kapkomet Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 HOW THE HELL HARD IS IT TO PISS IN A URINAL? Mercy. Go into the restroom here and there's, well, drops, all over the floor. Damn I hate that!! /sorry but this pisses me off (no pun intended) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Am I allowed to declare this the worst thread ever?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 I work with the nastiest MFers ever. We have two urinals and a permanent lake underneath them. There is a divider in the middle of the urinals, and I watched one guy lean back onto the divider and aim from literally about 3 feet away to piss. I was ready to piss on the back of his leg, I was so mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 01:19 PM) I work with the nastiest MFers ever. We have two urinals and a permanent lake underneath them. There is a divider in the middle of the urinals, and I watched one guy lean back onto the divider and aim from literally about 3 feet away to piss. I was ready to piss on the back of his leg, I was so mad. I didn't know you worked at Wrigley Field! Edited July 21, 2005 by RibbieRubarb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted July 21, 2005 Author Share Posted July 21, 2005 Bottom line, if you can't handle your crank, I don't know what to tell you. Damn, it's pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 02:18 PM) Am I allowed to declare this the worst thread ever?? ^^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldmember Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 reminds me of scene in 'me, myself and irene'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 sooooooooooo. how bout this local sports team? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KipWellsFan Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Urinals are still a godsend in clubs. For whatever reason drunks at clubs who use the toilets to piss in seem to be encouraged to miss they also have a tendancy to place cups around the toilet and use them are targets. I'm thankful I've never had to go to the #2 at a nightclub it's usually an awful mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 I don't shake hands with anyone at my work cuz I see guys piss and then walk out without washing their hands......don't worry, I don't work in foodservice.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 QUOTE(The Critic @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 02:47 PM) I don't shake hands with anyone at my work cuz I see guys piss and then walk out without washing their hands......don't worry, I don't work in foodservice.... Then why did you take my order at White Castle last night???[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted July 21, 2005 Author Share Posted July 21, 2005 These "worst threads ever" usually have some truth to them, so bite me. Yea, you're right. This is a bad thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowand44 Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 02:02 PM) These "worst threads ever" usually have some truth to them, so bite me. Yea, you're right. This is a bad thread. Phew, so I'm not banned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Does anyone else use the 45 degree aiming method so as not to be contaminated by splashback? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 QUOTE(3E8 @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 04:46 PM) Does anyone else use the 45 degree aiming method so as not to be contaminated by splashback? 90 degree's just doesn't work. Splashback sucks. I concur with your method as I use it frequently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 What a pisser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 QUOTE(KipWellsFan @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 02:38 PM) Urinals are still a godsend in clubs. For whatever reason drunks at clubs who use the toilets to piss in seem to be encouraged to miss they also have a tendancy to place cups around the toilet and use them are targets. I'm thankful I've never had to go to the #2 at a nightclub it's usually an awful mess. Ya ever have to take a squat at the Cell? Now THAT'S an adventure, the seats are soaked, the 'fluids' on the floor are 2 inches deep so hopefully you didn't wear sandals and just try to keep your pants dry, 12 guys are in line waiting to drain and are bagging on the stall door and usually there is no t.p. Good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 05:53 PM) Ya ever have to take a squat at the Cell? Now THAT'S an adventure, the seats are soaked, the 'fluids' on the floor are 2 inches deep so hopefully you didn't wear sandals and just try to keep your pants dry, 12 guys are in line waiting to drain and are bagging on the stall door and usually there is no t.p. Good stuff. You shoulda tried it at old Comiskey. You wouldn't want to even go INTO the bathroom there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 QUOTE(knightni @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 04:54 PM) You shoulda tried it at old Comiskey. You wouldn't want to even go INTO the bathroom there. Oh I remember, they were dark as hell too, so you had no clue what you were stepping in, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 05:57 PM) Oh I remember, they were dark as hell too, so you had no clue what you were stepping in, lol. IIRC, they painted them black to keep the graffiti down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 You guys got nothing on some of the ladies in this world.. at least you don't have to sit/squat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted July 21, 2005 Author Share Posted July 21, 2005 QUOTE(Steff @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 10:01 PM) You guys got nothing on some of the ladies in this world.. at least you don't have to sit/squat. Reminds me of the last place I worked. They had to have a ladies meeting because someone in the office left some bombs in the toilet... and got them plugged up. And on top of that I guess there were some feminine issues around... it was kind of crazy to hear about all that, there was 20 women and 3 men in the office - at least that men's bathroom was clean. Man this thread is really bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmteam Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 "Soxtalk- A Pisser's Paradise!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 There was a guy at my last job we called..."The Mad Pooper." Whoever it was either didn't or couldn't flush it down...if you know what I mean. Ick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jul 21, 2005 -> 01:53 PM) Then why did you take my order at White Castle last night???[/color] Cuz you were s***-faced blind drunk ( again ) and paid 24 dollars for 3 sliders! I gave you the order I had just received from the guy who DOES work there and "kept the change". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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