zach23 Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 This guy is not just a loser, but a moron too. Man claims to be Steelers' QB to get dates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 Damn. There goes my plans for Saturday night. I guess Scott Podesednik can rest easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 I tried that once, but no one believed me. I thought being Big Ben would be a great way to get guys, but, well I've been wrong before. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 That guy's got it ALL wrong... You have to pretend to be Willie Harris...that's money everytime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 Oh c'mon, like none of us have ever fibbed or streched the truth for a little action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juddling Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 (edited) If the guy was really stupid he'd be in downtown chicago trying to pick up girls with this..... "Hello Ladies....i'm former NFL quarterback Kordell Stewart!" or maybe being in Atlanta and saying "Hello Ladies...i'm Ron Mexico!" juddling Edited July 18, 2005 by juddling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wsox08 Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 I pretended I was Frank Thomas but that didn't really work out well... only beacause I'm skinny and white... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 I tell everyone I'm 55 years old. I look damn good for 55. I'm actually 43. If I tell them that, they ask if I'm feeling ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 I used to tell the ladies I was Richard Simmons. For some reason that never worked for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 (edited) The guy would have been exposed as just a loser if he hadnt signed that girls jersey. I guess when you are in that far, you gotta keep up with your story. That girl has to be PISSED. He was also charged with criminal mischief for allegedly ruining a Steelers jersey owned by one of the women's neighbors when he signed his worthless rendition of Roethlisberger's autograph on it. The jersey was worth $75 before it was signed, police said. Its funny though. I would have written something on it like "You go Girl! - Big Ben" Edited July 18, 2005 by kyyle23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 Funny email regarding this on Jim Rome's show along the lines of: I've been pretending to be an NFL quarterback for three years. Signed, Joey Harrington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MurcieOne Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 this is one f***ed up world we live in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 Damn I read the thread title and was hoping this meant there was a new Porkchop article out... :crying" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 18, 2005 Share Posted July 18, 2005 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jul 18, 2005 -> 01:56 PM) I used to tell the ladies I was Richard Simmons. For some reason that never worked for me. maybe they didn't want to be sweating to the oldies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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