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QUOTE(Kalapse @ Mar 24, 2005 -> 01:12 PM)
No couple buddies and I are gonna hit a strip clup tonight.

 

haha speaking of strip clubs..

 

The last time I went with my friends a few weeks ago, my friend paid a 6'5 red headed 40 year old stripper $120 to have sex with him.. it was supposed to cost him more but he didnt have any..

 

It was quite disgusting, and yet so funny

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QUOTE(T R U @ Mar 25, 2005 -> 11:14 AM)
haha speaking of strip clubs..

 

The last time I went with my friends a few weeks ago, my friend paid a 6'5 red headed 40 year old stripper $120 to have sex with him.. it was supposed to cost him more but he didnt have any..

 

It was quite disgusting, and yet so funny

:headshake ...so was she older and taller than him?....eww :puke

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QUOTE(TheBlackSox8 @ Mar 25, 2005 -> 11:15 AM)
:headshake ...so was she older and taller than him?....eww :puke

 

she was prolly 6'2 but she had on these platform shoes so she was like a mamoth.. and yeah, wayyyy older than him..

 

it was sick, when they came back she tried to give me a hug and I like gave her a half assed one armed hug and she goes "Use two arms for f***s sake" and I got scared

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QUOTE(T R U @ Mar 25, 2005 -> 11:21 AM)
she was prolly 6'2 but she had on these platform shoes so she was like a mamoth.. and yeah, wayyyy older than him..

 

it was sick, when they came back she tried to give me a hug and I like gave her a half assed one armed hug and she goes "Use two arms for f***s sake" and I got scared

LMAO..... :lolhitting :lolhitting

great story...i wouldn't wanted to even touch her..

was she an ugly 40 or a hot 40, or in between?

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QUOTE(TheBlackSox8 @ Mar 25, 2005 -> 11:22 AM)
LMAO..... :lolhitting :lolhitting

great story...i wouldn't wanted to even touch her..

was she an ugly 40 or a hot 40,  or in between?

 

No she was not hott at all.. And I didnt wanna touch her but she had a size advantage over me..

 

When she started talking about going on tour with The Grateful Dead I knew it was bad news.. and my friend is one of the dumbest people you will ever meet.. long time ago I posted a thread with all the stupid stuff he has done in his life.. And its quite the list of things to shake your head at

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