Jump to content

Sick, Sick, Ex-Dentist


Texsox

Recommended Posts

QUOTE(Texsox @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 06:52 AM)
I keep trying to remember the Steve Martin line in The Jerk. Something like isn't being a Dentist great! Everyone call you Doctor, but you're really not . . . all the while in "the chair"

 

I can only remember two lines from "The Jerk"

 

1. The new phone books are! The new phone books are here!

2. I've got a "special purpose".

Link to comment
Share on other sites

QUOTE(YASNY @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 07:03 AM)
I can only remember two lines from "The Jerk"

 

1.  The new phone books are! The new phone books are here!

2.  I've got a "special purpose".

 

:lolhitting

1. (continued) it is this sort of spontaneous publicity that makes a man . . .

 

3. I was born a poor black child . . .

Link to comment
Share on other sites

QUOTE(YASNY @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 07:03 AM)
I can only remember two lines from "The Jerk"

 

1.  The new phone books are! The new phone books are here!

2.  I've got a "special purpose".

"I don't need ANYTHING.......except for this ashtray.......and this lamp......"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...