Steff Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This "Handy Hormone Hostage Guide" should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other. DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown! SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? And my personal favorite......... DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today! SAFEST: Ya know, I've always loved you in that robe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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