Bmr31 Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 bmr the only thing i have to say about the gay issue and your comments are these few things...1. it disturbs you when you hear whatever about two guys laying together.. but if it were two chicks??... uh huh...... thats what i thought.. different story huh........whats the difference in the two??????? and my other comment is .. yes you are intitled to your opinion and that opinion is you dont like gays or to hear about it anyhow.... so be it......the thing i didnt like is the way you put it.. you could have been a little more diplomatic about it, instead of saying guys werent meant to slam their dicks into eachothers asses maybe you could have put it in a better non graphic sort of way............jmho........ now onto the original title of this thread.. the craziest thing i have ever done .......lol where do i start......ok when i was 13 i snuck out of the house (my room was on the second floor had to climb a tree to get out) to go see a foghat concert with a few friends.. on the way out the window i missed the tree branch fell and broke my arm on the way down.. i had to sit outside till the next morning when my dad left for work so i could go get my mom and have her take me to the hospital....my other wild days were my military days.....drinking and acting stupid were a daily part of our routine.....making new drinks, being a part of the mile high club, my roomate being chased out of the shower by our neighbors boa which found its way into our dorm room......more drinking......yep your tax dollars hard at work there............i still do stupid or crazy things from time to time... i guess thats what helps keep my young.......... The difference would be im not gay? Of course i am going to think its less disgusting for two women to be together, because i think they have beautiful bodies. Now if you asked how i would feel if two 70 year old ladies were together, and i had that vision? Id be disgusted. I still feel its wrong for two women to be together, but im less disgusted. As for "softening" the way i say things....for what? To please other people? FUUUUCK that, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxfan420 Posted April 21, 2003 Share Posted April 21, 2003 OK, I wont ever be gay. I dont care if I know gay people or not. If youre in the closet, please stay in and dont come out. I think its rather revolting what they do. But they can do it, as long as they dont do it around me. There are people I know who wish for a gay holocaust, and thats even more revolting. But homosexuals can do what they want. All I ask is that they leave me out of it... me too that sums it up very well, but lesbians are ok in my book just no dike lesbos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Dykes are just scary... :puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baggio202 Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 well this one is really kinda funny...my nephew was having trouble with racoons at his house..they were everywhere..they would get in the garage and s*** everywhere and racoon s*** is the most vile smelling s*** in the world...so he set some traps and caught about 15 of them...these were human traps and he took them put them in a garbage can and put it in the back of this truck and were going to take them to a forest preserve about 10 miles away....now he secures the garbage can to the back of his pickup with only one bungee cord and its about halfway up the can....so we turn onto thorndale and are going about 45mph when i turn around and look out the rear view mirror...the wind cause the garbage can to slide down the tailgate at about a 60* angle..the lid came off and the raccons were climbing out of the can..as they jumped out they would get caught in the air flow over the top of the truck and fly backwards right into the car behind us' winshield...when i first turned around there was about 5 raccons airbourne smashing into this guys windshield...i could see a look of horror on his face and his wife/girlfriend was screaming her head off..i swear i think i could hear her....he slammed on his brakes and was skiding all over the road as more raccons fly back at him....i was cracking up telling my nephew he better pull over..we did...and my nephew gets out (he is about 6'7" , 250)..the guy in that car we assaulted with raccons took one look at him and just floored it...as they passed us the guy's wife/girlfriend was still screaming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SI1020 Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 well this one is really kinda funny...my nephew was having trouble with racoons at his house..they were everywhere..they would get in the garage and s*** everywhere and racoon s*** is the most vile smelling s*** in the world...so he set some traps and caught about 15 of them...these were human traps and he took them put them in a garbage can and put it in the back of this truck and were going to take them to a forest preserve about 10 miles away....now he secures the garbage can to the back of his pickup with only one bungee cord and its about halfway up the can....so we turn onto thorndale and are going about 45mph when i turn around and look out the rear view mirror...the wind cause the garbage can to slide down the tailgate at about a 60* angle..the lid came off and the raccons were climbing out of the can..as they jumped out they would get caught in the air flow over the top of the truck and fly backwards right into the car behind us' winshield...when i first turned around there was about 5 raccons airbourne smashing into this guys windshield...i could see a