Steff Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?t...storyID=7595038 LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances. She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R U Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 what a pussy how can you let a woman rip your balls off :headshake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 OMG! That is hysterical. Not that someone had their ball ripped off, just the verbal exchange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 ROFLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours." WTF? That's just...wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buehrle>Wood Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 09:23 PM) http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?t...storyID=7595038 LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex. Then isn't supposed to be the guy who does something like this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(Man Of Steel @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 03:24 PM) how can you let a woman rip your balls off :headshake Figuratively, that is the case for most married men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 That's nothing -- Did we post the story about the guy who cut his own off in a bar bet after his team (rugby or football) won something? That was very recently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted February 10, 2005 Author Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 03:33 PM) That's nothing -- Did we post the story about the guy who cut his own off in a bar bet after his team (rugby or football) won something? That was very recently Yea.. "That's a fan" or something like that is the thread title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 03:33 PM) That's nothing -- Did we post the story about the guy who cut his own off in a bar bet after his team (rugby or football) won something? That was very recently Yeah, but, this one is worse, IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 03:33 PM) That's nothing -- Did we post the story about the guy who cut his own off in a bar bet after his team (rugby or football) won something? That was very recently That fan was devoted, yes. But she upped the ante by sticking the testicle in her mouth. :puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 03:42 PM) That fan was devoted, yes. But she upped the ante by sticking the testicle in her mouth. :puke Exactly. This story is f***ed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 It could be worse... Hold on, I'm thinking... nope...That is worse. :puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Maybe she just had a craving for some rocky mountain oysters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(RibbieRubarb @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 03:47 PM) It could be worse... Hold on, I'm thinking... nope...That is worse. :puke C'mon now Ribbie. At least it was just one testicle instead of both. /always look on the bright side of life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 03:52 PM) C'mon now Ribbie. At least it was just one testicle instead of both. /always look on the bright side of life You're right! Here's to "One Nut Jeff"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shakes Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 I thought I new some girls with anger problems...this puts things into perspective. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonkeyKongerko Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 Didn't that fan cut his off? I just can't imagine one being ripped off. It would require a signficant amount of force. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 I'm glad she's sent to jail. It should be fore longer too. I don't find this funny one bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackSox8 Posted February 10, 2005 Share Posted February 10, 2005 QUOTE(DonkeyKongerko @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 04:49 PM) Didn't that fan cut his off? I just can't imagine one being ripped off. It would require a signficant amount of force. yeah...one that's cut off is cut at the end.....ripped off usually means that more comes with it....I don't want to know if that's what happened....pulling everything out that goes with the left one.....fdksaljgl;khgdoafghoa :puke :headshake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 I think I literally would've died going into shock. I don't think it's really funny at all. It'd be beyond painful. That's on the list of things you "Just Don't Do". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 QUOTE(Heads22 @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 08:50 PM) I think I literally would've died going into shock. I don't think it's really funny at all. It'd be beyond painful. That's on the list of things you "Just Don't Do". Oh I know, I'd be dead too I think. Or passed out at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 Two thoughts. 1. This lady wanted some and By God she was gonna get some. 2. The guy never should have said, "I'd give my left nut if you'd just go away." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 QUOTE(YASNY @ Feb 11, 2005 -> 04:44 AM) 2. The guy never should have said, "I'd give my left nut if you'd just go away." You beat me to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted February 11, 2005 Share Posted February 11, 2005 I am buying a pair of iron undies and then I will be safe.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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