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Handy Hormone Hostage Guide


Steff

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The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This "Handy Hormone Hostage Guide" should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

 

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

 

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?

SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown!

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

 

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

 

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

 

And my personal favorite.........

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today!

SAFEST: Ya know, I've always loved you in that robe.

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