Heads22 Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 When I was ten I decided to build a fire in my backyard and put various fireworks in it.....bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bighurt52235 Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Is it really pyromaniac? I thought it was something more exciting than that. Oh well, not everything can make jump and down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SI1020 Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 Got busted by the Cops and ran for them. Not a wise move, luckily I was a minor and was faster then them Unfortunately my friends weren't, thank god they didn't rat me out. Otherwise, I can't touch your list. On a sidenote: We didn't do anything illegal other then light off some fireworks and we had quite a bit of them on us as well. When I was running at first, I didn't even know I was running from cops, I just figured it was some people who lived on the street complaining or something. Who hasn't run from the cops sometime in their life?? I had a friend in high school who I shall call Freddie, as in Freddie Kreuger. This guy was shall we say a little unbalanced. One night a bunch of us were drinking beer in the woods. I walked home with Freddie. Suddenly he bolted ahead of me, picked up a brick and hurled it through someones window. I looked at him and said "WTF Freddie" and he just replied "the window was looking at me." I told you he was whacked. Anyway no sooner were the words out of his mouth when who pulls up but an unmarked plainclothes car. One cop chases me the other Freddie. We both managed to get away. The next day I threatened to beat Freddie to death with a baseball bat. He just laughed. Freddie had the nicest most normal parents you'd ever want to meet. His mom reminded me of June Cleaver on Leave it to Beaver. One time me and my friend JB stopped by to see Freddie at his house. Freddie's mom greeted us and said Freddie was upstairs in his room. I was walking behind JB. Just as he was entering the room Freddie who was lying in bed pulled a gun out from under his pillow and fired a shot into the wall. "Hi Boys" he said and then laughed. His mom called up to him and asked what the hell was going on. "Nothing mom, just a firecracker" he said in his best Anthony Perkins imitation. Another time the three of us were just hanging out on the street. Next thing I know Freddie has shattered the back windshield of Mr Davis' Chevy. You know who the cops arrested. Me and friend JB!!! We spent a nite in a juvenile facility until things got straightened out. The thing is everybodys parents liked Freddie, he was such a con artist. The typical response was "why don't you spend more time with that nice boy Freddie. He's such a gentleman." I haven't seen Freddie since the mid 80's. I hear he's just as wacky as ever. So you see I was a nice young kid just kept some questionable company . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 Once, I went over to my friends house. We took his bedsheets and went up to his third story balcony. I tied one end to his railing and secured the other tightly around both my wrists. Then I balanced myself on the rail and threw myself off of the balcony. I flew about a story down and about seven feet out. Then things balanced out and slammed me into the building between the windows of the second floor. Myy wrists gave way and I fell the last story and landed on my back. I was pretty bruised up and had a really sore back but fortunately I wasnt badly hurt. Heck, I coulda been killed. Then another time when I lived in Spain, I used to hit tennis balls in my yard. It was a pretty small yard so like every other one went out. Sometimes they went across the street and into my neighbors yard. These people had a fence which was about 1 foot of cement and five feet of stick bundled tightly together and topped with ivy. So one day the ball went in there and I went to get it. I ran up, pushed off the cement, grabbed the top of the fence and tried to boost my legs over. But my feet hit the top of the sticks and I flipped over and hit my face straight on the back side of the fence. Then I fell down into the neighbors yard on my back. I wasnt really hurt that time either. It wasnt stupid or crazy because I didnt try to do it but it sure isnt something Id try again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxfan420 Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 I ran onto the field at Comiskey and went after an ex-Marine umpire... J/K!!!! I am doing the stupiest thing i have ever done, at this very moment. I am currently considering the possibility of taking back my ex girlfriend...... Well, is your ex some kinda of physco b**** from hell? Why did you break up in the first place? Yes and she cheated on me, too. Not to sound like an ass, but if I were you, I'd find a new girl. People that cheat once, will do it again and keep doing it - at least odds are they will. someone had to tell him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxfan420 Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 im gonna have to refuse on this one, noone knows i was behind it but it was big Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 Bmr... details, please... Gash.. I honestly think it's because no on can touch your list.. LOL Lets see, I will give you the short version. Met this girl, fell in love. She was