in the southern hemisphere 10. it wasn't called WW1 until WW2 11. "and" 12. every year 13. she was a judge 14. they are married 15. no, the man is dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(Kalapse @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 08:33 PM) You got number 5, 12 and 13 wrong. What's the answer to #5? Hmmm, who was wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(whitesoxin' @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 07:57 PM) What's the answer to #5? Hmmm, who was wrong? Shut up, leave me alone, I hate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Zelig Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(whitesoxin' @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 07:57 PM) What's the answer to #5? Hmmm, who was wrong? Couldn't be Kalapse, the f***ing geinius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(Kalapse @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 08:59 PM) Shut up, leave me alone, I hate you. Don't cry it's alright. You're just not as smart as you think you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(Leonard Zelig @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 08:00 PM) Couldn't be Kalapse, the f***ing geinius. I hate you too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 What goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? [Why does that sound like Mr. Whoopie from Tennessee Tuxedo asking that question?] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Smoke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 09:50 PM) Smoke? Nope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 08:41 PM) What goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? [Why does that sound like Mr. Whoopie from Tennessee Tuxedo asking that question?] i dont understand the question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 08:41 PM) What goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up? [Why does that sound like Mr. Whoopie from Tennessee Tuxedo asking that question?] Why would you put an Umbrella in a chimney. See I told you guys I was a genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonkeyKongerko Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Without looking at other answers here are my guesses: 1. 'incorrectly' 2. Zero 3. White 4. None 5. Stock Market? Temperature? 6. Life insurance? 7. The child was born before 1776 8. Mt. Everest 9. She lives in the Southern Hemisphere. 10. At the time, it was not called World War One 11. The word 'and' 12. Every year 13. She was a Justice of the Peace 14. The electrician and plumber are the same man. 15. No, he would be dead. Also for the racecar one I wrote, it is impossible for the car to average 60mph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(DonkeyKongerko @ Feb 9, 2005 -> 10:37 PM) Without looking at other answers here are my guesses: 1. 'incorrectly' 2. Zero 3. White 4. None 5. Stock Market? Temperature? 6. Life insurance? 7. The child was born before 1776 8. Mt. Everest 9. She lives in the Southern Hemisphere. 10. At the time, it was not called World War One 11. The word 'and' 12. Every year 13. She was a Justice of the Peace 14. The electrician and plumber are the same man. 15. No, he would be dead. Also for the racecar one I wrote, it is impossible for the car to average 60mph. You got 2, 6 and 14 wrong. The rest are right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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