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Steff

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Some of these are friggin priceless!!

 

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> > Free Yorkshire Terrier. 8 years old. Hateful

> > little dog. Bites.

> >

> > Free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel 1/2 sneaky

> > neighbor's dog.

> >

> > Free puppies... part German shepherd, part

> > stupid dog.

> >

> > German shepherd, 85 lbs. neutered. Speaks

> > German. Free.

> >

> > Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat...

> > been out awhile... better be a reward.

> >

> > 1-man, 7-woman hot tub - $850/or best offer

> >

> > Snow blower for sale... only used on snowy days.

> >

> > Cows, calves never bred... also 1 gay bull for sale.

> >

> > Nordictrack $300 hardly used, call Chubby.

> >

> > Hummers - largest selection ever - "If it's in

> > stock, we have it!"

> >

> > Georgia peaches, California grown - 89 cents/lb.

> >

> > Nice parachute: never opened - used once.

> >

> > Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We

> > offer profit sharing and

> > flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.

> >

> > Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer, $300.

> >

> > Alzheimer's center prepares for an affair to

> > remember.

> >

> > Open house: body shapers toning salon. Free

> > coffee and donuts.

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