extremely jealous of my ex. We had problems, we broke up twice, but we always stayed best friends. Anways, for a 5 month period, 2 months of which we were together, she was seeing another guy. She waited until just recently, 7 months later, to tell me about it. The reason I am even considering taking her back, is we really love eachother. Yeah, like i said, its the dumbest thing ive ever done................. This kinda thing is happening across the county..Girls taking back absuvive boyfriends who treat them like s***, and guys taking back chicks even after cheating on him or whatever. Why do you think it would be stupid to take her back? You think she will cheat on you again, or is it she lied to you and stuff? If you can't trust her, AVOID at all costs. You don't need that aggravation and side s*** hampering your life. Yeah trust is the issue, of course. It was a tough decision, but i let her know tonight, that i just cant take her back. As much as we love eachother, trust will always be an issue,now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 Bmr... details, please... Gash.. I honestly think it's because no on can touch your list.. LOL Lets see, I will give you the short version. Met this girl, fell in love. She was extremely jealous of my ex. We had problems, we broke up twice, but we always stayed best friends. Anways, for a 5 month period, 2 months of which we were together, she was seeing another guy. She waited until just recently, 7 months later, to tell me about it. The reason I am even considering taking her back, is we really love eachother. Yeah, like i said, its the dumbest thing ive ever done................. This kinda thing is happening across the county..Girls taking back absuvive boyfriends who treat them like s***, and guys taking back chicks even after cheating on him or whatever. Why do you think it would be stupid to take her back? You think she will cheat on you again, or is it she lied to you and stuff? If you can't trust her, AVOID at all costs. You don't need that aggravation and side s*** hampering your life. Yeah trust is the issue, of course. It was a tough decision, but i let her know tonight, that i just cant take her back. As much as we love eachother, trust will always be an issue,now. And by the way, she officially cheated on me when we werent together. The cheating isnt the issue, its the trust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wsc425 Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 I was a cub fan in 1998. I need counseling because of it, yet, I was only a little kid at the time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 I know this guy....a nice guy....that is kind of weird. In 7th grade....I was at a kid's sleepover. Anyways, while at the sleepover, we dared this guy to strip down to his boxers, and run down the street to a house. In front of this house were 4 seniors talking. He ran down there, and just said some stuff....and the guy said "Why don't you bring your other friends down with you?" and then the guy ran back up to the house and put his clothes back on. After that....we found a pear, and we dared him to stick his dick in it. So he did it. We threw the pear away after that. We then got a couch pillow, and put it over his hips and legs, and he started to do a masturbation motion type thing.....and we took a picture of it. It really did look like he was jerking off(he got the facial expression and everything). We then dared him to spray paint his pubes....and he did it. I never did bother to look though. After that.....we asked him to strip down to his boxers again....go outside and take something that looked like s*** and put it under his ass.....and take a picture of it. That one did kind of look like s*** as well..but it wasn't as real. I think that's all that he did on that nght. What a crazy-ass night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 Another time when I lived in Spain I went into my backyard to get something out of this old metal shed we had. There was a wasps nest and one came out and stung me. TWICE, the dirty thug stung me two times. I was really pissed. So I walked to the front of my house and took this can of gasoline that we used for the lawnmower. I walked back and absolutely drenched those wasps. You may know that wasps/bees whatever, get their wings burnt off when they get touched with gasoline. So now I have all the bees laying on the ground, wingless, in a huge pile of gasoline, which not to my knowledge is slowly seeping into my open shed. So the logical thing would be to step on em all til theyre all dead but I was pissed (my hand where I was stung still hurt) and I wanted to have some fun. So I got this lighter from my house and I walked back and ducked down behind this doghouse we had like 25 feet from the shed. I hit that switch and my entire patio and just about everything in my shed went up in flames. It was nuts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjmarte Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 Bmr... details, please... Gash.. I honestly think it's because no on can touch your list.. LOL Lets see, I will give you the short version. Met this girl, fell in love. She was extremely jealous of my ex. We had problems, we broke up twice, but we always stayed best friends. Anways, for a 5 month period, 2 months of which we were together, she was seeing another guy. She waited until just