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QUOTE(rcpweiner @ Apr 28, 2005 -> 10:41 PM)
Or, even worse, you can go on a date with a really hot girl, hit it off with her, and then halfway through the date find out she's a lesbian.

 

Actually, this happened to me last night. Tough being a Sox fan.

Raining on hot lesbians. What is the problem here?

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Could have been worse...you could have thought you found the girl of your dreams and you take her out.. wine her and dine her and then you get her home and you put your hand up her skirt only to find an oak stump....what do you say to a chic like that? Ya know for a chic you got some set of balls?? Andrew Dice Clay

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QUOTE(Punch and Judy Garland @ Apr 28, 2005 -> 06:43 PM)
Anyways, since I have nothing productive to add I'd like to mention that I think David Dejesus has the greatest nickname that Chris Berman can't say on tv "nobody f***s with De-jesus"

 

LMAO! :lolhitting

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QUOTE(Punch and Judy Garland @ Apr 28, 2005 -> 04:43 PM)
they're all teases man. Anyways, since I have nothing productive to add I'd like to mention that I think David Dejesus has the greatest nickname that Chris Berman can't say on tv "nobody f***s with De-jesus"

 

You win by insanely knocking the s*** out of my joke. Ready?

 

(ahem)

 

 

What does the pope get when he eats too many sweets?

 

 

 

 

A conclavity!

 

 

(booooooo!)

 

(leaves stage)

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