southsider2k5 Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Jul 14, 2005 -> 02:48 PM) Yes, I've finally made this thread. You all suck at kissing the owners ass too. What is up with me actually having to say something funny to get into this thread. You all should bow down and worship my every post. Pftt. If you didn't need us to do all of your legwork, we might be worried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Jul 14, 2005 -> 03:48 PM) Yes, I've finally made this thread. You all suck at kissing the owners ass too. What is up with me actually having to say something funny to get into this thread. You all should bow down and worship my every post. In that case.... If only I could make smiley's green! :headshake :rolly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 JimH: Interesting that they outrighted Walker off the 40 man roster, that gives them room to add somebody, hmmmm. Tony82087: The table is being set............ Soxnbears01: does timo have a brother we can get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Jul 14, 2005 -> 02:48 PM) You all should bow down and worship my every post. If you ever say that again, I'm probably gonna have to hit you in the face with a trout. Just so you know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 15, 2005 Author Share Posted July 15, 2005 In the Are You A Seeder? Thread QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jul 15, 2005 -> 07:24 AM) [looks at pregnant wife] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Awesome exchange in the Peoria Journal article thread... QUOTE(The Critic @ Jul 15, 2005 -> 12:26 PM) It's ABSOLUTELY true about the women at Sox games! Every bit as HAWT as women at Cub games, if not better!!! The Sox seem to draw more Latinas to the games, and that is OKAY BY ME!!!! I luuuuuuuuuv the Latin ladies....that's why I married one!!!! QUOTE(Soxnbears01 @ Jul 15, 2005 -> 12:27 PM) settle down. that first paragraph is pretty stellar, especially with the reverse gender bit. QUOTE(The Critic @ Jul 15, 2005 -> 12:29 PM) Well, YOU go ahead and reverse the gender, I stand by my original comment.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 Great exchange in the "Woman Grows Penis" thread: QUOTE(zach23 @ Jul 14, 2005 -> 07:36 PM) Everyone knows about the Clitoris, it is a great bar down on Wacker. It is upstairs from the G-Spot club. The place is owned by a guy named Hyman. QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jul 14, 2005 -> 07:40 PM) Are you sure? I thought Hymen went broke? QUOTE(zach23 @ Jul 14, 2005 -> 07:42 PM) Maybe he owned the G-Spot club then, because a lot of people claim that place doesn't exist. Snappy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev211 Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Jul 18, 2005 -> 10:34 AM) Bruce Levine is about as accurate as carpet bombing. He says it best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 19, 2005 Author Share Posted July 19, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jul 18, 2005 -> 05:20 PM) I'm now 50-50 of getting a direct hit tomorrow night I'm the sliver of green in Texas, that's green of a different meaning QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jul 19, 2005 -> 07:14 AM) Now that's irony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 19, 2005 Author Share Posted July 19, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jul 19, 2005 -> 08:43 AM) Ah, the worm has turned, and now Tex is staring down the barrel. Stay safe, Tex. Here's hoping Emily misses you... not that I'm wishing ill on your neighbors to the south. Just curious Tex, do you have the theme from the old Bob Newhart Show running through your head yet? [/joke grenade] For those of you who are too young or have not filled your brains with useless trivia, the Bob Newhart theme was Home to Emily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 From 7/20's game thread reflecting on the previous night's loss... YAS... They didn't suck yesterday. We did. And Tex with the zinger.. Sometimes it is better to give than receive . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 kyyle23 in the game thread QUOTE(retro1983hat @ Jul 20, 2005 -> 01:29 PM) He's basically Mark Grace with power but without the average. Ok, thats basically not mark grace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Jul 26, 2005 -> 05:08 PM) This thread a one act play. Player A: You're stupid and God exists but show me your stupidity anyway. Prove it with math. Player B, C, D: What are you, stupid? Player A: No you are. Statistics, statistics, statistics. Player E: This doesn't make sense because of "hole in theory" here, here, and here. Player A: That is so stupid, youre an idiot. Statistics, statistics, statistics. Player F: Mmmm. I like Beer. Makes me believe in God. Player G, C, E: I agree. Beer is good and a good case for God. Player A: Stop being so stupid and show me how stupid you are! Statistics, Statistics, Statistics. Player H: This doesn't make sense because of "hole in theory" here, here, and here. Player B: This is dumb and so are you. Player A: No, you're stupid! Stupid Stupid Stupid! Statistics, Statistics, Statistics. The End. This made me laugh. I heart wino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 In JUGG's "When thinking about another bat" thread QUOTE(JUGGERNAUT @ Jul 27, 2005 -> 12:02 AM) He's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap?gid=250726110&prov=ap Griffey's got bad #'s vs ARI in the Johnson years there. Vizuqel 5/19 1RBI 4BB, 4K's Lowell 5/30 3RBI 3BB, 11K's, 1 HR Huff 3/8 1RBI 0BB, 0K's When it comes to Randy: Huff > Vizquel > Lowell > Griffey Jr QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Jul 27, 2005 -> 12:04 AM) 84984984 408408408408408 0843084084308430843084094 09409409840940940940940940940. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Baseball Bats thread... SS2k5: I remember seeing the samething. What gave you perspective was they had one of Mark McGwires bats next to it and it was TINY. Finkelstein: But I'm sure McGwire's barrel was bigger. Me: So were his biceps, triceps, abs, glutes, obliques, quads..... BDavisFutureHOF: Everything except his balls.............. ZING!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 (edited) This Entire Thread Edited July 29, 2005 by Soxnbears01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 QUOTE(Soxnbears01 @ Jul 28, 2005 -> 11:31 PM) This Entire Thread I'm going to wake the kids up laughing out loud. Well done, guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AddisonStSox Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 QUOTE(3E8 @ Jul 29, 2005 -> 09:29 AM) I say we trade for the roast beef sandwich because it can't declare free agency, it's still under Arbytration. Per The Inside Beat Well done there Lightspeeder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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