look of horror on his face and his wife/girlfriend was screaming her head off..i swear i think i could hear her....he slammed on his brakes and was skiding all over the road as more raccons fly back at him....i was cracking up telling my nephew he better pull over..we did...and my nephew gets out (he is about 6'7" , 250)..the guy in that car we assaulted with raccons took one look at him and just floored it...as they passed us the guy's wife/girlfriend was still screaming Laughed so hard I cried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 well this one is really kinda funny...my nephew was having trouble with racoons at his house..they were everywhere..they would get in the garage and s*** everywhere and racoon s*** is the most vile smelling s*** in the world...so he set some traps and caught about 15 of them...these were human traps and he took them put them in a garbage can and put it in the back of this truck and were going to take them to a forest preserve about 10 miles away....now he secures the garbage can to the back of his pickup with only one bungee cord and its about halfway up the can....so we turn onto thorndale and are going about 45mph when i turn around and look out the rear view mirror...the wind cause the garbage can to slide down the tailgate at about a 60* angle..the lid came off and the raccons were climbing out of the can..as they jumped out they would get caught in the air flow over the top of the truck and fly backwards right into the car behind us' winshield...when i first turned around there was about 5 raccons airbourne smashing into this guys windshield...i could see a look of horror on his face and his wife/girlfriend was screaming her head off..i swear i think i could hear her....he slammed on his brakes and was skiding all over the road as more raccons fly back at him....i was cracking up telling my nephew he better pull over..we did...and my nephew gets out (he is about 6'7" , 250)..the guy in that car we assaulted with raccons took one look at him and just floored it...as they passed us the guy's wife/girlfriend was still screaming That the best one hear. I can jst imagine it! We have a winner!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 well this one is really kinda funny...my nephew was having trouble with racoons at his house..they were everywhere..they would get in the garage and s*** everywhere and racoon s*** is the most vile smelling s*** in the world...so he set some traps and caught about 15 of them...these were human traps and he took them put them in a garbage can and put it in the back of this truck and were going to take them to a forest preserve about 10 miles away....now he secures the garbage can to the back of his pickup with only one bungee cord and its about halfway up the can....so we turn onto thorndale and are going about 45mph when i turn around and look out the rear view mirror...the wind cause the garbage can to slide down the tailgate at about a 60* angle..the lid came off and the raccons were climbing out of the can..as they jumped out they would get caught in the air flow over the top of the truck and fly backwards right into the car behind us' winshield...when i first turned around there was about 5 raccons airbourne smashing into this guys windshield...i could see a look of horror on his face and his wife/girlfriend was screaming her head off..i swear i think i could hear her....he slammed on his brakes and was skiding all over the road as more raccons fly back at him....i was cracking up telling my nephew he better pull over..we did...and my nephew gets out (he is about 6'7" , 250)..the guy in that car we assaulted with raccons took one look at him and just floored it...as they passed us the guy's wife/girlfriend was still screaming HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I woke up my neighbors now!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 The craziest thing I ever did was to wait so long to start doing crazy s***. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 lol, thinking its disgusting for two naked men to be in bed together, is normal. Whats abnormal are freaks like you, who think its okay. I think it's cool and perfectly natural for one man to be banging another man rear/oral-style. If I am "allowed" by "society" (sans Bible Belt states, they'll come around eventually) to sodomize my g/f , don't you think it would be a bit hypocritical (assuming the word "fair" is even in your infantile vocabulary) for me to deny that right to someone else just because I may find male-on-male variation of it..."icky" was it? You know, freedom of others should not derive from/depend on the whims of my personal taste, preferences or philosophy...unless it directly encroaches my personal freedom or puts me in danger, which is so not the case in most of these "gay situations". Also, Apu, do you honestly think BMR and his ilk actually read "studies" and "psychologists" or "sociologists"? I got a solar system to sell you...Which is ironic (among other things) considering just how many references of "nature/science intended it to be so and so" or "but it's unnatural to ___!" variety they end up making to justify their ignorance, hatred and increasingly outdated worldview. Afterall not long ago, same "scientific/nature-related" things were said about women, blacks, jews...hell, some still think masturbation is really, really bad for you I also couldn't care less what some book of fictional stories says is morally right or wrong. I ain't sheep. As far as procreaction "arguement" goes, I think with global population of 6+ billion and relatively scant resources (more than third of the world is liteally starving, homeless, sick-n-abandoned, etc), we could actually use less people (I am tempted to say "like BMR"...)