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The Ozzie Song


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My name is Ozzie Guillen

I coach the White Sox

I prefer sittin' on the bench to standin' and peein'

You wanna make a bet

We're gonna get that ring

Cuz I'm gonna piss off Wendelstedt

By the Fourth Inning

 

(chorus)

Insert Expletive Here

Give me a Beer

 

Fast and Quick is the way the game is played

Bunts, Walks, and Steals all the way

Any slower and the game is de-layed

Strikeout one more time I'm gonna make you pay

Fat juicy ball better give it a rih

And if you don't I'm gonna scream "Bullshih!"

Hit for .300 or I'll slice you up like rye

Still 200 points better than that guy named Dye

 

Chorus

 

Chorus

 

*End of Song*

 

Oh yeah, insert crazy dance moves (i.e. flailing arms) at any point during that song.

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Could quite get your rhyme scheme but here's a stab (all in fun)

 

My name is poster farmteam

I post on SoxTalk com

I like a writin’ lyrics to the music in my brain

I know you can not hear it

The words is all you read

But that don’t stop me from singin’ along

With the voices in my head

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QUOTE(TLAK @ Apr 30, 2005 -> 05:35 PM)
Could quite get your rhyme scheme but here's a stab (all in fun)

 

My name is poster farmteam

I post on SoxTalk com

I like a writin’ lyrics to the music in my brain

I know you can not hear it

The words is all you read

But that don’t stop me from singin’ along

With the voices in my head

 

Haha, alright, now I know how you guys felt. At least a few things rhymed though, eh?

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