southsider2k5 Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 The president, chatting to the German and Russian leaders in a Russian cafe, said: "The only thing [the British] have ever given European farming is mad cow." Then, like generations of French people before him, he also poked fun at British cuisine. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml.../ixnewstop.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DePloderer Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 (edited) I am going on holiday (vacation to you none English speaking folk) to France in a couple of weeks. I'd better take my own soap and water because we all know those French people never wash, don't we? Edited July 5, 2005 by DePloderer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Credepopsup Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 If Tony Blair promised that he'd declare war on France, I'd join the army tomorrow. French = Smelly, egotistical, garlic munching, surrender monkeys. f*** 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 QUOTE(Credepopsup @ Jul 5, 2005 -> 11:14 PM) French = Smelly, egotistical, garlic munching, surrender monkeys. Heyyyy.... what's wrong with that????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 Okay, that was uncalled for (especially the farming bit), but um, he kind of has a point about the food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted July 5, 2005 Share Posted July 5, 2005 The farming is fine, just don't go to their dentists.... Then again, apparently nobody else in the UK does either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 QUOTE(winodj @ Jul 5, 2005 -> 05:59 PM) The farming is fine, just don't go to their dentists.... Then again, apparently nobody else in the UK does either. I had to get a physical in the UK to get my Canadian Visa, and when I did the physician looked in my mouth and said, "I can tell you're American from your teeth--no fillings and they're so nice and straight." I was like, um, thank you? One of the weirdest health care moments of my life.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Jul 6, 2005 -> 10:17 AM) I had to get a physical in the UK to get my Canadian Visa, and when I did the physician looked in my mouth and said, "I can tell you're American from your teeth--no fillings and they're so nice and straight." I was like, um, thank you? One of the weirdest health care moments of my life.... Here we go; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Jul 5, 2005 -> 05:49 PM) Here we go; Why must you turn this office into a house of lies? I don't brush I don't brush!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Credepopsup Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 That's a very stereotypical view of British dental hygiene. I have no problems with my teeth at all.. ..all five of them are just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 QUOTE(Credepopsup @ Jul 5, 2005 -> 05:14 PM) If Tony Blair promised that he'd declare war on France, I'd join the army tomorrow. French = Smelly, egotistical, garlic munching, surrender monkeys. f*** 'em. Between your screen name and this post you are my new best friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Bonjouuuurrrr.... Ya "Cheese-eating surrender monkeys!" http://members.fortunecity.com/zeke/sounds/wilteach.wav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsideirish71 Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Jul 5, 2005 -> 07:11 PM) Between your screen name and this post you are my new best friend. I hate the French French Jokes! Q. How do you say "Give me liberty or give me death!" in French? A. I give up. Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? A. Nobody knows. It's never been tried. Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? A. The French Army. Q. Why was the Chunnel built under the English Channel? A. So the French government could to flee to London. Q: Did you hear about the new French tanks? A: They have 5 gears...4 in reverse, and one forward gear just in case they're attacked from behind! Q: Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender. Q: Why do they have trees in Paris? A: So the Germans can march in the shade instead of the sun Q: Why is good to be French? A: You can surrender at the beginning of the war, and US will win it for you. Q: What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army? A: To say "I surrender" in German Q: Why was Jesus not born in France? A: Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin. Q: Did you hear about France's new weapons contracts? A: They gave one to Ace Hardware to produce 250,000 wood sticks...they are still looking for a company to produce 250,000 little white flags. Q: Where are the brave French soldiers buried? A: There aren't any so they had to bury some of ours on their soil. Edited July 6, 2005 by southsideirish71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Runner up for post of the year!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LowerCaseRepublican Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 How quickly people forget the assistance that the French gave us in establishing this nation in the first place. I heart mindless nationalism! Like Einstein said, nationalism is an infantile disease -- it is the measles of mankind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Jul 6, 2005 -> 12:58 AM) How quickly people forget the assistance that the French gave us in establishing this nation in the first place. I heart mindless nationalism! Like Einstein said, nationalism is an infantile disease -- it is the measles of mankind. Yeah and even more amazing how the French forgot that they would be speaking German twice over if not for us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Chirac loves England so much, that he handed the olympics to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 http://www.invadefrance.us/ French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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