...and with abundance of fertility banks, the future of the human race is pretty much safe. (I think terrorism, nuclear warfare, some unknown virus or a good ol' asteroid will be the fall of mankind, not "gay revolution" ) Not that anal sex with a woman has anything to do with procreation mind you, and yet it's considered to be like the sexual feat...better still if it's accompanied by the said chick making out with another chick.....In other words, more hypocrisy exposed. Remember that " I Wish Those Damn Homos Would Stop Sucking My Cock" piece? Nothing like Onion to shine some light on human prejudice and insecurity...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 well this one is really kinda funny...my nephew was having trouble with racoons at his house..they were everywhere..they would get in the garage and s*** everywhere and racoon s*** is the most vile smelling s*** in the world...so he set some traps and caught about 15 of them...these were human traps and he took them put them in a garbage can and put it in the back of this truck and were going to take them to a forest preserve about 10 miles away....now he secures the garbage can to the back of his pickup with only one bungee cord and its about halfway up the can....so we turn onto thorndale and are going about 45mph when i turn around and look out the rear view mirror...the wind cause the garbage can to slide down the tailgate at about a 60* angle..the lid came off and the raccons were climbing out of the can..as they jumped out they would get caught in the air flow over the top of the truck and fly backwards right into the car behind us' winshield...when i first turned around there was about 5 raccons airbourne smashing into this guys windshield...i could see a look of horror on his face and his wife/girlfriend was screaming her head off..i swear i think i could hear her....he slammed on his brakes and was skiding all over the road as more raccons fly back at him....i was cracking up telling my nephew he better pull over..we did...and my nephew gets out (he is about 6'7" , 250)..the guy in that car we assaulted with raccons took one look at him and just floored it...as they passed us the guy's wife/girlfriend was still screaming OMG... I sent this to about 8 people in the office. They were all laughing so hard. This is priceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 lol, thinking its disgusting for two naked men to be in bed together, is normal. Whats abnormal are freaks like you, who think its okay. I think it's cool and perfectly natural for one man to be banging another man rear/oral-style. If I am "allowed" by "society" (sans Bible Belt states, they'll come around eventually) to sodomize my g/f , don't you think it would be a bit hypocritical (assuming the word "fair" is even in your infantile vocabulary) for me to deny that right to someone else just because I may find male-on-male variation of it..."icky" was it? You know, freedom of others should not derive from/depend on the whims of my personal taste and preferences...unless it directly encroaches my personal freedom or puts me in danger, which is so not the case in most of these "gay situations". Also, Apu, do you honestly think BMR and his ilk actually read "studies" and "psychologists" or "sociologists"? I got a solar system to sell you...Which is ironic (among other things) considering just how many references of "nature/science intended it to be so and so" or "but it's unnatural to ___!" variety they end up making to justify their ignorance, hatred and increasingly outdated worldview. Afterall not long ago, same "scientific/nature-related" things were said about women, blacks, jews...hell, some still think masturbation is really, really bad for you I also couldn't care less what some book of fictional stories says is morally right or wrong. I ain't sheep. As far as procreaction "arguement" goes, I think with global population of 6+ billion and relatively scant resources (more than third of the world is liteally starving, homeless, sick-n-abandoned, etc), we could actually use less people (I am tempted to say "like BMR"...)...and with abundance of fertility banks, the future of the human race is pretty much safe. (I think terrorism, nuclear warfare, some unknown virus or a good ol' asteroid will be the fall of mankind, not "gay revolution" ) Not that anal sex with a woman has anything to do with procreation mind you, and yet it's considered to be like the sexual feat...better still if it's accompanied by the said chick making out with another chick.....In other words, more hypocrisy exposed. Remember that " I Wish Those Damn Homos Would Stop Sucking My Cock" piece? Nothing like Onion to shine some light on human prejudice and insecurity...LOL Brando.. you need a hobby or something.. Way too much free time on your hands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Way too much free time on your hands When you're studying drama and are used to multi-tasking, you'll be surprised how much extra free time you can sqeeze out if you aren't lazy. Unlike most posters, I ain't wasting my bosses's money either... There is a reason why I didn't post before early March and probably won't be able to post after early May... