rant for the guys

[The Critic]

Ya ever have to take a squat at the Cell? Now THAT'S an adventure, the seats are soaked, the 'fluids' on the floor are 2 inches deep so hopefully you didn't wear sandals and just try to keep your pants dry, 12 guys are in line waiting to drain and are bagging on the stall door and usually there is no t.p. Good stuff.

It's nice and clean and fully stocked in the club level.....ya get whatcha pay for.......

[SoxFan1]

Nothing beats this kid that was my friends cousin and what he did at my house. He would come to Chicago about 2 or 3 times a year for a week or 2 and he is like the biggest hillbilly fatty fat fat ever. One day he came over,said he had to use the bathroom and proceeded to the bathroom. We were sitting outside and he left. About 20 minutes later, he runs downstairs, comes outside and says "Hey man, I gotta go. C ya." 5 minutes later, I go to my bathroom to take a piss and the f***ing bathrooms is covered in s***. Walls, toilet, floor, tiles, counter, shower curtiain....etc. ALL but the cieling and towels. THE MOTHERf***ER SHAT HIMSELF IN MY BATHROOM! I haven't heard from him since...

[knightni]

Nothing beats this kid that was my friends cousin and what he did at my house. He would come to Chicago about 2 or 3 times a year for a week or 2 and he is like the biggest hillbilly fatty fat fat ever. One day he came over,said he had to use the bathroom and proceeded to the bathroom. We were sitting outside and he left. About 20 minutes later, he runs downstairs, comes outside and says "Hey man, I gotta go. C ya." 5 minutes later, I go to my bathroom to take a piss and the f***ing bathrooms is covered in s***. Walls, toilet, floor, tiles, counter, shower curtiain....etc. ALL but the cieling and towels. THE MOTHERf***ER SHAT HIMSELF IN MY BATHROOM! I haven't heard from him since...

THAT was a story I could have lived without hearing.

 

 

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[Chisoxfn]

Nothing beats this kid that was my friends cousin and what he did at my house. He would come to Chicago about 2 or 3 times a year for a week or 2 and he is like the biggest hillbilly fatty fat fat ever. One day he came over,said he had to use the bathroom and proceeded to the bathroom. We were sitting outside and he left. About 20 minutes later, he runs downstairs, comes outside and says "Hey man, I gotta go. C ya." 5 minutes later, I go to my bathroom to take a piss and the f***ing bathrooms is covered in s***. Walls, toilet, floor, tiles, counter, shower curtiain....etc. ALL but the cieling and towels. THE MOTHERf***ER SHAT HIMSELF IN MY BATHROOM! I haven't heard from him since...

That was you

[Texsox]

You guys got nothing on some of the ladies in this world.. at least you don't have to sit/squat. 

 

I knew a woman in college that learned to pee standing up. She said it was very easy. Came in handy when we were camping.

[kapkomet]

I knew a woman in college that learned to pee standing up. She said it was very easy. Came in handy when we were camping.

I sure hope you didn't marry that one.

 

[knightni]

That was you 

*BUZZ*

 

I'm sorry, but THAT was a wrong answer.

 

The correct answer was "Dougly".

[SoxFan1]

*BUZZ*

 

I'm sorry, but THAT was a wrong answer.

 

The correct answer was "Dougly".

Ahahahaha.

[Chisoxfn]

I sure hope you didn't marry that one.