3 good arguments...

[Steff]

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:

1 He called everyone "brother"

2. He liked Gospel

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Fathers business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother

was sure he was God.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been

Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a

Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been

Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

 

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have

been a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't

get it.

3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work

to do.

 

Amen

[FlaSoxxJim]

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been

Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

 

More evidence in favor of the Irish theory:

 

4. He lived with his Mother till he was 30 (works for Irish and Jewish)

5. He hung out with the 12 toughest guys in the neighborhood

6. Amidst his last dying words he made sure to ASK FOR A DRINK!