Some cute puns

[Steff]

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony

wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

 

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The

other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."

 

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "All right, I'll serve

you, but don't start anything."

 

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food

here."

 

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

 

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A

beer please and one for the road."

 

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste

funny to you?"

 

Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'." Doc says, "That

sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's Not Unusual."

 

Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was

artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly.

"It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.

 

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look

at, either.

 

I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day but I couldn't find any.

 

I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.

 

Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

[YASNY]

I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day but I couldn't find any.

 

I can almost hear Steven Wright deadpan this one.

[rangercal]

Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was

artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly.

"It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.

[Brian]

Damn, I thought this thread was "Some cute buns." and not the bread kind.