southsider2k5 Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 I am going to try this subject, just because I found it interesting. If it doesn't work it might get locked away quickly, so forgive me if it doesn't. Does sexism exsist when it comes to masterbation? Think of how many different phrases there are for male masterbation? Now try to think some up for the female process... Not nearly as easy huh? My question is how many of these terms or phrases do you all know? A group I know (including 3 females) could only come up with 5 or 6. Are there a bunch of them we don't know about, or do they just not exsist. I told them if anyone knew the terms and phrases, it was you all... Now help me out!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 LOL, just a few 3 Point Shot 5 Digit Disco A Night in With the Girls Accordion Solo Airing the Orchid Answer the Bone-A-Phone Assault on a Friendly Weapon Auditioning the Finger Puppets Backslappin' Betty Backstroke Roulette Bailing out the Gravy Boat Baiting your Hook Banging the Beezer Barking at the ape Bash The Candle Battery-testing Batting Practice Beat Off Beat the Beaver Beat the Beaver Beating Around the Bush Beating the Bait Beating the Bishop Beating the Bush Beating the Dummy Beaver bashin' Being your Own Best Friend Bikini burger Bird-washing Bite the dog-end Bleed the Weed Blissing yourself Blooming Blossoming Blow some tunes Boating Boffing the Bud Bouncing on the Bed Bouncing the bearded clam Box lunch Box lunch at the Y Box the Jesuit Brush one's teeth Brushing The Beaver Buckin' it Buckin' it Buff the Weasle Buffing the box Buffing the jewel Buffing the Muff Bush dinner Bushwhacking Buttering the Potato Buttering up the whisker biscuit Butting the Bead Buzzing buzzing off Buzzing the honey hole Calling All Cum Canyon yodeling Caress the clit Caressing the Kitty Carpet Bumping Carpet munching Cast Off Cast Off Cat Got Tongue Changing your Oil Checking for Squirrels checking the undercarriage Chew the she-fat Chow box Chow down on Georgia O'Keefe's inspiration Churning the Cream Civil War Clam Bake for One Clam dive Clam diving Clam lapping Clam twiddlin' jamboree Cleaning the Clam Cleaning your Fingers Click the mouse Clit Twit Clitters Combing the Brush comforting yourself comforting yourself Coming Into Your Own Connie Lingus Copying Georgia O'Keefe Countering c***s Creamin creaming yourself Critter crammin' Crossing the Great Divide Crossing the Swamp Cunning linguistics c*** Cuddling Damming the beaver dating your palm Daughters Declare your independence Deep Dishin' Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone dialing 'O' Dialing the pink telephone Dialing the Rotary Phone Diddle Diddling miss daisy Diggin' for clams Digging a Trench Digitis Erectus Digitizing Dine at the Y Dinner beneath the bridge Dip the brush Dishonorable Discharge Disseminating Dive a muff Dive in the bushes Dive in the canyon Do it the French way Do The Dew doing a Meg Ryan Doing Laps Doing your Nails Don the beard Donning the beard Doormat bashing Dousing the Digits Drilling For Oil Drinking at the fuzzy cup Drinking from the furry cup Dunking the Beaver Eat a tuna sandwich Eat a tuna taco Eat fur pie Eat hair pie Eat muff pie Eat seafood Eat squirrel Eating a kipper pie Egg McMuff Engaging in Safe Sex Enjoying a little Southern Comfort Entering No Man's Land Erasing the Problem Exploring the Deep South Face job Face the nation Fall in love Fanning the Fur Fanning the Furnace Fanny noshing Feathery flick Feeding the Bearded Clam Feeding the Beaver Feeding the Fish Feeding the Other Mouth Feeding your Slot Fiddling the Bean Fifty-nine Finger Blasting finger dancing Finger Fun finger pie finger pie finger-bang Fingerbating fingering fingering Fingering the Accused Fingering the fountain fingering yourself Fingerpainting Fish dinner Flick the bristles Flick the bristles Flickin' the Bean Flicking the minnow Flicking the Switch Flipping the Bean Flipping the Flaps Flipping through the Pages Flit your Clit Flying automatic (with vibrator) Four-lip Whistling French culture French job French kiss Mr. Lincoln French lessons Friday night lip service frigging Frigging the Love Muscle Frosting the muffin of love f***ing