LowerCaseRepublican Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Per Rotoworld: Onterrio Smith was detained last month at a Minneapolis airport after police found paraphernalia used to cirumvent drug tests. Smith was already a repeat offender in the league's substance abuse program. He was caught with dried urine along with a device called, ''The Original Whizzinator.'' A third ''strike'' against the league's policy would result in a possible yearlong suspension for Smith. A release is possible too. Stay tuned. This could be big fantasy news for Onterrio Smith and Mewelde Moore owners. May. 11 - 2:52 am et Source: Minneapolis Star-Tribune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KipWellsFan Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Oh god I just visited the official Original Whizzinator site, hilarious. Now what's important is trying to figure out what's more embarassing using the alias Ron Mexico to cover up your sexually transmitted infection, or being caught with the original whizzinator. Ridiculous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabroni Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 (edited) Hilarious! http://www.thewhizzinator.com/ The actor, Tom Sizemore (Saving Private Ryan), got busted trying to use one of these to pass a drug test a few months ago... http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/...0815200000.html Edited May 11, 2005 by Jabroni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangercal Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 http://www.thewhizzinator.com/ It works Umm I don't know first hand or anything .... But I hear it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Well you knew the cheaters would be looking for something to continue to give them the edge over legitimate players. This is no surprise at all, and hopefully they use this as a positive drug test against the guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ May 11, 2005 -> 01:44 PM) Well you knew the cheaters would be looking for something to continue to give them the edge over legitimate players. This is no surprise at all, and hopefully they use this as a positive drug test against the guy. The NFL has every right to test for it, regardless, but how does pot give someone an "edge"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palehosefan Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 The simple fact that Onterrio was once kicked off the Tennessee football team should tell you something. You pretty much have to commit murder to be off the Vol's team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santo=dorf Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 How long is pot in your urine system? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 QUOTE(santo=dorf @ May 11, 2005 -> 05:00 PM) How long is pot in your urine system? 60 days. It is fat soluble, not water soluble too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 QUOTE(santo=dorf @ May 11, 2005 -> 11:00 PM) How long is pot in your urine system? I hope you're not asking me, it's not like I would know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 lol I think I've heard it all now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 QUOTE(WilliamTell @ May 11, 2005 -> 10:06 PM) lol I think I've heard it all now.... have you heard about the girl from pockpucker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippedoutpunk Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 QUOTE(Tmar28 @ May 11, 2005 -> 09:09 PM) have you heard about the girl from pockpucker? :puke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Damn were MJH all over this for their whole damned show yesterday. Its all they talked about I swear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 I can't get onto the site, so I don't know the details of it works. One of the main clues that a guy is cheating on a drug test is the temperature of the urine. If you hand over a cup and it's not warm, almost hot, you're busted. How does this device heat the urine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted May 12, 2005 Author Share Posted May 12, 2005 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ May 12, 2005 -> 09:28 AM) I can't get onto the site, so I don't know the details of it works. One of the main clues that a guy is cheating on a drug test is the temperature of the urine. If you hand over a cup and it's not warm, almost hot, you're busted. How does this device heat the urine? It says it has organic heating pads to keep it at body temperature levels for up to 8 hours on the site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ May 12, 2005 -> 03:48 PM) It says it has organic heating pads to keep it at body temperature levels for up to 8 hours on the site. Ah, Ok thx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxfan420 Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 QUOTE(witesoxfan @ May 11, 2005 -> 03:01 PM) 60 days. It is fat soluble, not water soluble too your crazy it takes 7-10 days ive used kits similar to this and they work great, im not naming my product(because still like using it) but they do work and they are 40 bucks and you can get it down the street at the store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxfan420 Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ May 12, 2005 -> 07:28 AM) I can't get onto the site, so I don't know the details of it works. One of the main clues that a guy is cheating on a drug test is the temperature of the urine. If you hand over a cup and it's not warm, almost hot, you're busted. How does this device heat the urine? its cake the combination of body heat and heating pad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 QUOTE(soxfan420 @ May 13, 2005 -> 03:52 PM) your crazy it takes 7-10 days ive used kits similar to this and they work great, im not naming my product(because still like using it) but they do work and they are 40 bucks and you can get it down the street at the store. So my 8th grade health teacher was a f***in dumbass. I should have figured when she said that marijuana was an extremely addictive drug. Bottom of page Normally, being pwned by a stoner would hurt, but in this instance, it is the knowing informing the unknowing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxfan420 Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 QUOTE(witesoxfan @ May 13, 2005 -> 01:57 PM) So my 8th grade health teacher was a f***in dumbass. I should have figured when she said that marijuana was an extremely addictive drug. Bottom of page Normally, being pwned by a stoner would hurt, but in this instance, it is the knowing informing the unknowing its a little out of date there are canaboides(sp) that get you high not so much THC, also they have never heard of a bong witch filters out more than cigaret butts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxfan420 Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 (edited) What is marijuana "burnout"? "Burnout" is a term first used by marijuana smokers themselves to describe the effect of prolonged use. Young people who smoke marijuana heavily over long periods of time can become dull, slow moving, and inattentive. These "burned-out" users are sometimes so unaware of their surroundings that they do not respond when friends speak to them, and they do not realize they have a problem. hahahahaha only while im blazed never when im sober. How does marijuana affect the heart? Marijuana use increases the heart rate as much as 50 percent, depending on the amount of THC. It can cause chest pain in people who have a poor blood supply to the heart - and it produces these effects more rapidly than tobacco smoke does. it is the best high blood presure medicine out there. Does marijuana affect the human reproductive system? Some research studies suggest that the use of marijuana during pregnancy may result in premature babies and in low birth weights. Studies of men and women may have a temporary loss of fertility. These findings suggest that marijuana may be especially harmful during adolescence, a period of rapid physical and sexual development. its my birth control thanks doc:) Edited May 13, 2005 by soxfan420 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 I think we know what your hobby is..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokona Posted May 14, 2005 Share Posted May 14, 2005 Drugs are bad mmmkay. Alcohol doesnt count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted May 15, 2005 Share Posted May 15, 2005 QUOTE(witesoxfan @ May 11, 2005 -> 05:01 PM) 60 days. It is fat soluble, not water soluble too Also depends on how often you use. If you do it once every very great while (6 mos or so) there's some indication it can be gone in under a week. The more often you use it, the longer it takes to get out of your system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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