Yoda Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 "f***ed like that since grade school, I haven't." "Rule first of Fight Club - talk about Fight Club you do not. Rule second of Fight Club - talk about Fight Club you DO NOT!" "Listen, you will, and understand. That terminator, out there is he. Bargained with, he cannot be. Reasoned with, he cannot be. Pity or remorse, or fear, he feels not. And stop, he will not, ever, until dead you are!" "Dumb my ass may be, but dumbass I am not" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R U Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 (edited) This Thread. Terrible, it is. Edited May 19, 2005 by T R U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 "The Gimp, bring out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted May 19, 2005 Author Share Posted May 19, 2005 I wanted to share this too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T R U Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 QUOTE(Yoda @ May 18, 2005 -> 06:21 PM) I wanted to share this too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted May 19, 2005 Share Posted May 19, 2005 "Like a box of chocloates, life is, says my mama." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 ***Bump*** I had to: "Not if anything to say about it, I have!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChWRoCk2 Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 "Tina come get some food" "Gosh your such an idiot" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokona Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 "English motherf***er, speak it, do you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDylan Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 "Captain Koons: Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully... you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your Dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talkin' right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I'm talkin' to you, Butch. I got somethin' for you. [sits down and pulls a gold wrist watch from his pocket] Captain Koons: This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. Up till then people just carried pocket watches. It was bought by private Doughboy Erine Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. It was your great-grandfather's war watch and he wore it everyday he was in that war. When he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch off, put it an old coffee can, and in that can it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War II. Your great-grandfather gave this watch to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and he was killed - along with the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leavin' that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport name of Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he'd never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. [holds it up, long pause] Captain Koons: This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it'd be confiscated, taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, that watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(chi-guy2 @ May 29, 2005 -> 12:28 AM) "Tina come get some food" "Gosh your such an idiot" Uuum, no Yoda in there... Try: "Tina, eat the food, you will." or "Gosh, such an idiot, you are." Edited May 29, 2005 by SoxFan1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 "Back, I'll be" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 Um... 'Food Fight!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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