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We got owners, favorite drivers,

Boy, that Tony Stewart's a whiner.

An' we got rookies, advertisers,

**Like, uh, let's see: Havoline, Target, sharpie, Caterpiller, Nextel,

**Mountain Dew, DuPont, Lowes, Home Depot, Kodak,

**M&Ms, UPS, Tide, Alltel, Gillette, Kelloggs, Viagra, DeWalt, and uh Budweiser.

But the trophy girls still have my favorite parts.

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

 

We got cautions, we got pitstops,

You can't hear a dang thing once the flag drops.

An' poor Cow Patty, an' swervin' Marlin, ha ha,

Are gonna find it tough to beat Mark Martin.

'Cause that Viagra car is always driven hard.

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

 

I love NASCAR, it's my kind of race.

Just watchin' Jeff Gordon fly up a wall,

Puts a smile on Dale junior's face.

No caviar. It's it's beer an Mohawks.

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

 

I like short tracks, you'll see more wrecks,

An' about a million screamin' rednecks.

An' ol' Jeff Burton, ha, an' poor Mike Skinner,

Well, they've done forgot what it's like to be a winner.

An' Ken Schrader still ain't sure who his sponsors are.

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

 

**"Hey, that was a close one up there boys.

**"Bout got into one there."

**"I might pull over right up here next pitstop,

"I want you to get two right front tires"

"I need a wedge on the left side to keep this windshield playin' on the gas.

"An' you don't care, hand me a pair of underwear, I have messed all in my drawers."

 

I like football. (I like football.)

I like my wrestlin'.

I like a good game of air hockey,

I like some pinball now an' then.

How about you, Toby?

 

I love NASCAR, it's my kind of race.

Just to see Big E back on the track,

Would put a smile on every face.

No-one drove a car quite like Earnhardt.

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

 

Vroom, vroom, vroom: Gentlemen, start your engines:

I love NASCAR.

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QUOTE(DonkeyKongerko @ Feb 20, 2005 -> 02:20 PM)
I love NASCAR, it's my kind of race.

Just watchin' Jeff Gordon fly up a wall,

Puts a smile on Dale junior's face.

 

Just to see Big E back on the track,

Would put a smile on every face.

No-one drove a car quite like Earnhardt.

 

 

:headbang :headbang :headbang :headbang

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QUOTE(silver and black @ Feb 20, 2005 -> 05:27 PM)
how so?

I actually liked the ending, just a bad winner...

 

Ricky Rudd: Tire issues (had this happen to him a bit last year where they were running great and relativiely new tires blow)

Jeff B: Equipment issues (see his last two years with Roush to know about the car issues he's dealt with)

Front of the pack: same group of guys (would love to see some one new up there every now and then - like when JB led for about 6 laps :D )

 

It is the same s***, just a different year.

 

I am just glad Mark Martin and Rusty were in the top 10.

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UNOFFICIAL RESULTS:

 

Fin St Car Driver Make Sponsor Pts/Bonus Laps Status

 

1 15 #24 Jeff Gordon Chevrolet DuPont 185/5 203 Running

2 13 #97 Kurt Busch Ford Sharpie/IRWIN Industrial Tools 170/0 203 Running

3 5 #8 Dale Earnhardt Jr. Chevrolet Budweiser 170/5 203 Running

4 12 #10 Scott Riggs Chevrolet Valvoline 160/0 203 Running

5 2 #48 Jimmie Johnson Chevrolet Lowe's 160/5 203 Running

6 32 #6 Mark Martin Ford Viagra 150/0 203 Running

7 4 #20 Tony Stewart Chevrolet The Home Depot 156/10 203 Running

8 18 #40 Sterling Marlin Dodge Coors Light 142/0 203 Running

9 8 #37 Kevin Lepage Dodge Patron Tequila 138/0 203 Running

10 36 #2 Rusty Wallace Dodge Miller Lite 134/0 203 Running

11 39 #38 Elliott Sadler Ford M&M's 130/0 203 Running

12 27 #99 Carl Edwards Ford Office Depot 127/0 203 Running

13 34 #01 Joe Nemechek Chevrolet U.S. Army 129/5 203 Running

14 38 #07 Dave Blaney Chevrolet Jack Daniel's 121/0 203 Running

15 1 #88 Dale Jarrett Ford UPS 118/0 203 Running

16 26 #43 Jeff Green Dodge Cheerios 115/0 203 Running

17 33 #45 Kyle Petty Dodge Georgia-Pacific/Brawny 117/5 203 Running

18 35 #0 Mike Bliss Chevrolet NetZero Best Buy 109/0 203 Running

19 25 #77 Travis Kvapil * Dodge Kodak/Jasper Engines 106/0 203 Running

20 9 #12 Ryan Newman Dodge ALLTEL 108/5 203 Running

21 28 #25 Brian Vickers Chevrolet GMAC/ditech.com 100/0 203 Running

22 37 #9 Kasey Kahne Dodge Dodge Dealers/UAW 97/0 203 Running

23 24 #19 Jeremy Mayfield Dodge Dodge Dealers/UAW 99/5 203 Running

24 11 #21 Ricky Rudd Ford Motorcraft Quality Parts 91/0 202 Running

25 23 #16 Greg Biffle Ford National Guard 88/0 201 Running

26 29 #41 Casey Mears Dodge Target 85/0 199 Running

27 41 #136 Boris Said Chevrolet CENTRIX Financial 82/0 198 Running

28 30 #29 Kevin Harvick Chevrolet GM Goodwrench 84/5 198 Running

29 6 #31 Jeff Burton Chevrolet Cingular Wireless 81/5 194 Running

30 7 #23 Mike Skinner Dodge Argent Mortgage 73/0 187 Out of Race

31 42 #14 John Andretti Ford VB/APlus at Sunoco 70/0 187 Out of Race

32 17 #42 Jamie McMurray Dodge Texaco/Havoline 67/0 184 Running

33 16 #22 Scott Wimmer Dodge Caterpillar 69/5 182 Out of Race

34 10 #1 Martin Truex Jr. Chevrolet Bass Pro Shops 61/0 178 Out of Race

35 22 #32 Bobby Hamilton Jr. Chevrolet Tide Coldwater 58/0 173 Running

36 40 #11 Jason Leffler Chevrolet FedEx Express 55/0 168 Out of Race

37 3 #15 Michael Waltrip Chevrolet NAPA Auto Parts 57/5 161 Out of Race

38 19 #5 Kyle Busch * Chevrolet Kellogg's 49/0 148 Running

39 31 #49 Ken Schrader Dodge Schwan's Home Service 46/0 120 Out of Race

40 21 #100 Kenny Wallace Chevrolet Aaron's 43/0 39 Out of Race

41 43 #4 Mike Wallace Chevrolet Lucas Oil Products 40/0 35 Out of Race

42 14 #17 Matt Kenseth Ford DeWalt Power Tools 37/0 34 Out of Race

43 20 #18 Bobby Labonte Chevrolet Interstate Batteries 34/0 14 Out of Race

 

 

* Denotes Rookie

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Jarrett pissed me off from the start. He had my hopes up on the first lap that they had the car handling alright and then next time around hes 30 something. Im happy he got 15th because he was horrible and hes lucky he got that finish. Overall I thought it was a good race and the ending was awesome alot of good racing.

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