RedPinStripes Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Originally posted by ChisoxfnTrust me you'll get caught. Women just know these things. Hell, I could see it now, you go home visiting your parents and your mom will figure it out, lol. Anyway, I'd tend to go with what BJ and Heather are saying. Of course like I've said numerous times if you think your in a dead end relationship then I'd say go for it, of course first break it off with your girl. I ain't an expert on long relationships though. I think my longest relationship was about a month. I'm holding out for the hottest women who I get along with and isn't all materialistic and s***. I wont say anything about my case. It can be done. And while you're young, f*** the goody goody bulls***. Get it while you can because you cant do it when you're older. 18-25 are teh years for getting as much ass as possible! Live a little! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GASHWOUND Posted October 15, 2002 Author Share Posted October 15, 2002 Originally posted by HeatherTheRedbird Life isn't 100% about having FUN! There are responsibilities that come with it. Like I said, 99 of 100 of these so-called "hot girls" really are sluts without a clue about life! You should be looking for someone who will forward you in the game of life rather than someone who will hold you back! Those who are clueless about life are just roadblocks who will get in the way of you making the most of your life! Ask yourself this question...Will my current girlfriend positively effect my drive to be a success in life? Just remember that LOOKS don't mean s***! Remember that external beauty is only skin-deep. You want someone who possesses internal beauty, one of whom you can share more than a superficial relationship with! All and all, my philosophy of life is as follows: Never make myopic decisions; but instead, consider the farsighted effects of such actions. Above all, reach for the furthest star. For if you don't, the "Winner's Circle" will never bare your presence. Uhh, yeah.. That was soo very philosophico..I have a few of my own that I live by *I have plenty of talent and vision..I just don't give a damn. *False hope is nicer than no hope at all *To have a successful relationship I must learn to make it look like I'm giving as much as I'm getting. *Macho law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong :metal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Originally posted by hotsoxchick1ok on the one hand you say you have no problems getting any in the ass department.... but then again on the other hand you say your longest relationship lasted three months.......seems to me you are having some problems somewhere along the line....must be your liberal thinking huh????? Or maybe size does really matter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 that old saying its not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean is full of s***.. if you show up here with only a dingy i guarentee ya the door will shut in your face and ill be on the phone with a luxury curise liner or an aircraft carrier in minutes...........lol..........size does matter........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjmarte Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Ok, what if I'm like a mid-sized boat with really good ocean motion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Originally posted by bjmarteOk, what if I'm like a mid-sized boat with really good ocean motion? Have pirates ever boarded your boat and attempted to rob you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjmarte Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 You mean butt pirates like murc and pajamapants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Originally posted by RedPinStripesHe's 22 not 40!!!!!!!!!! How does a virgin that never had a boyfriend give good advice on this anyway????? It's called morality! You obviously don't know the meaning of the word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 Originally posted by bjmarteYou mean butt pirates like murc and pajamapants? I was goin for a Bison Dele joke. The big talk early was that Pirates had killed him. What a lame story that was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted October 15, 2002 Share Posted October 15, 2002 And just to tell ya, I know a thing or two about this whole "sex for pleasure" topic! My older sister and her boyfriend did it for the very first time (using a condom, may I add) during the summer of 2001, and you know what they were stuck with? TWIN BOYS! Condom usage is not 100% pregnant-proof. The ONLY pregnant-proof practice is abstinance! Do you REALLY wanna risk becoming a statistic just for the sake of TEMPORARY PLEASURE? Having sex is a sacred form of affection between MARRIED individuals. SEX IS NOT A TOY! It has a sole purpose of fruitfullness--bringing children into this world. And you cannot have this belief that "just because I am young, I should have all the fun in the world without considering the consequences." Living like that will get you all f***ed up! You force yourself to live in a world full of regrets. This carefree attitude is the source of these people having their midlife crisis, unhappy with their life because they weren't able to make anything of it. Such carfree attitudes become an addiction, and once addicted to the attitude, it is extremely hard to get out of it. You must ALWAYS consider the consequences of EVERYTHING before acting on anything! There are too many carefree people living in this world, and that's why it's turning into s***. You cannot be a carefree person...There are consequences to all of your actions. To live carefree is to live irresponsibly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 Originally posted by hotsoxchick1that old saying its not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean is full of s***.. if you show up here with only a dingy i guarentee ya the door will shut in your face and ill be on the phone with a luxury curise liner or an aircraft carrier in minutes...........lol..........size does matter........ I'm sure there's some women that agree with the saying. Your just not one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 well it has been to my experience in life that size does matter when it comes to satisfaction..........that and other things....lol..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 Originally posted by hotsoxchick1well it has been to my experience in life that size does matter when it comes to satisfaction..........that and other things....lol..... Women should wear signs that say they think size matters. Would solve alot of their problems of dating guys who are height challenged if ya will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPinStripes Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 Originally posted by HeatherTheRedbirdAnd just to tell ya, I know a thing or two about this whole "sex for pleasure" topic! My older sister and her boyfriend did it for the very first time (using a condom, may I add) during the summer of 2001, and you know what they were stuck with? TWIN BOYS! Condom usage is not 100% pregnant-proof. The ONLY pregnant-proof practice is abstinance! Do you REALLY wanna risk becoming a statistic just for the sake of TEMPORARY PLEASURE? Having sex is a sacred form of affection between MARRIED individuals. SEX IS NOT A TOY! It has a sole purpose of fruitfullness--bringing children into this world. And you cannot have this belief that "just because I am young, I should have all the fun in the world without considering the consequences." Living like that will get you all f***ed up! You force yourself to live in a world full of regrets. This carefree attitude is the source of these people having their midlife crisis, unhappy with their life because they weren't able to make anything of it. Such carfree attitudes become an addiction, and once addicted to the attitude, it is extremely hard to get out of it. You must ALWAYS consider the consequences of EVERYTHING before acting on anything! There are too many carefree people living in this world, and that's why it's turning into s***. You cannot be a carefree person...There are consequences to all of your actions. To live carefree is to live irresponsibly. Are you sure you're not 12? Why would you never have a boyfreind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPinStripes Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 Heather, let me get this straight. Your sister had sex for the first time in 2001 and got knocked up right? THERE ARE INSRTUCTIONS ON THE PACKAGE! It's not just for oral sex! I'm an old dirty bastard and have been with around 20 women. I have NOT 1 kid out there! :metal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 GO GO GO!!!! :metal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 Originally posted by RedPinStripesAre you sure you're not 12? I've gotta admit, from her photo she looks rather young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 If only I knew! Maybe it's that I know more about sports than 99.9% of the guys I know. Maybe because of the fact that outside of a few skirts and tanktops in my closet, and my flowery comforter on my bed, you wouldn't be able to tell that I am a girl! Maybe it's because I absolutely won't have sex with ANYONE until married, no and's, if's, or but's...I'm sticking to my morals! If he does not want to respect my morals, then f*** him...he's not worth it! And that's basically the type of guys I've come across. And no, I am not 12! I am going to be 21 this January! I'm not the only woman in her early 20s who hasn't ever had a boyfriend. I think that maybe it has something to do with the fact that so many girls out there are so desperate that they "latch on" to any guy they can! I am not superficial like that. I have VERY high expectations for my ideal guy, and such expectations match the expectations I hold out for my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPinStripes Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 Well isnt that special? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 Hey, HSC. Heather's avatar has a guy with big hands, do you believe that myth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 Originally posted by HeatherTheRedbirdMaybe because of the fact that outside of a few skirts and tanktops in my closet, and my flowery comforter on my bed, you wouldn't be able to tell that I am a girl! Maybe it's because I absolutely won't have sex with ANYONE until married, no and's, if's, or but's...I'm sticking to my morals! If he does not want to respect my morals, then f*** him...he's not worth it! Is that something to brag about? That you wouldn't be able to tell your a girl. Seems like it hurts you, but I'm an idiot. A lot of women believe you have to "inspect the package" before you marry someone. To see if you got a "dud" or a "stud". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPinStripes Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 this isn't the 1800's. And this bulls*** the bible gives you about no sex before marrige is just another fairy tale in that book that was written by some freak on peyote! Sex was meant to happen. It's meant for stress relief or whatever. You morals came out of disney's "Cinderella" PUKE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 Man, RPS, you have really strong feelings on this subject! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 And you immorals do not get to drink from the silver cup in the end! And you immorals do not get very far in life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjmarte Posted October 16, 2002 Share Posted October 16, 2002 I didn't hear her quoting scripture. Why isn't her opinion on sex as valid as yours RPS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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