Without Complications Fur burger Fur pie furry fun furry fun Fuzz sandwich Fuzzburger Gagging the Clam Gagging the Lips of Love Galloping on the Goldstar Genital Stimulation via Phalangetic Motion Get a Date with Slick Mittens Get a Lube Job Get a Stinky Pinky Get To Know Yourself Getting In Touch With Yourself getting off Getting to Know Yourself Give a length of tongue Give face giving yourself one Giving yourself the finger Go boating Go down and do tricks Go for sushi Go south Go under the house Go way down South in Dixie Going for the gooey duct Going Mining Going on a Finger Ride going solo going solo Gorilla burger Gorilla in the washing machine Greasing the Skillet Greasing your Hips Grissle Rub Groping the Grotto Growl at the badger Growl at the biter Growlbite Gusset pianist Gusset tryping Gusset Typing Hairburger hand jiving hand sex Hat job Have a box lunch Have a mustache Have a tuna sandwich Have box lunch having a free ride having a manually assisted fantasy Having a Sushi Party Having Sex With Someone you Love Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw Hiking Through the Grand Canyon Hitchhiking South Hitchhiking to Heaven Hitchhiking Under the Big Top Holding the Hamster Hoodwinking Husband's supper Impeaching Bush In the Hand Cream indulging yourself Invoking Venus Jillin' off jilling Jilling-Off Jocelyn Eldering Juicing It Up Juicing the clam Jump-starting the River Kiss somebody's down Kneel at the altar Labial titillation Lady Fingers and Cream Lapping at the lint trap Larking Launching a Class Probe Lay the lip Let the Fingers do the Walkin' Let your fingers do the walking Levy Break Limbo Lick the slit Lickety-split Licking anchovy Lingual stimulation Lingual titillation Lip reading Lip service Lip smacking Lip syncing to the fish-fueled jukebox Lip work Loobing Your Goob Make mouth music Making Kitty Purr Making Soup Making the Oysters Smile Making Waves Manual Override Medicate the hairy paper cut Menage a'moi Mistressbate mistressbating Moustache ride Mouthlove Muff diving Muff munching Muff Ruffing Muffin Buffin' Mumbling in the moss Munch the bearded clam Navel Maneuvers Night in With the Girls Nulling the Void Ocean pinking On the Waterslide One Hand Clapping One-man band Opening the Honey Pot Paddling the Pink Canoe Pampering the Pussy Parting the fuzz Parting the Petals Parting the Red Sea paying lip service Pearl Diving Pearl Fishing Performing for Mr. Swaggart pet the kitty Pet the Petunia Pet the Pussy Cat Petal Pushing Petting the kitty petting yourself Phalangetic Motion Picnic on it Piddly Diddler Pitching in the Bush League Play Couch Hockey for One Play Poker Play the Clitar Play the Silent Trumbone Playing in the sandbox Playing the squeezebox Playing With Her Pineapple Playing with Mrs. Palmer's Five Daughters Playing With the Man in the Boat playing with yourself pleasuring yourself Pokin' the pie Polishing the little pink pearl Polishing the Nugget Polishing the Peanut Polishing the Pearl powder your nose Praising the Orchid Pressing the Pleats Primin' the Hymen Pug noshing Pumping the kooter Punch in the mouth Punchin' the chipmunk Pushing the Button Pushing the Puch Pushing the Red Button Pussy Soccer Reading Braille Red wings relieving yourself Riding the clitorisauras Riding the Curl Riding the pillow Riding the Unicycle Riding the Wild Hand Ringing for the Maid Rolling the Dough Rolling the Mink Romancing the Rose Romancing thy own Roughing up the suspect Rowing the Little Man in the Boat rub the clit rub the clit Rubbin' the Nubbin Rubbing the Donut Rubbing the Red Pussycat rubbing yourself down rubbing yourself up rustling your knickers Sack lunch Saying the Rosary Scoring the Hoop Scrambling the Bramble scratching that old itch Scrubbing the Cake Pan Scuffing the Muff Seafood dinner Searching for Spock seeing to yourself self love self love Self-guided tuna boat tour self-service sex for one sexercising sexercising Shelling the Bean Shooting the Pink Marble Shooting the Rapids Shrimping Shucking the Oyster Sip at the fuzzy cup Slamming the Clam Slapping the Mackerel Sliming the Moat slip 'n' slide Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose Smoking the fur Sneeze in the basket Sneeze