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 lol, thinking its disgusting for two naked men to be in bed together, is normal. Whats abnormal are freaks like you, who think its okay. I think it's cool and perfectly natural for one man to be banging another man rear/oral-style. If I am "allowed" by "society" (sans Bible Belt states, they'll come around eventually) to sodomize my g/f , don't you think it would be a bit hypocritical (assuming the word "fair" is even in your infantile vocabulary) for me to deny that right to someone else just because I may find male-on-male variation of it..."icky" was it? You know, freedom of others should not derive from/depend on the whims of my personal taste, preferences or philosophy...unless it directly encroaches my personal freedom or puts me in danger, which is so not the case in most of these "gay situations". Also, Apu, do you honestly think BMR and his ilk actually read "studies" and "psychologists" or "sociologists"? I got a solar system to sell you...Which is ironic (among other things) considering just how many references of "nature/science intended it to be so and so" or "but it's unnatural to ___!" variety they end up making to justify their ignorance, hatred and increasingly outdated worldview. Afterall not long ago, same "scientific/nature-related" things were said about women, blacks, jews...hell, some still think masturbation is really, really bad for you I also couldn't care less what some book of fictional stories says is morally right or wrong. I ain't sheep. As far as procreaction "arguement" goes, I think with global population of 6+ billion and relatively scant resources (more than third of the world is liteally starving, homeless, sick-n-abandoned, etc), we could actually use less people (I am tempted to say "like BMR"...)...and with abundance of fertility banks, the future of the human race is pretty much safe. (I think terrorism, nuclear warfare, some unknown virus or a good ol' asteroid will be the fall of mankind, not "gay revolution" ) Not that anal sex with a woman has anything to do with procreation mind you, and yet it's considered to be like the sexual feat...better still if it's accompanied by the said chick making out with another chick.....In other words, more hypocrisy exposed. Remember that " I Wish Those Damn Homos Would Stop Sucking My Cock" piece? Nothing like Onion to shine some light on human prejudice and insecurity...LOL Yeah youre right. LOL, I just make about $100,000 more a year than him, and I have beautiful girlfriends, and a great life. Yeah im REALLY jealous of homosexuals, who read a lot, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Way too much free time on your hands When you're studying drama and are used to multi-tasking, you'll be surprised how much extra free time you can sqeeze out if you aren't lazy. Unlike most posters, I ain't wasting my bosses's money either... There is a reason why I didn't post before early March and probably won't be able to post after early May... Or possibly, you have no job, no woman, no friends, and no life? Just a guess............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Baggs you win great post. I'll try the list thing, since the gay bashing thread is just irritating I'll pretend I didn't see it. Dumbest s*** I can think of after half a bottle of rye. 1. Starting drinking alcohol 2. Quiting drinking 3. Starting up again 4. Running for public office 5. Winning the election I'm gonna be called lame on this one but the worst s*** I have done or have seen done, I really can't type on the computer, I tried like 5 times and erased it because I have yet to do any of the stories justice. I'll try for tomorrow, on a clear sober head I think I can put something down that really qualifies for stupid. I think it's safe to say I've really enjoyed my life to this point, even though it can be suumed up mainly as a failure. I never graduated from high school, but that was easily the best 5 years of my life. I loved living in a small town knowing everybody and getting some "attention" by some girls with very low self esteem. For such a mostly polite, and fairly well rounded person, I am a total ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Yeah youre right. LOL, I just make about $100,000 more a year than him, and I have beautiful girlfriends, and a great life. Yeah im REALLY jealous of homosexuals, who read a lot, lol. Firstly, I don't care about money. My family is pretty well off so if I didn't really want to work all that much, I could cruise mooching off my family. I volunteer around campus in a variety of places because I like to do the right thing because I am doing the right thing, not because there is a big salary there. And BMR, I am heterosexual for your future reference. I have some bisexual friends though and I am not going to let you bash them and others in the LGBT community because you refuse to be knowledgeable about the topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 I dont care about money either. Im pretty well off but when I grow up Im gonna be sufficient, not luxurious. Im gonna join the Navy/Marines, Im still deciding. But life for me is gonna be about honor, and that is much more important than money... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SI1020 Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Hey all you well to do folks that don't care about money, times are tough where I'm sitting. If you want to lighten your burden you cand send some my way. If not pool all that great wealth and make Uncle Jerry an offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 I'll try the list thing, since the gay bashing thread is just irritating I'll pretend I didn't see it. Thanks Mat for your post and your comment. And this is not directed at you but just in general - people post as if gays and lesbians were people "out there" somewhere and any snide sarcasms they make are ok. They are not. We have gay and lesbian posters on this list. And people are not "out" on this board becuse of the hate and the hostility, which denies them the same freedoms to just be who they are as everyone wants. This place should be one place where being a Sox fan is all that matters, without having to read slurs and bashing and hetero posturing. Racial slurs are one thing not tolerated here - and I am suggesting that my patience runs very thin with gay bashing. There is a lot more that I want to say but I am feeling very conscious of being a moderator and not wanting to really let loose on this subject. