Texsox Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 I gave a girl a ride in my wagon She crawled in and took control She was tired 'cause her mind was a-draggin' I said, get some sleep and dream of rock and roll 'Cause like a princess she was layin' there Moonlight dancin' off her hair She woke up and took me by the hand She's gonna love me in my Chevy van And that's all right with me Her young face was like that of an angel Her long legs were tanned and brown Better keep your eyes on the road, son Better slow this vehicle down 'Cause like a princess she was layin' there Moonlight dancin' off her hair She woke up and took me by the hand We made love in my Chevy van And that's all right with me I put her out in a town that was so small You could throw a rock from end to end A dirt-road main street, she walked off in bare feet It's a shame I won't be passin' through again 'Cause like a princess she was layin' there Moonlight dancin' off her hair She woke up and took me by the hand We made love in my Chevy van And that's all right with me 'Cause like a princess she was layin' there Moonlight dancin' off her hair She woke up and took me by the hand We made love in my Chevy van And that's all right with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be Good Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 I haven't but my car is definitely big enough for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 10, 2005 Author Share Posted April 10, 2005 QUOTE(Be Good @ Apr 10, 2005 -> 11:38 AM) I haven't but my car is definitely big enough for it No car is too small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Apr 10, 2005 -> 10:56 AM) No car is too small. I'm 5'8"--and my motto is many things can be too small for sex. One of them being cars.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Apr 10, 2005 -> 12:07 PM) I'm 5'8"--and my motto is many things can be too small for sex. One of them being cars.... Try a Mercury Maurader X-100 from 1969 - I swear my queen sized bedroom set could fit back there lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippedoutpunk Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Im still a virgin, im struggling to get it done on a bed for gods sake and you guys are talking about getting it in a car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 QUOTE(flippedoutpunk @ Apr 10, 2005 -> 12:14 PM) Im still a virgin, im struggling to get it done on a bed for gods sake and you guys are talking about getting it in a car lol you're not alone, I second that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 10, 2005 Author Share Posted April 10, 2005 QUOTE(Queen Prawn @ Apr 10, 2005 -> 01:09 PM) Try a Mercury Maurader X-100 from 1969 - I swear my queen sized bedroom set could fit back there lol. Gotta love a gal who thinks about the best car for it. Does the tiara fit as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Apr 10, 2005 -> 01:07 PM) I'm 5'8"--and my motto is many things can be too small for sex. One of them being cars.... Like a breadbox? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 *thinks about Mallrats* Like the back of a Volkswagen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilMonkey Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Sex in a car always seemd like a teenage thing to me. I tried to arrange that before I turned 20, but didn't manage to pull it off until about 2 weeks after I turned 20. While no car may be 'too small', you sure don't want to do it in a Yugo if you have any other choice. Glad I was still 'flexible'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Throw in some Vodka and a couple bowls of Borscht and its a night of fun in Belgrade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 Yeah, when I was a teenager without an apartment and I really had nowhere else. Once I had an apartment, why?? Besides, I need room to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 I have a friend ( a woman) who once drove a MASSIVE conversion van. THis thing was HUGE, but she loved it. It was lovingly reffered to as "The Shaggin Wagon" in high school. To the best of my knowledge, sex was never conducted in that van. However it apperently saw other things that former President Clinton does not consider sex or adultry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R U Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 I had sex in my car 2 times last night... once at 10 and then again at 3:30 in the morning.. Its not the best but it gets the job done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippedoutpunk Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 QUOTE(T R U @ Apr 10, 2005 -> 04:49 PM) I had sex in my car 2 times last night... once at 10 and then again at 3:30 in the morning.. Its not the best but it gets the job done So THATS why u wanted to borrow it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R U Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 QUOTE(flippedoutpunk @ Apr 10, 2005 -> 04:51 PM) So THATS why u wanted to borrow it haha shut up man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippedoutpunk Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 QUOTE(T R U @ Apr 10, 2005 -> 04:55 PM) haha shut up man Easy for you to say.. Semen + Leather = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R U Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 QUOTE(flippedoutpunk @ Apr 10, 2005 -> 04:56 PM) Easy for you to say.. Semen + Leather = Dude, not only did I break quite a few laws last night.. I did a lot of potentially dangerous things... what a crazy crazy night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippedoutpunk Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 QUOTE(T R U @ Apr 10, 2005 -> 05:00 PM) Dude, not only did I break quite a few laws last night.. I did a lot of potentially dangerous things... what a crazy crazy night I'm allllll ears :sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R U Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(flippedoutpunk @ Apr 10, 2005 -> 05:07 PM) I'm allllll ears :sleep - Underaged Drinking - Unprotected Sex - Sex in the driveway of some random persons house, in my car (2X) - Driving Drunk - I THINK I agreed to go on a date with some girl Wednesday but I really dont remember - I got home at 4:30 am and didnt fall asleep till 6 am It was a crazy night man, a crazy night Edited April 10, 2005 by T R U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippedoutpunk Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 QUOTE(T R U @ Apr 10, 2005 -> 05:12 PM) - Underaged Drinking - Unprotected Sex - Sex in the driveway of some random persons house, in my car (2X) - Driving Drunk - I THINK I agreed to go on a date with some girl Wednesday but I really dont remember - I got home at 4:30 am and didnt fall asleep till 6 am It was a crazy night man, a crazy night Aw t r u is gona be a baby daddy!! Did you know who the person was? Or are u gona get a call tommorrow morning from a 16 year old like this dude i know *coughflippedoutpunkcough* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R U Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 QUOTE(flippedoutpunk @ Apr 10, 2005 -> 05:15 PM) Aw t r u is gona be a baby daddy!! Did you know who the person was? Or are u gona get a call tommorrow morning from a 16 year old like this dude i know *coughflippedoutpunkcough* No it was my ex girlfriend.. I knew who she was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippedoutpunk Posted April 10, 2005 Share Posted April 10, 2005 QUOTE(T R U @ Apr 10, 2005 -> 05:17 PM) No it was my ex girlfriend.. I knew who she was lucky i cant wait to see Jose Jr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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