Gene Honda Civic Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 C - Eddie -- Career 77 OPS+ 1B - Tony -- Career 122 OPS+ (player manager) 2B - Marty -- Career 70 OPS+ 3B - Tomas -- career 71 OPS+ SS - Neifi -- Career 63 OPS+ LF - Robert -- Career 57 OPS+ CF - Timo -- Career 81 OPS+ RF - Eduardo -- Career 93 OPS+ SP - Pascual -- Career 110 ERA+ SP - Odalis -- Career 102 ERA+ SP - Oliver -- Career 104 ERA+ SP - Melido -- Career 97 ERA+ P - Mike -- Career 105 ERA+ P - Carlos -- career 95 ERA+ P - Yorkis -- Career 98 ERA+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 In other words that no one could beat them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted March 4, 2005 Author Share Posted March 4, 2005 QUOTE(qwerty @ Mar 4, 2005 -> 12:47 PM) In other words that no one could beat them. That's an impressive offense... They'd be good for maybe, maybe 600 runs a year. The pitching staff is rather impressive. Better than league average. They'd finish with a record near the 2003 detroit tigers. They'd lose more than 100, but I'm not sure they'd break the record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Mar 4, 2005 -> 12:51 PM) That's an impressive offense... They'd be good for maybe, maybe 600 runs a year. The pitching staff is rather impressive. Better than league average. They'd finish with a record near the 2003 detroit tigers. They'd lose more than 100, but I'm not sure they'd break the record. Where would you bat timo? I would definitely bat him 3rd or fourth becuase he is so ''impressive'' with men in scoring position. Edited March 4, 2005 by qwerty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 That is hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted March 4, 2005 Author Share Posted March 4, 2005 QUOTE(qwerty @ Mar 4, 2005 -> 12:56 PM) Where would you bat timo? I would definitely bat him 3rd or fourth becuase he is so ''impressiv'' with men in scoring position. I'd hit him second... Tony third, and Eduardo fourth. I'd lead off which ever of the Low-OPS all-stars has the best OBP, and I'd pick names out of a hat for 5-8. Pitchers have to bat because Santiago Perez was the next best Perez out thier, and I think the Pitchers could out hit him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodAsGould Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 well Oliver Perez might win 12 games and Odalis 8 but other than that i see 142 losses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 I think a an All-Rodriguez team would beat the All=Perez team. Just off the top of my head: A-Rod K-Rod Pudge Feliz Rodriguez Henry Rodriguez Liu Rodriguez Rich Rodriguez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 The Perez team would be great. Best last name team in the big leagues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 I'm working on my All-Grudzielanek team...........I'll get back to you................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
He_Gawn Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Mar 5, 2005 -> 01:25 AM) I think a an All-Rodriguez team would beat the All=Perez team. Just off the top of my head: A-Rod K-Rod Pudge Feliz Rodriguez Henry Rodriguez Liu Rodriguez Rich Rodriguez Dont forget Benny "The Jet" Rodriguez!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodAsGould Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 how about the gonzalez team C: Wiki Gonzalez 1B: Adrian Gonzalez 2B: Luis Gonzalez 3B: Alex Gonzalez SS: Alex Gonzalez OF: Luis Gonzalez OF: Juan Gonzalez OF: Raul Gonzalez SP: Edgar Gonzalez SP: Jeremy Gonzalez Closer: Mike Gonzalez they will take the Perez's on any day of the week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Let me pick a team of players who's last name ends in "z" and I'll win a WS every year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 QUOTE(YASNY @ Mar 5, 2005 -> 04:15 PM) Let me pick a team of players who's last name ends in "z" and I'll win a WS every year. Rodriguez, Hernandez, Perez, Mientkewicz...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 I'll take the All Time Polish-American team, thank you very much. Starters: 1. Alan Trammell SS (6-Time All Star) 2. Bill Mazeroski 2B (Hall Of Famer) 3. Carl Yastremzki OF (Hall Of Famer) 4. Stan Musial OF (Hall Of Famer) 5. Al "Simmons" Szymanski OF (Hall Of Famer) 6. Ted Kluszewski 1B (4-Time All Star) 7. Moose Skowron 3B (6-Time All Star) 8. A.J. Pierzynski C (1-Time All Star) 9. Chuck Knoblauch DH (4-Time All Star) Bench: Greg Luzinski OF/DH (4-Time All Star) Tom Paciorek OF/1B (1-Time All Star) Corey Koskie 3B Doug Mientkiewicz 1B Pitching Staff: Stan Coveleski (Hall Of Famer) Phil Niekro (Hall Of Famer) Frank Tanana (3-Time All Star) Ed Lopatynski (1-Time All Star) Steve Gromek (1-Time All Star) Joe Niekro (1-Time All Star) Team Chemistry = Through The Roof Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 Absolutely NO WAY Luzinski rides pine while Knoblauch plays ahead of him if it's my team. And was Dybzinski Polish, by the way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 Some of those guys seem reallu un-Polish to me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 QUOTE(The Critic @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 02:32 AM) Absolutely NO WAY Luzinski rides pine while Knoblauch plays ahead of him if it's my team. And was Dybzinski Polish, by the way? Yes, Dybzinski was Polish. I forgot all about him. People forget how good Chuck Knoblauch was in his prime. 1994: 35 SB, .312 AVG, .381 OBP 1995: 46 SB, .333 AVG, .424 OBP 1996: 35 SB, .341 AVG, .448 OBP I'll take that out of the #9 hole any day of the week, mang. The lineup already has plenty of sluggers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 03:31 PM) Some of those guys seem reallu un-Polish to me... Are you Polish? 90% of those guys are in the Polish-American Hall Of Fame. The ones that aren't have obvious Polish names like Pierzynski, Koskie, Mientkiewicz, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 No, I'm not Polish....I'm Serbian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 07:27 PM) No, I'm not Polish....I'm Serbian. That's cool. I was just being facetious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 I'll still take my all "end in Z" team. Anyone named Rodriguez, Hernandez, Fernandez, Perez, Ordonez, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 QUOTE(YASNY @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 08:43 PM) I'll still take my all "end in Z" team. Anyone named Rodriguez, Hernandez, Fernandez, Perez, Ordonez, etc. I think that the Polish dudes and the "End In Z" team would both have terrific offensive potential, but it ultimately comes down to pitching. I can't think of very many good pitchers whose names end in Z. There's Pedro Martinez, Willie Hernandez, John Smoltz, Livan Hernandez, etc. I'm sure that I'm forgetting somebody, but the only two Hall Of Famers are Pedro and John, and the latter is questionable. I could match up with Phil and Carl. And you gotta admit, Maz, Yaz, Stan The Man, Big Al Simmons, and Kluszewski in order would wreck shop. You could come very close to matching that, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 Their offense would be no match for my all Roid team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted March 6, 2005 Share Posted March 6, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 6, 2005 -> 09:46 PM) Their offense would be no match for my all Roid team Haha, yeah. That's cheating (pun intended). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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