Soxplosion Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 Please no one else follow my footsteps to insanity. Or atleast dont go there and start eating pencils. Im up to seven pencils now, one pink one, which tasted really out of the ordinary... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 Please no one else follow my footsteps to insanity. Or atleast dont go there and start eating pencils. Im up to seven pencils now, one pink one, which tasted really out of the ordinary... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 Please no one else follow my footsteps to insanity. Or atleast dont go there and start eating pencils. Im up to seven pencils now, one pink one, which tasted really out of the ordinary... Uh-oh.... I just read a news article that said that eating 5 or more pencils can cause impotence. 6 or more can cause perpetual blue balls. Pink ones were shown to be even more dangerous - they have a chemical that causes them to taste out of the ordinary AND cause "scrotal shrinkage". Hey, it's not ALL bad - all that lead will give you very shiny stool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPinStripes Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 LMFAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted April 26, 2003 Author Share Posted April 26, 2003 Uh-oh.... I just read a news article that said that eating 5 or more pencils can cause impotence. 6 or more can cause perpetual blue balls. Pink ones were shown to be even more dangerous - they have a chemical that causes them to taste out of the ordinary AND cause "scrotal shrinkage". Hey, it's not ALL bad - all that lead will give you very shiny stool! I masturbated this morning. I think Ill be fine... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 oh s***.. who woke him up.... damnit...........go back to sleep roman........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 Uh-oh.... I just read a news article that said that eating 5 or more pencils can cause impotence. 6 or more can cause perpetual blue balls. Pink ones were shown to be even more dangerous - they have a chemical that causes them to taste out of the ordinary AND cause "scrotal shrinkage". Hey, it's not ALL bad - all that lead will give you very shiny stool! I masturbated this morning. I think Ill be fine... Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww we didnt need that mental picture lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted April 26, 2003 Author Share Posted April 26, 2003 oh s***.. who woke him up.... damnit...........go back to sleep roman........ Hsc, I will NEVER go a day without visiting the good people of soxtalk.com. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 oh thanks for that public service announcement roman..now if you would be so kind as to post a schedule of your visiting hours so we can plan our day accordingly i would be most thankful........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted April 26, 2003 Author Share Posted April 26, 2003 oh thanks for that public service announcement roman..now if you would be so kind as to post a schedule of your visiting hours so we can plan our day accordingly i would be most thankful........ I am completely unpredictable. I will log on at any time of the day for any amount of time. Theres no telling when Ill show up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 I am completely unpredictable. I will log on at any time of the day for any amount of time. Theres no telling when Ill show up... There goes the neighborhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted April 26, 2003 Share Posted April 26, 2003 I am completely unpredictable. I will log on at any time of the day for any amount of time. Theres no telling when Ill show up... thats not good enough... i need a warning or something so i have time to prepare............or get the hell off the computer for a while..........lmao j/k roman.. we love ya kiddo ya know that........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted April 26, 2003 Author Share Posted April 26, 2003 thats not good enough... i need a warning or something so i have time to prepare............or get the hell off the computer for a while..........lmao j/k roman.. we love ya kiddo ya know that........ Everybody loves me! Of course I know that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted April 27, 2003 Share Posted April 27, 2003 tor, I think she just wants to know when you're gonna be online, because she jerks off every time you are around!!! LOL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted April 27, 2003 Author Share Posted April 27, 2003 tor, I think she just wants to know when you're gonna be online, because she jerks off every time you are around!!! LOL!!!! She has the hots for me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted April 27, 2003 Share Posted April 27, 2003 yikes heather....um hes a little too young for me....besides i dont jerk off..... umm thats a guy thing......not a chick thing........we have the wrong parts....but you being a virgin wouldnt know that huh.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted April 27, 2003 Author Share Posted April 27, 2003 yikes heather....um hes a little too young for me....besides i dont jerk off..... umm thats a guy thing......not a chick thing........we have the wrong parts....but you being a virgin wouldnt know that huh.......... I was thinking the same thing. I really hope you dont jerk off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted April 27, 2003 Share Posted April 27, 2003 that still doesn't mean you don't have the hotts for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted April 27, 2003 Share Posted April 27, 2003 yikes heather....um hes a little too young for me....besides i dont jerk off..... umm thats a guy thing......not a chick thing........we have the wrong parts....but you being a virgin wouldnt know that huh.......... Speaking of to young for you, remind me to tell you a story about this subject on Tuesday. Yeah Heather, ladies don't "jerk off" they "pleasure" themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted April 27, 2003 Share Posted April 27, 2003 Speaking of to young for you, remind me to tell you a story about this subject on Tuesday. Yeah Heather, ladies don't "jerk off" they "pleasure" themselves. uh oh....... am i going to want to hear this ian????? please tell me it doesnt have anything to do with me first ok.......then ill be all ears..........lmao....... and your right we pleasure ourselves.....but heather being a virgin wouldnt know that much.......shes never done it........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted April 27, 2003 Share Posted April 27, 2003 uh oh....... am i going to want to hear this ian????? please tell me it doesnt have anything to do with me first ok.......then ill be all ears..........lmao....... and your right we pleasure ourselves.....but heather being a virgin wouldnt know that much.......shes never done it........ I'm sure you'll find it funny. I already told Maury, but I doubt he remembers. I pick up all kinds of lingo while watching HBO, so I know all the terms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted April 27, 2003 Share Posted April 27, 2003 There's NOTHING wrong with being a virgin. It's called being responsible for myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted April 27, 2003 Share Posted April 27, 2003 that still doesn't mean you don't have the hotts for him. i dont get the hotts anymore heather..... hotts is so highschool.......at my age we are "interested in"......someone.......... and no.... although roman is a nice kid... hes not one of my interests..... that i can promise you.....so go get em girl..........hes all yours......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted April 27, 2003 Share Posted April 27, 2003 i dont get the hotts anymore heather..... hotts is so highschool.......at my age we are "interested in"......someone.......... and no.... although roman is a nice kid... hes not one of my interests..... that i can promise you.....so go get em girl..........hes all yours......... Nah! You called him first. He's completely yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Showtime Posted April 27, 2003 Share Posted April 27, 2003 so go get em girl..........hes all yours......... Heather said I was "too young" for her. So what does that make Roman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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