Texsox Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Before the sick dentist thread gets hijacked too far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 "Go ahead. Make my day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyho7476 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 (edited) My signature has it.... Â Source: Dean Wurmer, Animal House Edited March 16, 2005 by tonyho7476 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 "I wish the dead could back to life so that I could kill you again you son of a b****!" Â - Breakfast At The Manchester Morgue aka. Let Sleeping Corpses Lie aka. a million other titles. Â Anything ever to fall out of the mouth of Groucho Marx, either on film, TV, or from You Bet Your Life. The man was brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyho7476 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? - John Bender, The Breakfast Club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juddling Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 "I'm here to do two things....kick ass and chew bubblegum........and i'm ALL out of bubblegum!!"  Roddy Piper from "They Live"     juddling  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 From Interview with a Vampire: "May flights of demons wing you to your rest".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 "....this one goes to 11....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 16, 2005 Author Share Posted March 16, 2005 QUOTE(The Critic @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 09:26 AM) "....this one goes to 11....." I find myself quoting that and people around me giving me a blank look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyho7476 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 10:29 AM) I find myself quoting that and people around me giving me a blank look. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 (edited) What we have here is a failure to communicate. Coolhand Luke Edited March 16, 2005 by ChiSoxyGirl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 "Yeah, well your mother was an astronaut" Sydney Deane, White Men Can't Jump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 "Grizzly Adams did have a beard." - Lee Trevino - Happy Gilmore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 16, 2005 Author Share Posted March 16, 2005 "Otis! My Man!" Â "Can we dance with yo dates?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 "Excuse me while I whip this out" Sheriff Bart, Blazing Saddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 09:54 AM) "Excuse me while I whip this out"Â Sheriff Bart, Blazing Saddles Oh, I could go on forever with that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Worker on the railroad says to the Sherriff, "Hey we heard you were hung" Sherriff "And they were right too". Blazing Saddles is one of the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 10:02 AM) Worker on the railroad says to the Sherriff, "Hey we heard you were hung" Sherriff "And they were right too". Blazing Saddles is one of the best "We'll work up the number 6 on 'em." Â "Number 6? I'm not sure I'm familiar with the number 6." Â "Well, that's where we go ridin' into town a whompin' and a whoopin' every living thing within an inch of it's life. Except the women folk, of course." Â "You spare the women?" Â "Nah, we rape the s*** outta them at the number 6 dance later on." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 09:29 AM) I find myself quoting that and people around me giving me a blank look. Â There are actually people in this world who have NOT heard that damn line??? I'm guessing they would have to be non-musicians. EVERY friggin' musician in the world has quoted that damn line. Finally it seems to have run it's course for the most part. But sure enough, some funny new guitarist out there, when getting around people will have to belt out that line. To which most people in the room will roll eyes and give a "yeah, yeah...good one...". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 I do not, for one, think that the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 From favortie line from Blazing Saddles is the one that got cut, but Mel Brooks talks about it on the DVD (I'll put the line in bold) Â It was the original last line in the scene between Lili and Bart: Â [Lili von Schtupp has lured Bart back to her room] Â Lili Von Shtupp: Is it true how zey say zat you people are... gifted? [Lights go out, sound of zipper opening] Â Lili Von Shtupp: Oh. It's twue. It's twue. Â Bart: Lady, you're sucking on my arm! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 That is awesome Rib Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjm676 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 (edited) From Happy Gilmore:  "I eat pieces of s*** like you for breakfast!"  "You eat pieces of s*** for breakfast?"  long pause  "No!" Edited March 16, 2005 by robinventura23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KipWellsFan Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 "There's s*** everywhere!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palehosefan Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 From Shrek 2, Gingerbread man in the high pitched voice. "Pinocchio's wearing a thooong." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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