southsider2k5 Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 You think I am funny? Am I funny Like a clown? Do I amuse you? If so post the best, smartest, and of course the funniest Soxtalk quotes of March here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted March 1, 2005 Share Posted March 1, 2005 Santo in the ST photo thread... "What's your favorite Scary Movie Mr. Mariotti?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted March 3, 2005 Share Posted March 3, 2005 Punch and Judy Garland in the "Willie Harris to the Brewers" rumor thread Royce never became the player people thought he might be, but I'd take him on my team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 3, 2005 Author Share Posted March 3, 2005 Tex about the Ebay auction of infamous breast implants. The Way They Were Mammories, light the corners of my mind Soft silicon filled mammories Of the way they were Scattered pictures, of the clevage I left behind dollars you gave to one or the another For the way they were Can it be that it was all so simple then Or has time rewritten every line If we had the chance to do it all again Tell me, would we, could we Mammories, are all beautiful and yet Ones too small to remember Are replaced with even larger So it's the laughter We will remember Whenever we remember The way they were The way they were Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 IwriteCode in the US Cellular White Sox thread: If companies started buying sports teams, tou can come up with some pretty interesting combonations... The Miller Genuine Draft Dodgers The Dodge Chargers The Labatt Blues The Ford Broncos The Gillette Knicks The Visa Bills The Chevy Astros The Clorox White Sox? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 QUOTE(The Bones @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 06:00 PM) ENGLISH, MOTHERf***ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT? Hi-larious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 ChiSoxy is running a fever and comes to us, her "friends" for medical advice. Of course one of our members comes through with this great advice QUOTE(CrimsonWeltall @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 08:16 PM) Go into a sauna and burn that virus out.* *may not be good medical advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 (edited) thought this was funny from the bowling thread... QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 05:55 PM) They might put you in the North Dakota hall of fame, you and those 2 other guys. Edited March 7, 2005 by Goldmember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Spiff about 50 and the Game making peace Well now that that's over with we can all get to work on the Middle East. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 QUOTE(knightni @ Mar 8, 2005 -> 11:53 PM) Separated at birth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 08:54 PM) IwriteCode in the US Cellular White Sox thread: If companies started buying sports teams, tou can come up with some pretty interesting combonations... The Miller Genuine Draft Dodgers The Dodge Chargers The Labatt Blues The Ford Broncos The Gillette Knicks The Visa Bills The Chevy Astros The Clorox White Sox? Clorox White Sox!!! Classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 (EvilJester99 @ Mar 8, 2005 -> 11:24 AM) Muscular Atrophy is a typical thing after surgery and not being able to use it for awhile. Once he is able to work out the muscle memory will take over and it will be pretty much right back to normal. (SouthSider2k5 @ Mar 8, 2005 -> 01:28 PM) Some of you guys on here are lucky that it doesn't happen to penises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 15, 2005 Author Share Posted March 15, 2005 From Tex in the Ebay time Machine thread They found this stuck in the Time Machines memory Southsider2K239 I cannot believe I passed the 10,000,000 post count. My family history tells of a Southsider2k5 who managed 30,000 posts, a considerable accomplishment, considering the primitive computer technology of the day. I had hoped that this post would be about our Intergalactic Series Championship, but alas, it has escaped the White Sox yet again. What can you expect from a team that could could not win a "World Series" when it only included North America, and never won the Milky Way Series. Cheap pwners. It really sucked to see Barry Bonds hit his 1,000,000 home run this season. Who would have guessed in 2005 that steroids were the fountain of youth? Funny that Sosa was banned for 10 years for injecting his bat with neuropathogens, again. Doesn't he know the injection go in his ass, not his bat? LOL Hey, Dick Clark is getting ready to do the countdown, he's got President George ZZ Bush on from LaGrange . . . Thank you for reading all my posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Also in the time machine thread after it was reported an on-line casino was the winning bidder: QUOTE(YASNY @ Mar 15, 2005 -> 12:18 PM) This has got to be the real deal. Who would stand to suffer financial consequenses more than a casino? Who wins Super Bowl XL? Well, the guy with the time machine would know. The World Series ... The Final Four ... Daytona 500 ... year after year. Think about it. You guys buying this? LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 GoSox05 in the game thread 4-3 sox beatin the Los Angeles of Anaheim Angels of California United States of earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 In ss2k5's thread about 'American Idol' producers trying to change a gay porn idol mimic show, YASNY's response: Well, now we all know what happens when someone googles "Gay Porn". They don't get much better than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Cerb talking about Jason in the POST OF THE YEAR: Jason's exact words were, "Get buttf***ed on the dotted line. s***, I mean sign, just sign." Later I hear, "It's not my problem you can't read through the blacked out ink." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 two days later, I finally get it In ss2k5's thread about 'American Idol' producers trying to change a gay porn idol mimic show, YASNY's response: Well, now we all know what happens when someone googles "Gay Porn". laugh.gif laugh.gif They don't get much better than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 22, 2005 Author Share Posted March 22, 2005 Yeah, Ladies love confidence..... Confidence and BIG COCKS. So here's my advice: Go to the supermarket by yourself an appropriately sized and shaped fruit or vegetable, and then throw it down your shorts in a nice banana hammock. I know baggy pants are in these days, so you might have to rub up against the girl while you are asking her for her to notice. The key is to only rub your junk on her just enough for her to notice. Too much and you'll 1) creep her out, and 2) bruise your fruit or vegetable so that you can't have it for lunch later. From Cheat in the Prom help thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 From the "Why Is Change So Hard?" thread: Aboz: Why is change so hard? Critic: Change is hard cuz it's made of metal. Paper money is much softer. You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 From the Official Steroids Thread, which is comprised of many merged roid threads. Crimson Weltall: For those that watch Mythbusters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Mar 23, 2005 -> 06:50 PM) Censorship? Hardly. This board, and most boards are owned by individuals. You are posting here free of charge because somebody loves something enough to give people a place to discuss it, and other like interest. YOU are in somebody else's house. If you came into my house, my actual house, and started doing anything against my house rules, I would throw you out or shut you up. Not to be rude, but that is basically what it boils down to. The owner of this site wants it to be a certain way, if you break the rules of his house, he/she has trusted other people to watch and maintain the place. In this day and age of the internet people seem to like to use the word "censorship", and it gets used wrongly all the time. If you send a letter into a magazine, it gets edited. It isn't "censorship", it is editing. That is what an editor is for. No author ever sees their first draft make it to publishing, and few writers ever do. The board is kind of the same way, these mods are just trying to follow the rules, and follow them the best that they can. If you don't like the "censorship" you will encounter on a board, get some money together, and start your own board. I hit another site all the time. A group of people decided to break away and start a site free of "censorship". Within a month it was the most heavily moderated site I have ever seen, and within 5 months it was a ghost town. You might not like the editing, but it is what helps keeping people coming back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted March 24, 2005 Share Posted March 24, 2005 QUOTE(JUGGERNAUT @ Mar 24, 2005 -> 09:38 AM) It is completely pointless... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted March 25, 2005 Share Posted March 25, 2005 From SS2K5 in the opening day thread, about a previous ... um ... get together by some members of the board: You have the right to be silent, even if you do not have the ability to do so... Anything you say, can and will get your ass-kicked at a future time. You have the right to have a buddy shut you up, if you cannot afford one, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand these rights I have read them to you. Really, there is no explanatory intro needed. This is a stand alone classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 29, 2005 Share Posted March 29, 2005 QUOTE(whitesoxfan56789 @ Mar 29, 2005 -> 09:28 AM) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gaged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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