Texsox Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 The Top 5 NukeCleveland Pick-Up Lines 5> "You'll only have to give me one pushup, soldier, if it's your bra." 4> "Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning." 3> "Drop and give me 20 -- on my lap." 2> "Wanna help me get an 'honorable discharge'?" and the Number 1 NukeCleveland Pick-Up Line... 1> "Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you." Join ClubTop5 to see the whole 15-item list! http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml [ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ] [ Copyright 1996, 2005 by Chris White ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 12:09 PM) The Top 5 NukeCleveland Pick-Up Lines 5> "You'll only have to give me one pushup, soldier, if it's your bra." 4> "Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning." 3> "Drop and give me 20 -- on my lap." 2> "Wanna help me get an 'honorable discharge'?" and the Number 1 NukeCleveland Pick-Up Line... 1> "Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you." Join ClubTop5 to see the whole 15-item list! http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml [ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ] [ Copyright 1996, 2005 by Chris White ] Finally one of these top 5 things that are actually funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 Where is "EAT s***!!!"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 01:09 PM) 2> "Wanna help me get an 'honorable discharge'?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 12:09 PM) The Top 5 NukeCleveland Pick-Up Lines 5> "You'll only have to give me one pushup, soldier, if it's your bra." 4> "Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning." 3> "Drop and give me 20 -- on my lap." 2> "Wanna help me get an 'honorable discharge'?" and the Number 1 NukeCleveland Pick-Up Line... 1> "Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you." Join ClubTop5 to see the whole 15-item list! http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml [ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ] [ Copyright 1996, 2005 by Chris White ] I liked numbers 2 & 4 the rest were pretty lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayitaintso Posted June 11, 2005 Share Posted June 11, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jun 10, 2005 -> 12:09 PM) The Top 5 NukeCleveland Pick-Up Lines 5> "You'll only have to give me one pushup, soldier, if it's your bra." 4> "Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning." 3> "Drop and give me 20 -- on my lap." 2> "Wanna help me get an 'honorable discharge'?" and the Number 1 NukeCleveland Pick-Up Line... 1> "Uncle Sam ain't the only one who wants you." Join ClubTop5 to see the whole 15-item list! http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml [ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ] [ Copyright 1996, 2005 by Chris White ] 1, 2, and 4 were the best to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aboz56 Posted June 11, 2005 Share Posted June 11, 2005 Personally, I think NUKE uses, "Where's your boyfriend, I'll RIP EMMMMMMMM" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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