BrandoFan Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 What they don't tell you is that the .1% that it's ineffective on is jizz. You could wait a copla days, couldn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 I hearby temporarily suspend this thread, until further notice... Which knowing our team will be tonight when we come out flat again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Which knowing our team will be tonight when we come out flat again! Uhmmmmm.....fllaaaat is sexy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Ever heard of mouth wash? Listerine prides themselves on saying that using it will eliminate 99.9% of germs. What they don't tell you is that the .1% that it's ineffective on is jizz. :puke Sometimes it really sucks to be a scientist!!! Imagine getting the "Listerine: Effective On Jizz Or Not?" project... "I got WHAT project?????" "I won't do it!" :fyou "I SAID, I WON'T DO IT!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Ever heard of mouth wash? Listerine prides themselves on saying that using it will eliminate 99.9% of germs. What they don't tell you is that the .1% that it's ineffective on is jizz. :puke Sometimes it really sucks to be a scientist!!! Imagine getting the "Listerine: Effective On Jizz Or Not?" project... "I got WHAT project?????" "I won't do it!" :fyou "I SAID, I WON'T DO IT!!!!!" Follow quickly by the inevitable "how much does it pay?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Ever heard of mouth wash? Listerine prides themselves on saying that using it will eliminate 99.9% of germs. What they don't tell you is that the .1% that it's ineffective on is jizz. :puke Sometimes it really sucks to be a scientist!!! Imagine getting the "Listerine: Effective On Jizz Or Not?" project... "I got WHAT project?????" "I won't do it!" :fyou "I SAID, I WON'T DO IT!!!!!" Follow quickly by the inevitable "how much does it pay?" ...which in turn is followed by a pause and then the "no, seriously, how much does it pay?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Nah, you're just mad that you weren't one of those 15 guys, Mr. Puritan McSensibility If I wanted to be part of a gang bang, I'd go down to Chatsworth, CA and sign up for one. Any chick that's had dozens of rods in her mouth and up her ass, I don't want ANY part of. Woah.... who said anything about up the butt.. ?? Clujer.. me thinks you are a bit more wild then you let on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 thats what they make jack daniels for ..........that .1 % of germs.. that stuff will kill anything............ Don't forget about Jose!! That s*** will kill anything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Don't forget about Jose!! That s*** will kill anything! My liver included! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Don't forget about Jose!! That s*** will kill anything! No, wrong. Jose will just throw it away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clujer420 Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Nah, you're just mad that you weren't one of those 15 guys, Mr. Puritan McSensibility If I wanted to be part of a gang bang, I'd go down to Chatsworth, CA and sign up for one. Any chick that's had dozens of rods in her mouth and up her ass, I don't want ANY part of. Woah.... who said anything about up the butt.. ?? Clujer.. me thinks you are a bit more wild then you let on... Heh. Ya think so eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Don't forget about Jose!! That s*** will kill anything! i was thinking that when i typed this but, the little worm in the bottom of the bottle kept telling me no.....i should blame jack or jim for this one not jose (he gets too much blame already).... im thinking that white lightening will kill it too, i know when i bring back some from down south i put it in my gas tank to keep the lines from freezin in the winter lol.... with so many options i dont know what clujo is worried about .. he can get a shot of something fairly cheap at a bar and a hummer at the same time............hes got to be a little more wild than he lets on..........im sure of that........look at how erect his veggie is sittin there with that silly smile on his face too, ya know hes up to somethin........lol.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted May 3, 2003 Author Share Posted May 3, 2003 JESUS MOTHERf***ING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 By all appearances, He's been nowhere near the Sox this season. We'll have to blame this on someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 By all appearances, He's been nowhere near the Sox this season. We'll have to blame this on someone else. ahh well i can put some blame on WILL E8 harris..........geez us........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 JESUS MOTHERf***ING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone get this chick a valium.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted May 3, 2003 Author Share Posted May 3, 2003 Someone get this chick a valium.... I don't need valium...I need a club to beat on the heads of every Sox player!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 I don't need valium...I need a club to beat on the heads of every Sox player!!! Okay, someone get this chick a club!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted May 3, 2003 Author Share Posted May 3, 2003 Okay, someone get this chick a club!!! Well actually, I'm pissed off enough to steal one myself!!! Hell, I could steal more clubs than the Sox could bases!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 Well actually, I'm pissed off enough to steal one myself!!! Hell, I could steal more clubs than the Sox could bases!!! well s***. if youre going to have a club in your hand, go on up to the plate and take a shot at bat. You really couldnt do worse than most of the sox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted May 3, 2003 Author Share Posted May 3, 2003 well s***. if youre going to have a club in your hand, go on up to the plate and take a shot at bat. You really couldnt do worse than most of the sox. All I know is that I'd be hitting WAAAAAAAAAY over the "Heather Line" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 All I know is that I'd be hitting WAAAAAAAAAY over the "Heather Line" what is the heather line? .069? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 Hey heather, whats with the * in the title of this thread? I thought soxnet allows you to type any word you wish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted May 3, 2003 Author Share Posted May 3, 2003 what is the heather line? .069? OMG, No...LOL!!! The "Heather Line," a term coined by Soxtalk's very own 'Baggio,' corresponds to my weight: 125. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted May 3, 2003 Share Posted May 3, 2003 OMG, No...LOL!!! The "Heather Line," a term coined by Soxtalk's very own 'Baggio,' corresponds to my weight: 125. Well s*** i dont think Rowand made the heather line lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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