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So what should I tell Borowski?


Adam G

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Just keep your broom with you at all times. Or " Joe you're not doing us any favors helping the Yankees get back in the pennant race." That way its more team oriented then personal . I 'm sure he feels bad enough about the granny. OOOO dress up like an old lady ( grannie) and " sweep " around him .

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QUOTE(Adam G @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 11:04 AM)
It's good natured.  He gives me s*** about the Sox when they're not doing well.  His son plays with my dog.

 

 

I see. Well have at it then. If you're any good at poker you should invite him over, make sure he drinks a lot and brings his ATM card. LOL

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QUOTE(Steve9347 @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 07:32 PM)
you know who was on the juice?  randy johnson.  hes lost 8 mph off his fastball since dropping it.   if you look at him during his heyday, he had all of the signs.  acne, giant neck, irritable.

 

 

He was/is also thin as a rail.........that was funny though.

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QUOTE(Steve9347 @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 01:32 PM)
you know who was on the juice?  randy johnson.  hes lost 8 mph off his fastball since dropping it. if you look at him during his heyday, he had all of the signs.  acne, giant neck, irritable.

Are mullets involed with steroids too?

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QUOTE(Steve9347 @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 01:32 PM)
you know who was on the juice?  randy johnson.  hes lost 8 mph off his fastball since dropping it. if you look at him during his heyday, he had all of the signs.  acne, giant neck, irritable.

Yeah, all the signs except, you know, muscle.

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QUOTE(CubKilla @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 04:58 PM)
Make sure you bring that pitch you threw to Jeter to The Cell this weekend.

 

 

QUOTE(KevHead0881 @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 05:12 PM)
How bout, "Joe, thank you for your donation to the Prostate Cancer Fund."

 

He may even take it as a positive spin to giving up the grand slam to Jeter.

The 2 best ones, imo. I laughed at each one, and they're both just good fun.

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QUOTE(jackie hayes @ Jun 20, 2005 -> 03:33 PM)
The 2 best ones, imo.  I laughed at each one, and they're both just good fun.

I liked the one about dont drink the water when you're back in the Mexican League, too. Just a bit too mean though, the guy has worked his ass off to get to where he is.

 

And I didnt run into him yesterday. Hopefully I will today.

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Ok, I'll give it a try here, say:

 

"MAN, did you see that slam that Jeter hit? That pitcher sure can serve up da bombs!" and if he mumbles something about it being him, come back with, "Really, you look much thinner on TV".

 

Then finish it off with some Sox luv:

 

"Speaking of bombs, The Yankmees and scrubs in the same place, where's Osama Bin Laden when you need him."

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