KipWellsFan Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 QUOTE(El Piervizdyeguchansodnik @ Feb 21, 2005 -> 10:04 PM) That is a confusing smilie. Yah, I have no idea how it got on our list of smilies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihatethecubs Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 all i had to do was read the title of this thread, and i lmao!!! but ouch, thats gotta hurt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 If a woman ever cut off my missile, I'd use the same knife to kill both of us. Game over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Feb 22, 2005 -> 08:56 AM) If a woman ever cut off my missile, I'd use the same knife to kill both of us. Game over. Kill her and claim self defense. What more proof could you need? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(YASNY @ Feb 23, 2005 -> 09:56 AM) Kill her and claim self defense. What more proof could you need? Not bad, but that's putting it in the hands of the courts, no thx. Some hot shot attorney would probably claim that I could have easily overpowered a woman but that instead I used excessive deadly force. I'd end up serving time. Even if she's locked up for good, I still have to go the rest of my life hacked up, no thx. Edited February 23, 2005 by LosMediasBlancas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Makes me glad I have a boyfriend. At least I won't have to worry about finding her at singles night at the bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted February 23, 2005 Share Posted February 23, 2005 Well at least she didn't put it in the garbage disposal instead.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ Feb 23, 2005 -> 08:19 PM) Well at least she didn't put it in the garbage disposal instead.... Evil, you're one sick dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperSteve Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 QUOTE(qwerty @ Feb 21, 2005 -> 09:56 PM) http://www.nbc10.com/news/4216082/detail.html First off I love the ava...second off thats why I do not let girls tie me up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxhawks Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 give her the chair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Another good reason to use a glow in the dark condom, makes your severed penis easier to find and keeps all the parts together . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Feb 23, 2005 -> 06:18 PM) Evil, you're one sick dude. Wow, I've never heard that b4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 QUOTE(qwerty @ Feb 21, 2005 -> 08:56 PM) http://www.nbc10.com/news/4216082/detail.html first thought: OWWW! second thought: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 QUOTE(Goldmember @ Feb 24, 2005 -> 01:08 AM) first thought: OWWW! second thought: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Since we're on the subject of avatars Goldy, that is the shiz avatar. Melikey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 QUOTE(qwerty @ Feb 21, 2005 -> 08:56 PM) http://www.nbc10.com/news/4216082/detail.html Every time I read one of these stories I can tell you I cringe...ouch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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