jerseysox Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Scott "Peas in a" Podsednik Tad "I'm not bald, so I don't wear a w-" Iguchi Aaron "Put your back into it and" Rowand Paul "King" Konerko "Hot" Carl Everett Jermaine "I really want Damaso Marte to" Dye Frank "Footer" Thomas Juan, "If you drive in a run, it's" Uribe A.J. "No, I wasn't on Step by Step" Pierzynski Pablo "Yourself" Ozuna Joe "Apollo" Crede Ross "Droppin' a" Gload Timo "Rosie" Perez Mark "Kerry Wood's Mother Is Quite" Buehrle Jon "This Meal Needs a Little" Garland Jose "Pro and" Contreras Freddy "Don't Call Me Jerry" Garcia Orlando "Florida" Hernandez Cliff "Don't Be Im-"Politte Damaso "I Wish This Guy Would Blow Out His Arm" Marte "O, 73...O, 73" Shingo! Takatsu Luis "Nobody Beats the" Vizcaino Dustin "The Air Makes Me Sneeze" Hermanson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauly8509CWS Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Milkman delivers Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 A couple of those are pretty good, but some are really bad. I don't get the AJ one at all. And I guess you could just call Freddy Garcia, Freddy Mitchell...like DJ did yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyho7476 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Overall...dumb...even on crack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshPR Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Wow i spend 3 minutes of my time reading that :headshake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DABearSoX Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Jersey you have a lot of time on your hands dont you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bschmaranz Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 I prefer Aaron "Stop, drop and" Rowand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 OMG Where did you get a dancing David Brent avatar??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wedge Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 I award you no points... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retro1983hat Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Dude, I'll give you some love for your list. Very creative. I especially like the ones where you light up Marte ... just like opposing teams have been lighting his horrible ass up. I cringe every time Ozzie goes to him no matter how poorly he pitched the day before. Marte must have some real compromising pictures of Ozzie. Either that or Timo made copies of the ones he has of Ozzie and gave them to Marte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockRaines Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 QUOTE(Wedge @ Jun 7, 2005 -> 03:00 PM) I award you no points... And may god have mercy on your soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 I now appreciate Chris Berman that much more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan4life_2007 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wedge Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 But can we transform this thread into a 250 post Eric Chavez debate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 QUOTE(Wedge @ Jun 7, 2005 -> 02:28 PM) But can we transform this thread into a 250 post Eric Chavez debate? I'll bet he would help with our attendance problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyho7476 Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 QUOTE(Wedge @ Jun 7, 2005 -> 03:28 PM) But can we transform this thread into a 250 post Eric Chavez debate? You mean Eric 'Cha Cha' Chavez? Sorry, I'm not better than the original poster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFanForever Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Eric "Get your razor and" Chavez your face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wedge Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 QUOTE(SoxFanForever @ Jun 7, 2005 -> 02:33 PM) Eric "Get your razor and" Chavez your face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 QUOTE(mreye @ Jun 7, 2005 -> 03:25 PM) Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Knibb High football rules! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Berman needs to stick to doing NFL prime time and thats it. He makes me sick when he talks about anything other than football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshPR Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Man.. Those last posts were hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nvxplorer Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 QUOTE(SoxFanForever @ Jun 7, 2005 -> 01:33 PM) Eric "Get your razor and" Chavez your face? Eric Ravine Chavez - "I'm an Athletic, not a dyslexic Dodger!" (bad, I know) Most of them were bad, bad, bad, but I laughed my ass off at "Kerry Wood's Mother Is Quite Buehrle." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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