in the cabbage Sneeze in the canyon Soaking the Whisker Biscuit soap it up soap it up Southern Comfort Spanking Lucy Speak in tongues Speak Low genitalese Spearing the Bearded Clam Spelunking splunking off Spreading the Pedals Squeeze the Peach Squeezing the Charmin starting a bush fire Stirring the Cauldron stroke stroke it stroke the cat Stroke the kitty Strokin' the Slick Stroking the newt Strummin' the Big Open Strumming Strumming the Banjo Surfing at Finger Beach Surfing the Channel Swing low Switching to Auto-pilot (vibrator) Taking a Trip South Talking to the boat people Talking to the canoe driver Teasing the Kitty Teasing the Tuna Taco Telephone the stomach The Task at Hand The Virgin's Release The Wild Ride thrapping Three Point Shot Ticklin' the taco Tickling her Fancy Tickling the Moustache Tickling the Taco Tip the velvet Tip Toeing Through The Two Lips Tiptoe Through the TwoLips Tissue tickling Toggling the Bit Tongue bath Tongue wash Tossing Pink Salad Tossing the Pink Salad touching yourself up Touch-typing Traveling Past the Mason-Dixon Line treating yourself treating yourself Trimming the hedges Trolling the Bermuda Triangle Tuna taco Twanging the Kitty Wire Tweaking the Program Twirling the pearl Two Finger Taco Tango Unbuttoning the fur coat Velvet buzz saw vibrate the vag visiting the Magic Kingdom Vulva Aria Waking the Butterfly Warming the wrist rocket Washing your Fingers Waterpix exam Wearing the beard Whistle in the dark Whistling in the weeds wiping the smile onto your face Worship at the altar Yawning Yodeling in the canyon of love Yodeling in the gully Yodeling up the valley Zipping on the Zundap God bless google Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moochpuppy Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Hmmm....that's it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Which is your favorite? Mine in no partcular order Vulva Aria Changing your Oil Enjoying a little Southern Comfort Riding the clitorisauras Squeezing the Charmin wiping the smile onto your face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 7, 2005 Author Share Posted June 7, 2005 Tex you cheater!! I wanted to see what people knew off of the top of their heads... Way to ruin my thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 6, 2005 -> 07:08 PM) Tex you cheater!! I wanted to see what people knew off of the top of their heads... Way to ruin my thread go bop your baloney ya perv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 (edited) I prefer Shovin' a fork in the toaster! One comment on Texseox's massive posting. A lot of those terms seem to be implying oral sex and not masterbation... Great search, though. Edited June 7, 2005 by RibbieRubarb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackSox8 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Having Sex With Someone you Love ^^^Really?!?!?! I would have never thought of calling it that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepyWhiteSox Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 QUOTE(RibbieRubarb @ Jun 6, 2005 -> 07:28 PM) One comment on Texseox's massive posting. A lot of those terms seem to be implying oral sex and not masterbation... Actually, I'm not so sure. I think maybe you're thinking of the wrong lips... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Surprisingly, my favorite reference for female masturbation "plunging the happy hole" wasn't on Tex's list. Another favorite is "Firing the Surgeon General" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 /waiting for Soxy's arrival Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Three Knuckle Shuffle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Jun 6, 2005 -> 06:58 PM) /waiting for Soxy's arrival Sorry guys, would have been here sooner but I uh, had, um, some stuff to "do." Anyway, interesting topic. I do think that there's some sexism in our society about masterbation. Men will talk about it pretty freely, but women don't really. Heck most of my friends and I didn't even talk about it until, like the last two years of college. But I think that the difference sort of speaks to the heart of the stereotypes/expectations of sexuality for the two genders. Women, although