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SI1020 Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 I'm a lover of music and the arts but don't discuss it much because I don't think too many folks share my interests. Don't want to be run off the board you know. I was driving in my car, nothing but s*** on the radio so I pop in my Django Rheinhardt CD which featured Stephane Grapelly. Both were jazz virtuosos of the guitar and violin respectively. The music doesn't get any better IMO. Grapelly was gay or at least that's what I learned from NPR who did a feature on him when he died. The guy was a musical genius is all I know, along with Django two of my five favorite musicians of all time. I already mentioned Cole Porter previously in this thread, probably to the yawns of everyone who read it. Porter was IMO the most gifted American songwriter of all time. "Anything Goes" and "I've got you under my skin" are two of my favorites. Cole Porter also gay, as were and are countless of the most artistically gifted people in the history of man. Now I'm as hetero as a guy can be. I love women and maybe some day I'll have all the girlfriends I deserve. That however is not going to prevent me from enjoying the work of Grapelly, Porter and countless other artists who were or are gay. Make of that what you wish. If what they do or what you think they do offends you oh well. I have a strong libertarian streak and to me the private and personal is the private and personal. I look forward to hearing Django and Stephane again tomorrow. My life is stess on top of stress at the moment and they are helping me survive. You know what else? They were both French!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 I dont care about money either. Im pretty well off but when I grow up Im gonna be sufficient, not luxurious. Im gonna join the Navy/Marines, Im still deciding. But life for me is gonna be about honor, and that is much more important than money... People who "say" they dont care about money, are the ones who dont have it and dont think they can get it. The only other type of person i can think of who would say they dont care about money, is someone extremely rich. The rest of us care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 I'll try the list thing, since the gay bashing thread is just irritating I'll pretend I didn't see it. Thanks Mat for your post and your comment. And this is not directed at you but just in general - people post as if gays and lesbians were people "out there" somewhere and any snide sarcasms they make are ok. They are not. We have gay and lesbian posters on this list. And people are not "out" on this board becuse of the hate and the hostility, which denies them the same freedoms to just be who they are as everyone wants. This place should be one place where being a Sox fan is all that matters, without having to read slurs and bashing and hetero posturing. Racial slurs are one thing not tolerated here - and I am suggesting that my patience runs very thin with gay bashing. There is a lot more that I want to say but I am feeling very conscious of being a moderator and not wanting to really let loose on this subject. People dont choose to be a certain race. People choose to be gay and that is sick. If that pisses you off, TOO BAD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 People dont choose to be a certain race. People choose to be gay and that is sick. If that pisses you off, TOO BAD. The only sick one is the one who hates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 People dont choose to be a certain race. No s***, genius. BTW "it's not their fault [that they are the way they are]" = arrogant patronizing, if not altogether racist in the "whites are superior to color'ds, but we'll tolerate them because they have no choice in being inferior" subtle kinda way...which most people see through. People choose to be gay and that is sick. Could you please elaborate on the first part. I know it's hard and not your style, but just this once...please. If that pisses you off, TOO BAD Hehe, I tell you, the more you open your mouth...Ok, between presumptiously accusing those who try to rise above conduct of others and those whose life doesn't--*GASP*--revolve exclusively around making/spending money of being liars as well as posting numerous other hateful and/or ridiculously self-aggrandizing "facts" (read most posts)...don't you get tired of your own infantile BS? Surely you must realize how much entertainment your assholish one-liners provide around here, nobody can be this clueless. It's not like you have anything to contribute baseball-wise... And could you tell us losers more about your personal "feats"...Let me know how that acceptance/insecurity thing goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 People dont choose to be a certain race. People choose to be gay and that is sick. If that pisses you off, TOO BAD. Uggggh. Ignorant and stupid is a terrible way to go through life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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