TheBlackSox8 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Policeman: So, what you doin here? Turkish: I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem? Policeman: What's in the car? Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel. Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George. Brick Top: You'll have to say that again, I don't think I heard you? Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George. Brick Top: How could you lose him, he's not a set of car keys. It's not like he's incon-f***ing-spicuous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 QUOTE(TheBlackSox8 @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 06:05 PM) Policeman: So, what you doin here? Turkish: I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem? Policeman: What's in the car? Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel. Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George. Brick Top: You'll have to say that again, I don't think I heard you? Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George. Brick Top: How could you lose him, he's not a set of car keys. It's not like he's incon-f***ing-spicuous. Bricktop is one of my favorite film characters of all time. Oh I see your lady friend speaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackSox8 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 12:06 PM) Bricktop is one of my favorite film characters of all time. Oh I see your lady friend speaks. i like brad pitt's character Mickey....god he plays that part excellent... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackSox8 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Errol: f***face, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he? Turkish: f***face... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm crawling off yer mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 QUOTE(TheBlackSox8 @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 06:07 PM) i like brad pitt's character Mickey....god he plays that part excellent... I'm gonna go home and watch it tonight, you got me geeked on it again. where do you find the script? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 QUOTE(TheBlackSox8 @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 06:09 PM) Errol: f***face, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he? Turkish: f***face... I like that one Errol. I'll have to remember that one next time I'm crawling off yer mum. Dude, you're killing me. what's bricktop's speech about him being a prick? if you guys haven't seen it, buy it tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackSox8 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 12:10 PM) I'm gonna go home and watch it tonight, you got me geeked on it again. where do you find the script? http://imdb.com/title/tt0208092/quotes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackSox8 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you? Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig s***, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackSox8 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c***... me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Basically its like a British version of Pulp Fiction.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 06:19 PM) Basically its like a British version of Pulp Fiction.... The overall story is not as good, bu the charecters are better and far more funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 QUOTE(TheBlackSox8 @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 06:17 PM) Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c***... me. THAT'S IT. lmao, I'm gonna piss my pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackSox8 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 12:22 PM) The overall story is not as good, bu the charecters are better and far more funny. It's not as violent/gory either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Well thats it I will have to que this one up when I get home tonight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackSox8 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Pulp Fiction Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese? Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the f*** a Quarter Pounder is. Jules: Then what do they call it? Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese. Jules: A "Royale" with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac? Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac". Jules: "Le Big-Mac". Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper? Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 06:23 PM) Well thats it I will have to que this one up when I get home tonight... Yeah, the accents are kinda tough sometimes, but overall, it's hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackSox8 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: What country you from? Brett: What? Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What? Brett: What? Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERf***ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT? Brett: Yes! Jules: Then you know what I'm saying! Brett: Yes! Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like! Brett: What, I-? Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf***er. Say "what" one more goddamn time. Brett: He's b-b-black... Jules: Go on. Brett: He's bald... Jules: Does he look like a b****? Brett: What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A b****? Brett: No! Jules: Then why you try to f*** him like a b****, Brett? Brett: I didn't. Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f***ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Pulp Fiction is one of my all time favorite movies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackSox8 Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 QUOTE(EvilJester99 @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 12:28 PM) Pulp Fiction is one of my all time favorite movies... Marsellus: I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherf***er. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a n***** waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass. I laugh everytime i hear this line... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Pulp Fiction Jules: "ENGLISH, MOTHERf***ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?" Pulp Fiction Jules: "You can't compare that to putting your tongue in the holiest of holies!" Dodgeball Cotton: "It seem's as Average Joes will forfeit the match!" Pepper: "It's a bold strategy Cotton....let's see how it work's out for 'em!" Shawshank Redemption "The Count of Monte Crisco by Alexandre............Dumass. Dumbass." "Dumbass?" "It's Doo-ma." Robin Hood and the Men in Tights Robin: "This is Achoo." Blinkin: "A Jew? Here?" Robin: "Not a Jew, Achoo." Blinkin: "Gazundheit." Robin Hood and the Men in Tights Rabbi: "Who wants one [circumcision]?" [shouts from crowd] Little John: "I'll have two." Robin Hood and the Men in Tights Blinkin: "I heard that coming a mile away." Robin: "Good work Blinkin." Blinkin: "hat's that? Is someone talking?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottawa_sox Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Birdie num nums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 QUOTE(TheBlackSox8 @ Apr 1, 2005 -> 12:05 PM) Policeman: So, what you doin here? Turkish: I'm taking the dog for a walk. What's the problem? Policeman: What's in the car? Turkish: Seats and a steering wheel. Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George. Brick Top: You'll have to say that again, I don't think I heard you? Tommy: We've lost Gorgeous George. Brick Top: How could you lose him, he's not a set of car keys. It's not like he's incon-f***ing-spicuous. Ahhh Bricktop.. Garry: They should do you proud guv'ner Bricktop: You reckon that's what they should do? Do me proud? Garry: That's what you deserve is to be proud. Bricktop: Pull your tounge outta my asshole Garry. Dogs do that......you're not a dog are you Garry? Though you do have all the characteristics of a dog Garry..........all except loyalty............( bag goes over his head as they prep him to get fed to the pigs ) Bricktop: ( to boxers staring ) WHAT THE f*** ARE YOU 2 LOOKING AT?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Or how about the convo that Vincent and Sol had when they first met Tyronne? After observing Tyronne trying mightily to squeeze out of the car. Vincent: "That's the getaway driver? What the f*** can he get away from?" Sol: "Dont worry, he can move when he has to" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepyWhiteSox Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 ”How does one become a janitor? Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts.” ”Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we’ll all get up, it’ll be anarchy!” ”Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 QUOTE(SleepyWhiteSox @ Apr 2, 2005 -> 02:40 AM) ”How does one become a janitor? Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts.” ”Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we’ll all get up, it’ll be anarchy!” ”Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.” The Breakfast Club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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