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The Sorry Golfer


Steff

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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"

 

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to

look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

 

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.

 

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

 

"I don't remember much after that..."

 

 

:lol:

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