nitetrain8601 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Okay, basically you try to predict the headlines in tommorow's newspapers. If it's successful, great, if not, well it was worth a shot since I'm bored. I'll start: CUBBIES LET A GAME SLIP, DEREK LEE GETS ANOTHER HIT White Sox win another against defenseless bottom feeders of the league...inside, jay mariotti discusses how the Twins are setting up the White Sox for a big meltdown and the never ending attendance issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 QUOTE(nitetrain8601 @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 08:29 PM) Okay, basically you try to predict the headlines in tommorow's newspapers. If it's successful, great, if not, well it was worth a shot since I'm bored. I'll start: CUBBIES LET A GAME SLIP, DEREK LEE GETS ANOTHER HIT White Sox win another against defenseless bottom feeders of the league...inside, jay mariotti discusses how the Twins are setting up the White Sox for a big meltdown and the never ending attendance issue. You get this idea from the White Sox message board? If so, you probably won't come up with anything new. Their thread has like 500 responses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangercal Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 08:32 PM) You get this idea from the White Sox message board? If so, you probably won't come up with anything new. Their thread has like 500 responses. I read that entire thread, funny, but played out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitetrain8601 Posted June 23, 2005 Author Share Posted June 23, 2005 QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 07:32 PM) You get this idea from the White Sox message board? If so, you probably won't come up with anything new. Their thread has like 500 responses. Actually I didn't. Don't visit the MLB boards and haven't been to WSI in some time. Sorry if it's been done before. I'll let it die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 QUOTE(rangercal @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 08:33 PM) I read that entire thread, funny, but played out. It had funny parts, but they just kept repeating themselves for the most part. Same joke recycled 400 times. And nitetrain, go right ahead with it. I just thought it was similar and wanted to know if you had seen the other one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitetrain8601 Posted June 23, 2005 Author Share Posted June 23, 2005 QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 07:35 PM) It had funny parts, but they just kept repeating themselves for the most part. Same joke recycled 400 times. And nitetrain, go right ahead with it. I just thought it was similar and wanted to know if you had seen the other one. Gotta link to it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev211 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 08:32 PM) You get this idea from the White Sox message board? If so, you probably won't come up with anything new. Their thread has like 500 responses. I read that too, but its preety old, the jokes and headlines would be differnt here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 QUOTE(nitetrain8601 @ Jun 22, 2005 -> 08:36 PM) Gotta link to it? http://www.forums.mlb.com/n/mb/message.asp...sox&msg=38228.1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev211 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Cubs lose after Zambrano explodes Hot Dog wins sausage race Sox beat the worst team in the central Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gettysburg32 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 (edited) YANKEES SCORE 20; 13 IN HUGE 8TH INNING COMEBACK Yeah it happened yesterday, and yeah they've still lost two of three to the Devil Rays, but still...20 RUNS! Inside on C17 - Ozzie Guillen said something that Jay Mariotti didn't like. - Dusty Baker's new astrologically-based reason why Kerry Wood keeps having arm problems. - Sox win again versus weak AL Central. Edited June 23, 2005 by gettysburg32 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wedge Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 "White Sox Meltdown Imminent" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitetrain8601 Posted June 23, 2005 Author Share Posted June 23, 2005 (edited) Cubs Trade Talks...Roger Clemens & Mark Teixeria to Wrigleyville for help?? Some Team In The Ghetto Robs Poor Team of Rich Tradition...Ringleader Ozzie Brought In For Questioning Edited June 23, 2005 by nitetrain8601 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Allen Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 CUBS DOWN BY 8 COME BACK DROP 9-5 HEART BREAKER 10 YEAR OLD GIRL BICYCLE STOLEN 2 MILES FROM US CELLULAR FIELD PAGE 3 OF TRIBUNE SPORTS SOX BEAT HAPLESS ROYALS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChWRoCk2 Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 (edited) Zambrano falls in a valiant effort while hill reaches his peak in a cubs loss. KC couldnt do enough to hold off the streaking white sox. In other news bat girl joins soxtalk!!! Edited June 23, 2005 by chi-guy2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev211 Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 (edited) Cubs Lose in a blowout White sox beat cubs in game 1 of the crosstown classic Edited June 24, 2005 by ScottPodRulez22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danman31 Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Wow, this joke has gotten old...and fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 BAD BREAKS DOOM CUBS White Sox win 8th in a row Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 "It's All Some Bull****" -Dusty Baker Sox improve to MLB best 50-22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 (edited) Mitre Loses Magic Cubs lose 12-2 to Southsiders Edited June 24, 2005 by knightni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayitaintso Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 CUBS LOSE YET AGAIN, THIS TIME BY 10 RUNS. CURRENTLY AT .500. White Sox first team to 50 wins behind strong pitching by Freddy Guzman. By Jeff Brantley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Allen Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 (edited) DUBOIS AND HOLLANDSWORTH HOMER[/font] BOROWSKI PITCHES PERFECT 8TH CUBS LOSE HEARTBREAKER CUBS SELL OUT US CELLULAR FIELD Edited June 25, 2005 by Dick Allen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 QUOTE(sayitaintso @ Jun 24, 2005 -> 07:34 PM) CUBS LOSE YET AGAIN, THIS TIME BY 10 RUNS. CURRENTLY AT .500. White Sox first team to 50 wins behind strong pitching by Freddy Guzman. By Jeff Brantley LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted June 25, 2005 Share Posted June 25, 2005 I like the Borowski one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 HEROIC EFFORT LIFTS CUBS SLUMPING WHITE SOX FALL TO 27 GAMES ABOVE 500. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeNukeEm Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 (edited) DUSTY BAKER TAKES RECORD s*** Cubs attain .500 Yet another injury blow to "White Sohx" as Hernandez, hopes lost. Edited June 26, 2005 by DukeNukeEm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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