For mreye

[Texsox]

Last week the North Carolina Tar Heels

            defeated Illinois 75-70 to win the NCAA

          men's college basketball championship.

 

          The Top 4 Ways UNC Students Celebrated

                  Winning the NCAA Championship

 

10> A mob of jocks headed for the computer lab to beat up nerds.

 

9> They finally changed their lucky underwear.

 

8> They cut down Dick Vitale's tongue and hung it from the

rafters, baby!

 

7> They threw caution to the wind and split an infinitive or two.

 

6> They celebrated their Southern heritage by voting to secede

from the NCAA.

 

5> Steroid daiquiris.

 

4> They rolled Gateway Memorial Arch upside down and set fire to

it.

 

3> Overwhelmed with school spirit, freshman and sophomore

starters decided to wait a couple of weeks before declaring

for the NBA draft.

 

2> They taunted Illinois fans for not being illinoisy enough.

 

        and the Number 1 Way UNC Students Celebrated

                Winning the NCAA Championship...

 

1> They did just what the team did: Pounded it inside and took it

strong to the hole.

 

          [ Copyright 2005 by Chris White    ]

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Lovin' 6, 3, and 1

[nitetrain8601]

1 is hilarious because it's more than likely true. Damnit Illini, I wish you were the one to get it done.