Texsox Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Come on Eye, you have to admit this one is funny . . . The Top 5 Things on Michael Jackson's To-Do List 5> Cancel subscriptions to Highlights and Boys' Life. 4> Stop referring to children's hospital visits as "speed-dating." 3> Celebrate with my old Irish chum, Ryne O'Plasty. 2> Vow to never stop searching until I find my *real* nose. and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing on Michael Jackson's To-Do List... 1> Give Macaulay Culkin that kickass Hummer I promised him for testifying on my behalf. And maybe an SUV, too. Join ClubTop5 to see the whole 16-item list and the Runner Up/Honorable Mention submissions for today's list: "Missed by a Nose" and "Reasonable Doubt" http://www.topfive.com/html/clubtop5.shtml Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skidoochic Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 LOL! You know how they know it's bedtime in Neverland? When the big hand touches the little hand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 15, 2005 Author Share Posted June 15, 2005 QUOTE(skidoochic @ Jun 15, 2005 -> 08:23 AM) LOL! You know how they know it's bedtime in Neverland? When the big hand touches the little hand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Per Jay Leno: The good news is that they found Michael Jackson not guilty. The bad news is that to celebrate... HE'S GOING TO DISNEYLAND! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 God, Jay Leno sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 QUOTE(skidoochic @ Jun 15, 2005 -> 05:23 AM) LOL! You know how they know it's bedtime in Neverland? When the big hand touches the little hand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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