shagar69 Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 this is my first unofficical, since im a freshman at U of I. and i have to say, wow, it sifu ckinin ridciluous!. i have been wasted since 1100 PM! wow, i naever imagined that it woulod ever occfurso early. hows everybodys elses unofficial goi?n Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 You're a fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shagar69 Posted March 5, 2005 Author Share Posted March 5, 2005 QUOTE(Kalapse @ Mar 4, 2005 -> 07:58 PM) You're a fool. f*** you pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Faker... Your typing was "perfect" for your standards in the Fiddy Cent thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Mar 4, 2005 -> 07:08 PM) Faker... Your typing was "perfect" for your standards in the Fiddy Cent thread. nice catch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shagar69 Posted March 5, 2005 Author Share Posted March 5, 2005 QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Mar 4, 2005 -> 08:08 PM) Faker... Your typing was "perfect" for your standards in the Fiddy Cent thread. yea, im completely fakin it. Nice Catch. O and see ui in the Tourney. O, wait...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 i'm so tired of listening to drunks today. have fun tommorow, karma's a b****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shagar69 Posted March 5, 2005 Author Share Posted March 5, 2005 QUOTE(Soxnbears01 @ Mar 4, 2005 -> 08:12 PM) i'm so tired of listening to drunks today. have fun tommorow, karma's a b****. what the hell is karkma? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 QUOTE(shagar69 @ Mar 5, 2005 -> 12:18 PM) what the hell is karkma? I've never heard of karkma, but what goes around comes around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHarris1 Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 (edited) You typed perfect in the Fitty thread. And you spelled ridiculous, correctly. Edited March 5, 2005 by WHarris1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 QUOTE(WHarris1 @ Mar 4, 2005 -> 09:17 PM) You typed perfect int he Fitty thread. And you spelled ridiculous, correctly. hWat are yuo takli n gabot. OMG now IM drnuk!!11! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shagar69 Posted March 5, 2005 Author Share Posted March 5, 2005 QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Mar 4, 2005 -> 09:12 PM) I've never heard of karkma, but what goes around comes around. shgtu tgeh f*** ou] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 QUOTE(Soxnbears01 @ Mar 4, 2005 -> 07:12 PM) i'm so tired of listening to drunks today. have fun tommorow, karma's a b****. Exactly. Some drunk f*** picked a fight with a guy in front of CO's. I was on the way to get a coffee & say hi to a friend that works at the Espresso Royale on the corner. I had to duck a punch walking by because these two drunk frat bastards didn't have the sobriety to f***ing hit one another. I wish that their parents' HMO plan had an option for abortion I am so sick of this goddamn day that I could shoot blood out of my eyes. As my friend Dann said today: But today is my least favorite day of the year. From the time I wake up to the time I go to sleep completely sober, I have a massive chip on my shoulder. A plague of green-clad, suburb-dwelling mutant locusts descends on Champaign-Urbana once every year. Their sole mission in life: Spend all nineteen hours that some campus bars remain open on this day getting completely drunk. To what do I owe this plague? They call it Unofficial. Unofficial St. Patrick's Day has become something of a tradition on this campus, on par with having no front seven on the football team or claiming residency in a city one's parents live sixty miles away from. Apparently, St. Patrick's day always fell either during spring break or in the midst of spring semester midterms. Brilliant enablers and problem drinkers, these Hellenicized parasites are. If they were going to be unable to make it out to St. Patrick's Day, they were going to damn well bring the day to them. It began with C.O. Daniel's, the bar whose claim to fame is that you have less of a chance of becoming infected with an airborne sexual disease there than at neighboring establishment Kam's. The beer apparently flows and goes down green and invariably makes a return visit in a similar hue. Over time, St. Patrick's Day has been transformed from a traditional Catholic feast day into a secular holiday celebrating Irish heritage and culture. Dublin, Ireland, has an annual cultural festival that attracts thousands of people from all over the country and Europe. American cities with large Irish populations, such as New York City, Boston and Chicago have parades. Chicago dyes the Chicago River green (they do so fine a job it stays that way year-round). But this international celebration of Irish culture has been expanded beyond this secular celebration. Granted, the wearing of the green has been accompanied by the drinking of the ale, but the sense of community fostered by this celebration has been demeaned by the perpetrators of this cultural travesty called Unofficial into obnoxiously oafish drunkenness with no socially or culturally redeeming value. