southsider2k5 Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 http://www.nbc5.com/news/4229228/detail.ht...994&dppid=65192 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 What a stupid b****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRetiredGuy Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 I guess I have now heard everything. Amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 I believe women are capable of anything, but how exactly did she preserve the semen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Yeah I was wondering about preserving it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Feb 24, 2005 -> 02:40 PM) I believe women are capable of anything, but how exactly did she preserve the semen? Hmmmpfh hmmm :puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KipWellsFan Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Feb 24, 2005 -> 02:40 PM) I believe women are capable of anything, but how exactly did she preserve the semen? Let's not go there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 (edited) OK, time for you single guys to update that pre-nup: Item 17a) I promise not to deceitfully engage in sexual acts which no reasonable person would expect could result in pregnancy. Item 17b) I promise not to to use your sperm in an unorthodox, unanticipated manner yielding extreme consequences. Item 17c) I understand that, however unlikely you would ever ask for it back, your sperm will not be legally construed as a gift and will not be used in a manner counter to Items 17a and 17b above. Item 18) If at any time during our relationship it becomes apparent that I am in fact a raving whack job, the relationship shall be immediately terminated. I further agree to destroy any and all sperm I've managed to maintain possession of up to this point, pursuant to Item 17c above. Edited February 25, 2005 by FlaSoxxJim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 QUOTE(WilliamTell @ Feb 24, 2005 -> 06:14 PM) Yeah I was wondering about preserving it too. I guess she's not a swallower anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 (edited) So now semen is a "gift", huh? Hmmm.... 1. I never knew I was so generous!! 2. In THAT guy's case, it's the gift that KEEPS ON GIVING!!!! 3. Now I know what I'm giving the Mrs. for her birthday!!!! 4. Hey, Honey, I made it MYSELF!!! Edited February 25, 2005 by The Critic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(Texsox @ Feb 25, 2005 -> 01:05 AM) Hmmmpfh hmmm :puke You would think if it came into contact with either saliva or air, that it might kill it, guess not huh? Her attorney said something like 'I guess he wasn't careful with where he put his semen, well too bad.' Gotta love that quote, I'm sure there is nothing evil or conniving (sp?) as a motivation. Edited February 25, 2005 by LosMediasBlancas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Oooh, let me take that condom off of you Let me tie that in a knot so we don't drip Let me just drop this in my cryogenic freezer I keep by my bedside :sleep bwahahahahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Feb 25, 2005 -> 08:07 AM) I guess she's not a swallower anyway. spit it our dammit, spit it out . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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