recently, 7 months later, to tell me about it. The reason I am even considering taking her back, is we really love eachother. Yeah, like i said, its the dumbest thing ive ever done................. This kinda thing is happening across the county..Girls taking back absuvive boyfriends who treat them like s***, and guys taking back chicks even after cheating on him or whatever. Why do you think it would be stupid to take her back? You think she will cheat on you again, or is it she lied to you and stuff? If you can't trust her, AVOID at all costs. You don't need that aggravation and side s*** hampering your life. Yeah trust is the issue, of course. It was a tough decision, but i let her know tonight, that i just cant take her back. As much as we love eachother, trust will always be an issue,now. And by the way, she officially cheated on me when we werent together. The cheating isnt the issue, its the trust. Three words... DON'T DO IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjmarte Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 I almost don't even know where to start with this one. Of all the stupid ass s*** I did as a teenager I am having a really hard time narrowing down the list. We'll start with this one. My girlfriend worked at a computer shop in this strip mall during the day one summer. It was a small little independant deal so she was the only employee other than the owner so she had a key to lock up with and knew the security codes and all that. She also worked at the grocery store that was across the parking lot in this strip mall. Her dad was really strict so we would have to sneak around to get in some "private time" if you know what I mean. She lived really close to the strip mall so she would walk back and forth from work. Long story short I would meet here when she would get off work from the grocery story and go across the parking lot to the computer shop where she would use her key to get us in and we would make ourselves "comfortable" in the back room. Well I guess someone tipped off the cops that someone was dealing drugs out of one of the stores so they were staking out the place. So, when they saw us go in and not turn on the lights or anything they figured they found their dealers. So we were just getting started when there was a loud pounding on the front door. It was the cops wanting to see what was going on. We tried to wait them out for a few minutes but they weren't going away. So I sent my girlfriend out to try to play it off while I bravely hid under the table in the back room. The cops wanted to come in of course, and she wasn't about to tell them no, so they came in to look around. When they found me under the table they politely asked me to come out, with my hands up and their guns pointed at me. "But officer I'm not selling drugs, I'm just trying to get laid." Luckily her boss was cool and let us off the hook when the cops called him. Our parents never found out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubKilla Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 I know this guy....a nice guy....that is kind of weird. In 7th grade....I was at a kid's sleepover. Anyways, while at the sleepover, we dared this guy to strip down to his boxers, and run down the street to a house. In front of this house were 4 seniors talking. He ran down there, and just said some stuff....and the guy said "Why don't you bring your other friends down with you?" and then the guy ran back up to the house and put his clothes back on. After that....we found a pear, and we dared him to stick his dick in it. So he did it. We threw the pear away after that. We then got a couch pillow, and put it over his hips and legs, and he started to do a masturbation motion type thing.....and we took a picture of it. It really did look like he was jerking off(he got the facial expression and everything). We then dared him to spray paint his pubes....and he did it. I never did bother to look though. After that.....we asked him to strip down to his boxers again....go outside and take something that looked like s*** and put it under his ass.....and take a picture of it. That one did kind of look like s*** as well..but it wasn't as real. I think that's all that he did on that nght. What a crazy-ass night. That is perhaps the gayest thing I have ever read in my life. The only thing you guys didn't do is circle jerk together and pack fudge with each other. Making a guy stick his dick in a pear, dry hump a pillow, and have him spray paint his pubes? Frightening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 I almost don't even know where to start with this one. Of all the stupid ass s*** I did as a teenager I am having a really hard time narrowing down the list. We'll start with this one. My girlfriend worked at a computer shop in this strip mall during the day one summer. It was a small little independant deal so she was the only employee other than the owner so she had a key to lock up with and knew the security codes and all that. She also worked at the grocery store that was across the parking lot in this strip mall. Her dad was really strict so we would have to sneak around to get in some "private time" if you know what I mean. She lived really close to the strip mall so she would walk back and forth from work. Long story short I would meet here when she would get off work from the grocery story and go across the parking