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 rock on sideshow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 QUOTE(shagar69 @ Mar 5, 2005 -> 01:19 PM) shgtu tgeh f*** ou] Speaking klingon now are we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Unofficial St. Patrick's Day has become something of a tradition on this campus, on par with having no front seven on the football team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxman352000 Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(shagar69 @ Mar 5, 2005 -> 01:07 AM) f*** you pussy f*** you buddy you probably went to college just so you could get wasted on a daily bases. that is even if you really wasted faker Edited March 5, 2005 by soxman352000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 St. Patrick's Day probably started out as a pagan secular celebration to begin with, which means it's come full circle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 As I mentioned in the "official" thread, my dad said it wasn't until recently that partying happened in Ireland on St Patrick's day (he came over here late 1971 and his brother goes back annually). He said the local town where he grew up still doesn't party - it's a time for family and sharing a meal or at least a cup of tea. As much of a drinker as my dad was when I was growing up, St Patrick's Day was one day where he didn't drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigHurt35 Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Why do people act like complete morons when they drink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonkeyKongerko Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 The longest threads on Soxtalk always have the most humble beginnings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepyWhiteSox Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 QUOTE(soxman352000 @ Mar 4, 2005 -> 10:48 PM) f*** you buddy you probably went to college just so you could get wasted on a daily bases. that is even if you really wasted faker Called out... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Mar 4, 2005 -> 09:20 PM) Exactly. Some drunk f*** picked a fight with a guy in front of CO's. I was on the way to get a coffee & say hi to a friend that works at the Espresso Royale on the corner. I had to duck a punch walking by because these two drunk frat bastards didn't have the sobriety to f***ing hit one another. I wish that their parents' HMO plan had an option for abortion I am so sick of this goddamn day that I could shoot blood out of my eyes. As my friend Dann said today: But today is my least favorite day of the year. From the time I wake up to the time I go to sleep completely sober, I have a massive chip on my shoulder. A plague of green-clad, suburb-dwelling mutant locusts descends on Champaign-Urbana once every year. Their sole mission in life: Spend all nineteen hours that some campus bars remain open on this day getting completely drunk. To what do I owe this plague? They call it Unofficial. Unofficial St. Patrick's Day has become something of a tradition on this campus, on par with having no front seven on the football team or claiming residency in a city one's parents live sixty miles away from. Apparently, St. Patrick's day always fell either during spring break or in the midst of spring semester midterms. Brilliant enablers and problem drinkers, these Hellenicized parasites are. If they were going to be unable to make it out to St. Patrick's Day, they were going to damn well bring the day to them. It began with C.O. Daniel's, the bar whose claim to fame is that you have less of a chance of becoming infected with an airborne sexual disease there than at neighboring establishment Kam's. The beer apparently flows and goes down green and invariably makes a return visit in a similar hue. Over time, St. Patrick's Day has been transformed from a traditional Catholic feast day into a secular holiday celebrating Irish heritage and culture. Dublin, Ireland, has an annual cultural festival that attracts thousands of people from all over the country and Europe. American cities with large Irish populations, such as New York City, Boston and Chicago have parades. Chicago dyes the Chicago River green (they do so fine a job it stays that way year-round). But this international celebration of Irish culture has been expanded beyond this secular celebration. Granted, the wearing of the green has been accompanied by the drinking of the ale, but the sense of community fostered by this celebration has been demeaned by the perpetrators of this cultural travesty called Unofficial into obnoxiously oafish drunkenness with no socially or culturally redeeming value. f***in A! Great post! I particularly like the part about not having a front 7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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