sayitaintso Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 I would say something jokingly, but just make sure he knows its a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliSoxFanViaSWside Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Just keep your broom with you at all times. Or " Joe you're not doing us any favors helping the Yankees get back in the pennant race." That way its more team oriented then personal . I 'm sure he feels bad enough about the granny. OOOO dress up like an old lady ( grannie) and " sweep " around him . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayitaintso Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Tell him the Cubs are good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Tell him the Sox will trade Karchner for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayitaintso Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 How about telling him that we will trade Timo for him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 you know who was on the juice? randy johnson. hes lost 8 mph off his fastball since dropping it. if you look at him during his heyday, he had all of the signs. acne, giant neck, irritable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 QUOTE(YASNY @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 11:01 AM) Show some class and don't say anything. That's what i was thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 QUOTE(Adam G @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 11:04 AM) It's good natured. He gives me s*** about the Sox when they're not doing well. His son plays with my dog. I see. Well have at it then. If you're any good at poker you should invite him over, make sure he drinks a lot and brings his ATM card. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider17 Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 QUOTE(YASNY @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 12:01 PM) Show some class and don't say anything. That's my vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(Steve9347 @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 07:32 PM) you know who was on the juice? randy johnson. hes lost 8 mph off his fastball since dropping it. if you look at him during his heyday, he had all of the signs. acne, giant neck, irritable. He was/is also thin as a rail.........that was funny though. Edited June 20, 2005 by LosMediasBlancas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitetrain8601 Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 QUOTE(southsider17 @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 01:44 PM) That's my vote. Mine as well. Just say nod your head when he's looking at you and say hi. Don't be an a** and say something stupid. Unless he initiates something, you shouldn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 QUOTE(nitetrain8601 @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 02:45 PM) Mine as well. Just say nod your head when he's looking at you and say hi. Don't be an a** and say something stupid. Unless he initiates something, you shouldn't. See also my sig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayitaintso Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 QUOTE(Steve9347 @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 01:32 PM) you know who was on the juice? randy johnson. hes lost 8 mph off his fastball since dropping it. if you look at him during his heyday, he had all of the signs. acne, giant neck, irritable. Are mullets involed with steroids too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Take the high road. Oh wait, that would take the fun of the moment. Say whatever you can to completely dismantle his psyche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam G Posted June 20, 2005 Author Share Posted June 20, 2005 QUOTE(Steve9347 @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 01:32 PM) you know who was on the juice? randy johnson. hes lost 8 mph off his fastball since dropping it. if you look at him during his heyday, he had all of the signs. acne, giant neck, irritable. Yeah, all the signs except, you know, muscle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 QUOTE(Adam G @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 01:04 PM) Yeah, all the signs except, you know, muscle. Have you seen him shirtless? I haven't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayitaintso Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 02:07 PM) Have you seen him shirtless? I haven't. Would you want to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 02:07 PM) Have you seen him shirtless? I haven't. You dont need to see him shirt less to know that the dude is skinny as a rail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 QUOTE(CubKilla @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 04:58 PM) Make sure you bring that pitch you threw to Jeter to The Cell this weekend. QUOTE(KevHead0881 @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 05:12 PM) How bout, "Joe, thank you for your donation to the Prostate Cancer Fund." He may even take it as a positive spin to giving up the grand slam to Jeter. The 2 best ones, imo. I laughed at each one, and they're both just good fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 You should say you had sex with his wife while he was in new york. That is always good for a few laughs, unless his wife is in a coma, then you would be a pathetic loser for saying that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam G Posted June 21, 2005 Author Share Posted June 21, 2005 QUOTE(jackie hayes @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 03:33 PM) The 2 best ones, imo. I laughed at each one, and they're both just good fun. I liked the one about dont drink the water when you're back in the Mexican League, too. Just a bit too mean though, the guy has worked his ass off to get to where he is. And I didnt run into him yesterday. Hopefully I will today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upnorthsox Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Ok, I'll give it a try here, say: "MAN, did you see that slam that Jeter hit? That pitcher sure can serve up da bombs!" and if he mumbles something about it being him, come back with, "Really, you look much thinner on TV". Then finish it off with some Sox luv: "Speaking of bombs, The Yankmees and scrubs in the same place, where's Osama Bin Laden when you need him." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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