kapkomet Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Today is Independance Day for Texas... yeehawl. Texas: home of where it's against the law to graffiti a cow, home of San Antonio's toilet seat museum, among some other things. Texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 For shame not including the National Anthem of the Republic of Texas You have been asked to leave the state and not return. The stars at night - are big and bright Deep in the heart of texas. The prairie sky - is wide and high Deep in the heart of texas. The sage in bloom - is like perfume Deep in the heart of texas. Reminds me of - the one I love Deep in the heart of texas. The cowboys cry - ki-yip-pie-yi Deep in the heart of texas. The rabbits rush - around the brush Deep in the heart of texas. The coyotes wail - along the trail Deep in the heart of texas. The doggies bawl - and bawl and bawl Deep in the heart of texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted March 2, 2005 Author Share Posted March 2, 2005 Eh, didn't have time. And you just cut and paste. It's not like yow know the words or anything anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Mar 2, 2005 -> 08:53 AM) Eh, didn't have time. And you just cut and paste. It's not like yow know the words or anything anymore. Sadly I still know the words to that and the Canadian National Anthem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Howdy doooo and Happy BDay to Texas!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 I know y'all non-Texans would want to know what to do when the Texas pledge is being recited. Besides suffering from state envy, y'all probaly wouldn't want anyone to know ya'aint from aroun here. Pledge of Allegiance to the State Flag (a) The pledge of allegiance to the state flag is, "Honor the Texas flag; I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one and indivisible." (B) The pledge of allegiance to the state flag should be rendered by all present except those in uniform by standing at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. Individuals who are not in uniform and who are wearing a headdress that is easily removeable should remove their headdress with their right hand and hold it at the left shoulder, with the hand over the heart. Individuals in uniform should remain silent, face the flag, and render the military salute. © The pledge of allegiance to the state flag may be recited at all public and private meetings at which the pledge of allegiance to the United States flag is recited and at state historical events and celebrations. (d) The pledge of allegiance to the state flag should be recited after the pledge of allegiance to the United States flag if both are recited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 2, 2005 -> 08:55 AM) Sadly I still know the words to that and the Canadian National Anthem There are words after Oh Canada?? Remember never ask a man if he's from Texas. If he is, he'll tell you soon enough. And if he ain't, well there is no need to embarass him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 I have to admit. I do have Texas envy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 QUOTE(mreye @ Mar 2, 2005 -> 10:10 AM) I have to admit. I do have Texas envy. I dont. I drove across the panhandle on I-40 back in late December and saw nothing but sand and had to dodge flying tumbleweeds. Nothing special about the place at all. :finger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Mar 2, 2005 -> 11:28 AM) I dont. I drove across the panhandle on I-40 back in late December and saw nothing but sand and had to dodge flying tumbleweeds. Nothing special about the place at all. :finger Ha! That's what I love about it. I'd love to have a 10,000 acre ranch down there and do nothing all day but fence mending. Yee - effin' Haw! (Where's the smiley with the cowboy hat?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gene Honda Civic Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Mar 2, 2005 -> 10:55 AM) I'm willing to bet money he's got a gun under that hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Mar 2, 2005 -> 12:02 PM) I'm willing to bet money he's got a gun under that hat. And a Lonestar in his hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 QUOTE(mreye @ Mar 2, 2005 -> 11:10 AM) And a Lonestar in his hand. :puke :headshake That has got to be one of the worst beers EVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 2, 2005 -> 12:11 PM) :puke :headshake That has got to be one of the worst beers EVER Yeah, but it's called "Lonestar" so it sells! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 QUOTE(mreye @ Mar 2, 2005 -> 10:42 AM) Ha! That's what I love about it. I'd love to have a 10,000 acre ranch down there and do nothing all day but fence mending. Yee - effin' Haw! (Where's the smiley with the cowboy hat?) I'd love to have a cowboy. Now that merits a YEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Mar 2, 2005 -> 12:13 PM) I'd love to have a cowboy. Now that merits a YEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAW! Are you interested in a Jewish Cowboy?? My name is Bucky Goldstein... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Mar 2, 2005 -> 01:13 PM) I'd love to have a cowboy. Now that merits a YEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAW! Giddeee up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 Happy birthday to a state that brought us a few great comedians: Sam Kinison and Bill Hicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Mar 2, 2005 -> 12:13 PM) I'd love to have a cowboy. Now that merits a YEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAW! Well shoot howdy, why didn't you say that before? Send a photo "I can see you got your eye on this ole cowboy and I can tell you've never had one for your own Or you've never been around one Now you're thinking that you've found one Well, it might be kind of fun to take him home. You giggle everytime I say 'Yes, ma'am.' And I get this feeling that if I held you tight You'd be seeing his and hers Buckles, boots, and spurs But that's a feeling you'll get over overnight. Chorus: Cause watcha gonna do with a cowboy When that ole rooster crows at dawn, And he's lying there instead Of gettin out of bed And puttin on his boots and getting gone? Watcha gonna do when he says, 'Honey, I got half a mind to stay'? Watcha gonna do with a cowboy when he don't saddle up and ride away? You see it takes a special kind of woman To put up with the life a cowboy leads Cause his boots are always muddy And his beer drinking buddies Will camp out on the couch and never leave. Don't even start to think you're gonna change him You'll be better off to try to rope the wind. What he his is what you got and he can't be what he's not and honey you can't hide him from your friends. Chorus Yeah whatcha gonna do with a cowboy when he don't saddle up and ride away?" Edited March 2, 2005 by Texsox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Mar 2, 2005 -> 01:18 PM) Yeah whatcha gonna do with a cowboy when he don't saddle up and ride away?" Oh, I could think of a few things..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted March 2, 2005 Author Share Posted March 2, 2005 Soxy's feelin' frisky today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Mar 2, 2005 -> 02:28 PM) Soxy's feelin' frisky today... Oh man. I haven't had spring fever this bad in yeeeeeaaaars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted March 2, 2005 Share Posted March 2, 2005 QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ Mar 2, 2005 -> 12:17 PM) Are you interested in a Jewish Cowboy?? My name is Bucky Goldstein... I'm sorry, but that position has already been filled Kinky's running for governor of Texas as well. Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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