Texsox Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 After reading the fake perfum warning, I thought Soxtalk should start our own urban legend. With all our posters and everyone in our address books we could get one strated in a heartbeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 mice at wrigley. People have reported little bites on their ankles at the games. Let it blow up from there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 20, 2005 Author Share Posted July 20, 2005 Nice, getting Wrigley involved. I like that. The only problem is it won't spread nationally, only around Chicago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AddisonStSox Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Alligators in the sewers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 QUOTE(Controlled Chaos @ Jul 20, 2005 -> 08:36 AM) mice at wrigley. People have reported little bites on their ankles at the games. Let it blow up from there How about "Baseball at Wrigley"!!! Oh...wait...it's been done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jul 20, 2005 -> 11:46 AM) How about "Baseball at Wrigley"!!! Oh...wait...it's been done. Yeah, no one believed it the first time so. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jul 20, 2005 -> 09:50 AM) Nice, getting Wrigley involved. I like that. The only problem is it won't spread nationally, only around Chicago. Alrighty then...next best thing Wrigley gum. A batch of faulty corn syrup causes stomach illness?? Or to use a bigger word that might scare people...All their gum has acesulfame K. Here, I even found something bad about acesulfame K: Acetoacetamide, a breakdown product, has been shown to affect the thyroid in rats, rabbits, and dogs. Administration of 1% and 5% acetoacetamide in the diet for three months caused benign thyroid tumors in rats. The rapid appearance of tumors raises serious questions about the chemicalÕs carcinogenic potency." Clearly Wrigley gum causes tumors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmteam Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 How about...the movie "Blues Brothers" was actually a plot to get people to do more/ buy more *insert thing here*. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Reading the Tribune causes cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Texsox has pet gerbils, but they smell kinda funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jul 20, 2005 -> 03:06 PM) Texsox has pet gerbils, but they smell kinda funny. owned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 20, 2005 Author Share Posted July 20, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jul 20, 2005 -> 02:06 PM) Texsox has pet gerbils, but they smell kinda funny. I told you just to play with them, not to smell them. BTW, have you ever smelled moth balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 QUOTE(Spiff @ Jul 20, 2005 -> 02:10 PM) owned ^ That's one of those plays where you just stick in your pocket, because there is no way of getting him back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jul 20, 2005 -> 03:20 PM) ^ That's one of those plays where you just stick in your pocket, because there is no way of getting him back. true, and it was one of the only times i've ever used that weird smiley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jul 20, 2005 -> 02:11 PM) BTW, have you ever smelled moth balls? I tried once, but the moth got angry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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