lot to the computer shop where she would use her key to get us in and we would make ourselves "comfortable" in the back room. Well I guess someone tipped off the cops that someone was dealing drugs out of one of the stores so they were staking out the place. So, when they saw us go in and not turn on the lights or anything they figured they found their dealers. So we were just getting started when there was a loud pounding on the front door. It was the cops wanting to see what was going on. We tried to wait them out for a few minutes but they weren't going away. So I sent my girlfriend out to try to play it off while I bravely hid under the table in the back room. The cops wanted to come in of course, and she wasn't about to tell them no, so they came in to look around. When they found me under the table they politely asked me to come out, with my hands up and their guns pointed at me. "But officer I'm not selling drugs, I'm just trying to get laid." Luckily her boss was cool and let us off the hook when the cops called him. Our parents never found out. LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 Thats a good one bj. But wsf, that was pretty gay. I was seriously sickened out while reading that story. Ive done some weird stuff (with the balcony bunjee jumping and explosive bees leading the way) but nothing was that weird... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baggio202 Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 well..to get laid ( i was pretty wild in my army days) me and a buddy invited 2 yugoslavian chics in to our army site..it was an isolated radio site on a mountian in germany...this was before the wall came down...so if we'd have gotten caught id probably still be in leavenworth..was it worth it...hmmmmmm ..your tax dollars at work another stupid thing i did was vacation in greece in 1985..i was in the army at that time and greece was on very high terror alert..while i was there terrorist tried to blow up a bus of american tourist..this was also around the achilles laurel time...with me being in the military if i would have gotten in hostage situaton i was a dead man... i almost burned down half of germany when i lit a firecracker and threw it into a filed..man did that go up quick thats about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 I know this guy....a nice guy....that is kind of weird. In 7th grade....I was at a kid's sleepover. Anyways, while at the sleepover, we dared this guy to strip down to his boxers, and run down the street to a house. In front of this house were 4 seniors talking. He ran down there, and just said some stuff....and the guy said "Why don't you bring your other friends down with you?" and then the guy ran back up to the house and put his clothes back on. After that....we found a pear, and we dared him to stick his dick in it. So he did it. We threw the pear away after that. We then got a couch pillow, and put it over his hips and legs, and he started to do a masturbation motion type thing.....and we took a picture of it. It really did look like he was jerking off(he got the facial expression and everything). We then dared him to spray paint his pubes....and he did it. I never did bother to look though. After that.....we asked him to strip down to his boxers again....go outside and take something that looked like s*** and put it under his ass.....and take a picture of it. That one did kind of look like s*** as well..but it wasn't as real. I think that's all that he did on that nght. What a crazy-ass night. That is perhaps the gayest thing I have ever read in my life. The only thing you guys didn't do is circle jerk together and pack fudge with each other. Making a guy stick his dick in a pear, dry hump a pillow, and have him spray paint his pubes? Frightening. Hey....I wasn't doing the daring. It was stupid s***....but, now that I think about it, that is pretty gay stuff. All my friends are straight though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxfan420 Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 I know this guy....a nice guy....that is kind of weird. In 7th grade....I was at a kid's sleepover. Anyways, while at the sleepover, we dared this guy to strip down to his boxers, and run down the street to a house. In front of this house were 4 seniors talking. He ran down there, and just said some stuff....and the guy said "Why don't you bring your other friends down with you?" and then the guy ran back up to the house and put his clothes back on. After that....we found a pear, and we dared him to stick his dick in it. So he did it. We threw the pear away after that. We then got a couch pillow, and put it over his hips and legs, and he started to do a masturbation motion type thing.....and we took a picture of it. It really did look like he was jerking off(he got the facial expression and everything). We then dared him to spray paint his pubes....and he did it. I never did bother to look though. After that.....we asked him to strip down to his boxers again....go outside and take something that looked like s*** and put it under his ass.....and take a picture of it. That one did kind of look like s*** as well..but it wasn't as real. I think that's all that he did on that nght. What a crazy-ass night. That is perhaps the gayest thing I have ever read in my life. The only thing you guys didn't do is circle jerk together and pack fudge with each