southsider2k5 Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF... > >....Instead of referring to two or more people as > > "Y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of > > them are women. > >....You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook > > outside." > >....You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY. > >....You would never stop to buy something somebody > > was cooking on the side of the road. (e.g., boiled > > peanuts). > >....You don't have any problems pronouncing > > "Worcestershire sauce" correctly. > >....For breakfast, you would prefer > > potatoes-au-gratin to grits. > >....You don't know what a moon pie is. > >....You've never had an RC Cola. > >....You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, > > or pickled. > >....You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. > >....You've never seen a live chicken, and the only > > cows you've seen are on road trips. > >....You have no idea what a polecat is. > >....You don't see anything wrong with putting a > > sweater on your dog. > >....You don't have bangs. > >....You would rather have your son become a lawyer > > than grow up to get his own TV fishing show. You > > drink either "Pop" or "Soda"- instead of "Cokes." > >....You've never eaten and don't know how to make a > > tomato sandwich. > >....You have never planned your summer vacation > > around a gun-'n-knife show. > >....You think more money should go to important > > scientific research at your university than to pay > > the salary of the head football coach. > >....You don't even have one can of WD-40 somewhere > > around the house. > >....The last time you smiled was when you blocked > > someone from getting on an on-ramp to the highway. > >....You don't have any hats in your closet that > > advertise feed stores. > >....You have more than one professional sports team > > in your home state. > >....You call binoculars opera glasses. > >....You can't spit out the car window without > > pulling over to the side of the road and stopping. > >....You don't know anyone with at least two first > > names (i.e., Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary > > Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice) > >....You don't know any women with male names (i.e., > > Tommie, Bobbie, Johnnie, Jimmie) > >....You don't have Maw-maw's & Pawpaw's. > >....You get freaked out when people on the subway > > talk to you. > >....None of your fur coats are homemade. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 Love it! Very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 um, what's a pole cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 I'd say about half those are true of me. They exaggerate some things, like the opera glasses. Pretty good though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 QUOTE(Spiff @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 06:00 PM) I'd say about half those are true of me. They exaggerate some things, like the opera glasses. Pretty good though. Same for me. But I gotta say, it doesn't matter where you're at, IT'S POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you. Oh, and I love RC. Good pop that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(jackie hayes @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 12:34 PM) Same for me. But I gotta say, it doesn't matter where you're at, IT'S POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you. Oh, and I love RC. Good pop that. uhhhh...........................no. Soda, muthuhhhf***aaahhhh! Edited March 16, 2005 by The Critic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 12:59 PM) um, what's a pole cat? A skunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 17, 2005 Author Share Posted March 17, 2005 QUOTE(The Critic @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 02:21 PM) uhhhh...........................no. Soda, muthuhhhf***aaahhhh! Oh HELL no, you didn't go there? Wez gotz beef now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted March 17, 2005 Share Posted March 17, 2005 Cola is a dark soft drink. Soda is a dark soft drink. "Pop" includes all, dark and clear drinks. I don't think of 7-Up and Sprite as Soda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokona Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 That's really absurd and i can't believe anyone would write anything like that. You could call that slander, what lies. I'm apalled. Everyone has a can of WD-40. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 QUOTE(The Critic @ Mar 16, 2005 -> 02:21 PM) uhhhh...........................no. Soda, muthuhhhf***aaahhhh! That's right b****! Pop makes you sound like a bubble gum, valley girl teenager. Pop is so unsophisticated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palehosefan Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Yeesh, I live in Tejas and I had no clue what a pole cat is. I still have no idea how a pole cat is a skunk, then again I call pretty much all soft drinks "coke" so what do I know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Mar 17, 2005 -> 09:27 PM) Cola is a dark soft drink. Soda is a dark soft drink. "Pop" includes all, dark and clear drinks. I don't think of 7-Up and Sprite as Soda. That's per-verse! But then how do you justify 'soda water'? 'Soda' should be restricted to that by(long)gone era when they actually had soda fountains and sock hops and danced the twist, or maybe the Charleston, who knows anymore. I can respect 'soda pop', or better, 'sodie pop'. But that's where I draw the line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 If you're going to say soda is no longer legit without soda fountains, how in the hell to you justify 'pop'? What about it makes it pop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(danman31 @ Mar 18, 2005 -> 03:15 AM) If you're going to say soda is no longer legit without soda fountains, how in the hell to you justify 'pop'? What about it makes it pop? Being from Illinois, I say it's pop simply by the beauty of the democratic process. Note the study's "conclusion" -- "People who say "Pop" are much, much cooler." Science says snaaaap. Edited March 18, 2005 by jackie hayes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 I guess I'm a blue neck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUGGERNAUT Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Definitely Pop. How many people do you know that say "give me a soda please?" Second to Pop is just "coke". Even though it could be RC, Pepsi, or Coke. Everyone knows a pole cat is a skunk. Don't you people ever watch toons? Boomerang is educational Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 What the heck is a "blue neck" and why have I never heard that term before??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 I get yelled at for saying pop in NJ. Don't they understand that people drink pop and soda is just a mixer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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