farmteam Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 My name is Ozzie Guillen I coach the White Sox I prefer sittin' on the bench to standin' and peein' You wanna make a bet We're gonna get that ring Cuz I'm gonna piss off Wendelstedt By the Fourth Inning (chorus) Insert Expletive Here Give me a Beer Fast and Quick is the way the game is played Bunts, Walks, and Steals all the way Any slower and the game is de-layed Strikeout one more time I'm gonna make you pay Fat juicy ball better give it a rih And if you don't I'm gonna scream "Bullshih!" Hit for .300 or I'll slice you up like rye Still 200 points better than that guy named Dye Chorus Chorus *End of Song* Oh yeah, insert crazy dance moves (i.e. flailing arms) at any point during that song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighHeat45 Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonkeyKongerko Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Sung to the tune of "_________________" ? Otherwise it's just a poem that doesn't rhyme well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmteam Posted April 30, 2005 Author Share Posted April 30, 2005 Yeah, I was trying to think of a tune that eveyone would know, but really, it was just a tune I came up with in my head. I'll think more about it later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLAK Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Could quite get your rhyme scheme but here's a stab (all in fun) My name is poster farmteam I post on SoxTalk com I like a writin’ lyrics to the music in my brain I know you can not hear it The words is all you read But that don’t stop me from singin’ along With the voices in my head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letsgoarow Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 no thats funny tlak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmteam Posted April 30, 2005 Author Share Posted April 30, 2005 QUOTE(TLAK @ Apr 30, 2005 -> 05:35 PM) Could quite get your rhyme scheme but here's a stab (all in fun) My name is poster farmteam I post on SoxTalk com I like a writin’ lyrics to the music in my brain I know you can not hear it The words is all you read But that don’t stop me from singin’ along With the voices in my head Haha, alright, now I know how you guys felt. At least a few things rhymed though, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doUrememberwhen Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Wait I gotta couple more lines for u. I am a terrible strategist and can't speak english... oh wait that doesn't rhyme, oh well it's true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doUrememberwhen Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 we'll have to win despite the fact he has been worthless on our bench Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doUrememberwhen Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 man I can't take his stench Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doUrememberwhen Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 Should be 22 and 2, but I have no clue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doUrememberwhen Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 We play small ball, but not to win the game with a runner on 3rd to win the game, man it's a shame, my name is ozzie whatchusayboumeman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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