it's changing, are supposed to not want sex as much, be able to wear white on their wedding day, do it for procreation, blah, blah, blah. And I think a lot of that rubs off (pardon the unintentional pun) onto the topic of masterbation. Heck a lot of my friends never even masturbated until AFTER they lost their virginity. I think the masturbation double standard is kind of odd, because in Leviticus (everyone's favorite book of the Bible) there is a law against male masturbation but not female. (Mostly due to the ancient Hebrew's belief that sperm created life and "wasting it" would be tantamount to an abortion--now we know that's not true.) Funny "article" about masturbation and religion. Also odd, is the male fascination with a woman masturbating--I have never heard a female friend say they have a very strong desire to watch a man take a walk down wank lane. And I think some of Tex's list are for male masturbation and/or oral sex. But, I would have been very hardpressed (again, sorry for the pun) to think of more than 3 terms for it. I do, though, think that it's a good topic and should be discussed by women more regularly--not to mentioned practiced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Oh great, it is now known as "Tex's List" My mom would be sooooo proud. Now I'm going back to holding Soxy's picture with one hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jun 6, 2005 -> 07:40 PM) Oh great, it is now known as "Tex's List" My mom would be sooooo proud. Now I'm going back to holding Soxy's picture with one hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Add these Taking a lavender bubble bath . . . and my new favorite after swapping an email with a lady friend . . . thinking of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jun 6, 2005 -> 07:51 PM) and my new favorite after swapping an email with a lady friend . . . thinking of you Or.... Thinking of Ross Gload. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 let me try that putting down Soxy photo thinking of Gload stuck at first base, my hand fell asleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jun 6, 2005 -> 07:55 PM) let me try that putting down Soxy photo thinking of Gload stuck at first base, my hand fell asleep Well, then you're in a perfect position to do "the stranger." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 what does Billy Joel have to do with this? That's worse than Ross Gload Well we all have a face That we hide away forever And we take them out and Show ourselves When everyone has gone Some are satin some are steel Some are silk and some are leather They're the faces of the stranger But we love to try them on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jun 6, 2005 -> 07:58 PM) what does Billy Joel have to do with this? That's worse than Ross Gload You don't know "the stranger"?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 tell me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jun 6, 2005 -> 08:01 PM) tell me A guy will sit on his hand until it falls asleep then "shake hands with mr. winkie" and because he can't feel his own hand, it's called the stranger..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Out of habit, I always try and get my hand drunk first . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Now a musical interlude As the midnight moon, was drifting through The lazy sway of the trees I saw the look in your eyes, lookin' into mine Seeing what you wanted to see Darlin' don't say a word, cause I already heard What your body's sayin' to mine I'm tired of fast moves I've got a slow groove... On my mind I want a man with a slow hand I want a lover with an easy touch I want somebody who will spend some time Not come and go in a heated rush I want somebody who will understand When it comes to love, I want a slow hand On shadowed ground, with no one around And a blanket of stars in our eyes We are drifting free, like two lost leaves On the crazy wind of the night Darlin', don't say a word, 'cause I already heard What your body's sayin' to mine Don't know why this song came to mind . . . :rolly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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