Jabroni Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 http://wfmynews2.com/watercooler/watercool...x?storyid=43011 Suicide By Super Glue A man killed himself by sealing his mouth and nose with super glue. Bangkok, Thailand -- A young Thai man with a history of moodiness has killed himself by gluing his mouth and nose shut with super glue. Bangkok police say the young man's body was found Thursday morning in his bedroom, apparently after suffocating overnight. They say a small amount of cash and a note saying "Here is all that I have, take what you please" were also found on the bed. The man's family told police he had argued with his sister Wednesday, over some money she borrowed and did not repay. He then went into his bedroom, where his body was found ten hours later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 How sad. At least he found an ingenious way to die. No boring old cliche's for this man. Singing the M*A*S*H theme Lyrics to the song 'Suicide is Painless' Through early morning fog I see visions of the things to be the pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see... [REFRAIN]: that suicide is painless It brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please. I try to find a way to make all our little joys relate without that ever-present hate but now I know that it's too late, and... [REFRAIN] The game of life is hard to play I'm gonna lose it anyway The losing card I'll someday lay so this is all I have to say. [REFRAIN] The only way to win is cheat And lay it down before I'm beat and to another give my seat for that's the only painless feat. [REFRAIN] The sword of time will pierce our skins It doesn't hurt when it begins But as it works its way on in The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but... [REFRAIN] A brave man once requested me to answer questions that are key is it to be or not to be and I replied 'oh why ask me?' [REFRAIN] 'Cause suicide is painless it brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please. ...and you can do the same thing if you please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 OK, Tex, if you won't. I will. At least he stuck with his idea to kill himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Now this is a Darwin Award. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Sounds like a horrible way to die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techgeekxp Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 21, 2005 -> 01:00 PM) Now this is a Darwin Award. No Darwins for suicides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 QUOTE(mreye @ Jun 21, 2005 -> 08:01 AM) OK, Tex, if you won't. I will. At least he stuck with his idea to kill himself. Seriously, that is a scary way to go. I also suspect we'll be seeing warnings on crazy glue for now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jun 21, 2005 -> 07:45 PM) Seriously, that is a scary way to go. I also suspect we'll be seeing warnings on crazy glue for now on. You may be right. OK, here's the plan: You glue your mouth and nose shut and I'll sue on your behalf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 Hmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 06:01 AM) Hmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmmm! Does that mean it's a go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 I tried this once but used post-it note glue. I don't know what went wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 QUOTE(mreye @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 07:05 AM) Does that mean it's a go? mm?! mmmm mm, mmm! Mmmm $$!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 06:16 AM) mm?! mmmm mm, mmm! Mmmm $$!! We can't wait too long on this, now. They might be recalling their product as we speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 QUOTE(mreye @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 07:23 AM) We can't wait too long on this, now. They might be recalling their product as we speak. You gotta test him to make sure he isn't faking it... Hey Tex, they should close the US/Texas-Mexician border immediately! What do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 07:59 AM) You gotta test him to make sure he isn't faking it... Hey Tex, they should close the US/Texas-Mexician border immediately! What do you think? Hmm, mmmm, mummrrphr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 06:59 AM) You gotta test him to make sure he isn't faking it... Hey Tex, they should close the US/Texas-Mexician border immediately! What do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 07:59 AM) You gotta test him to make sure he isn't faking it... Hey Tex, they should close the US/Texas-Mexician border immediately! What do you think? What's a Mexician? Is that a Mexican Magician? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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