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The Yankees are in a world of hurt, right now. The problem that they face is that they have very little minor league talent to trade away. The only thing they can attempt to do is pick up salary from small market teams, but that probably will not improve their team enough. A team with a good, but expensive player will get talent from another contender. There isn't a big enough pool, I feel. They have holes up and down that roster, but particularly in their bullpen.

 

They might look awful now, but imagine how bad they'd look without Randy Johnson.

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Lets look at their 100 million dollar rotation.

 

 

Randy Johnson: Geriatric old man who aint got it no more. Pulled his groin and is one false step from being on the DL for a good little while. Tell me again why we were idiots for not trading half our team for gramps here?

 

 

Kevin Brown: He sucks balls! The most overrated player in all of MLB. Sportscenter had a running ERA counter on this jag off and it was funny as f*** watching it go up as he gave up run after run.

 

 

Jared Wright: What a f***ing joke this cock sucker is. He came, he sucked balls, he went on the DL.

 

 

Carl Pavano: Big money for mediocre pitcher. f*** him.

 

Mike Mussina: See above

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Obviously the yankees aren't this bad but they're putting themselves in one hell of a hole. They'll get better but with their rotation can they run off a stretch where they win 9-10 in a row to get themselves back into it, I'm not so sure.

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