other. Making a guy stick his dick in a pear, dry hump a pillow, and have him spray paint his pubes? Frightening. Hey....I wasn't doing the daring. It was stupid s***....but, now that I think about it, that is pretty gay stuff. All my friends are straight though. i think you might just be in denial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 I know this guy....a nice guy....that is kind of weird. In 7th grade....I was at a kid's sleepover. Anyways, while at the sleepover, we dared this guy to strip down to his boxers, and run down the street to a house. In front of this house were 4 seniors talking. He ran down there, and just said some stuff....and the guy said "Why don't you bring your other friends down with you?" and then the guy ran back up to the house and put his clothes back on. After that....we found a pear, and we dared him to stick his dick in it. So he did it. We threw the pear away after that. We then got a couch pillow, and put it over his hips and legs, and he started to do a masturbation motion type thing.....and we took a picture of it. It really did look like he was jerking off(he got the facial expression and everything). We then dared him to spray paint his pubes....and he did it. I never did bother to look though. After that.....we asked him to strip down to his boxers again....go outside and take something that looked like s*** and put it under his ass.....and take a picture of it. That one did kind of look like s*** as well..but it wasn't as real. I think that's all that he did on that nght. What a crazy-ass night. That is perhaps the gayest thing I have ever read in my life. The only thing you guys didn't do is circle jerk together and pack fudge with each other. Making a guy stick his dick in a pear, dry hump a pillow, and have him spray paint his pubes? Frightening. Hey....I wasn't doing the daring. It was stupid s***....but, now that I think about it, that is pretty gay stuff. All my friends are straight though. i think you might just be in denial. Nope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 guys have been doing s*** like what wsf described since the beginning of time. WSF has just been more honest about it. Ain't nothing to do with gay or straight and just very typical of guys of goofing around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 I know this guy....a nice guy....that is kind of weird. In 7th grade....I was at a kid's sleepover. Anyways, while at the sleepover, we dared this guy to strip down to his boxers, and run down the street to a house. In front of this house were 4 seniors talking. He ran down there, and just said some stuff....and the guy said "Why don't you bring your other friends down with you?" and then the guy ran back up to the house and put his clothes back on. After that....we found a pear, and we dared him to stick his dick in it. So he did it. We threw the pear away after that. We then got a couch pillow, and put it over his hips and legs, and he started to do a masturbation motion type thing.....and we took a picture of it. It really did look like he was jerking off(he got the facial expression and everything). We then dared him to spray paint his pubes....and he did it. I never did bother to look though. After that.....we asked him to strip down to his boxers again....go outside and take something that looked like s*** and put it under his ass.....and take a picture of it. That one did kind of look like s*** as well..but it wasn't as real. I think that's all that he did on that nght. What a crazy-ass night. That is perhaps the gayest thing I have ever read in my life. The only thing you guys didn't do is circle jerk together and pack fudge with each other. Making a guy stick his dick in a pear, dry hump a pillow, and have him spray paint his pubes? Frightening. I was thinking the same thing. I think someone is a closet homosexual. What he described is not normale behavior, or words, of a straight guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 Hazing rituals and young adolescent goofing around, all very straight, are afr more of what wsf described - i went to Lane Tech when it had 5,500 male students and s*** like wsf described was par for the course, and everyone doing it all was straight as can be - got a lot of uptight folks here wsf - suspect those the ones with the strongest denials of ever doing that s*** are forgetting a few things they have done or won't admit it or in denial themselves sw the same s*** in my co-ed college and at Western Michigan when I worked there off campus with the frat hazing rituals - knowing what a lot of jock teams do for hazing - I m at a los why anyone would comment on wsf's stuff or think it was in any way not par for the course. WSF just honest enough to say it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 I don't know how many have read many studies in sociology, but it's been proven that the most staunch homophobes are usually the ones that are usually homosexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 guys have been doing s*** like what wsf described since the beginning of time. WSF has just been more honest about it. Ain't nothing to do with gay or straight and just very typical of guys of goofing around. Thank you....and thank you too apu And no, I'm not a closet homosexual. I'm very straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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