Milkman delivers Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 01:09 PM) Ok I'll bite, how did that happen? Your wallet was probably in the back pocket of your pants, which are around your ankles near the floor. You were sitting on the toilet, so it's probably air tight, with no room for anything to fall into it. Please explain. I'll bet that he went to stand up to grab some TP, and the pocket got caught on the seat, thus allowing the wallet to slide out. That's the best I can come up with. That, or a mugger came in, took the wallet, heard a cop coming, the guy tried to wrestle the wallet back away from the mugger, the mugger pushed him away and let go of the wallet which fell into the toilet, and the mugger jumped out the window and down the escape ladder. I've been watching too much Monk recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 01:20 PM) Anyone want to guess the story really starts with . . . so this girl walks into the bathroom . . . No, I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpringfieldFan Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 01:28 PM) I'll bet that he went to stand up to grab some TP, and the pocket got caught on the seat, thus allowing the wallet to slide out. That's the best I can come up with. That, or a mugger came in, took the wallet, heard a cop coming, the guy tried to wrestle the wallet back away from the mugger, the mugger pushed him away and let go of the wallet which fell into the toilet, and the mugger jumped out the window and down the escape ladder. I've been watching too much Monk recently. Well, that's the closest guess (the first part, not the mugger part). I was finished and preparing to, um, cleanse the situation, and the wallet fell out of my front pocket. Don't ask me why I kept it there but sometimes I do. Anyway, I don't usually let the pants fall completely to my ankles. That just seems preschoolish to me. The belt area was actually around my thighs, next to the bowl rim (you mean that's not normal?). I guess with the pocket somewhere near the bowl, me shifting my position, and the lining in pockets getting hung up, I was bound for tragedy. SFF Edited August 7, 2005 by SpringfieldFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 QUOTE(SpringfieldFan @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 02:58 PM) Well, that's the closest guess (the first part, not the mugger part). I was finished and preparing to, um, cleanse the situation, and the wallet fell out of my front pocket. Don't ask me why I kept it there but sometimes I do. Anyway, I don't usually let the pants fall completely to my ankles. That just seems preschoolish to me. The belt area was actually around my thighs, next to the bowl rim (you mean that's not normal?). I guess with the pocket somewhere near the bowl, me shifting my position, and the lining in pockets getting hung up, I was bound for tragedy. SFF 99.999999% of the world STILL put their pants at their ankles when taking a dump. YOU, are the 0.000001%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 10:53 AM) Im still lost. Congrats on the Wedding and the baby to whomever that applies to. QUOTE(Texsox @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 11:02 AM) Queen Prawn is marrying long time beau Brian later this year with half of Ireland attending. At this point she will be wearing a lovely tiara and little else. (the dress needs to be fitted) Southsider and his bride of 5 years will be having a baby after the World Series (if the ultrasound was correct it will either be a girl or a boy hung like himself) Steff has a duck family living in her landscaping. Grab a scorecard. QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 11:17 AM) Are the ducks invited to the wedding? Funny (true) story: My father was in the waiting room looking through the glass at me shortly after I was born, and his best friend Andy walked up to him. My father said "Look Andy, I have a son and he has a great pair of balls just like his father." To which Andy replied "Dont worry Mike, they will grow." lol, that story still makes me laugh. ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepyWhiteSox Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 QUOTE(SpringfieldFan @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 01:58 PM) Well, that's the closest guess (the first part, not the mugger part). I was finished and preparing to, um, cleanse the situation, and the wallet fell out of my front pocket. Don't ask me why I kept it there but sometimes I do. Anyway, I don't usually let the pants fall completely to my ankles. That just seems preschoolish to me. The belt area was actually around my thighs, next to the bowl rim (you mean that's not normal?). I guess with the pocket somewhere near the bowl, me shifting my position, and the lining in pockets getting hung up, I was bound for tragedy. SFF Isn't that hook on the door for taking your pants off and hanging them up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted August 8, 2005 Share Posted August 8, 2005 Only if you're bagging a STUPID chick in the bathroom. LMAO /I wonder who will get this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Aug 10, 2005 -> 12:52 PM) Where is Carl. He is being preserved for the playoffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 This thread is reading more like the "Catch All" thread than it is the "Post of the Month" thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 The Milkman truly delivers in the "Which State is Worse?" thread: Does everyone realize you're arguing who is the suckier of the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Aug 11, 2005 -> 12:48 PM) The Milkman truly delivers in the "Which State is Worse?" thread: Eh, I just ripped off the Simpsons and added another variation of the word suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ Aug 11, 2005 -> 01:52 PM) Eh, I just ripped off the Simpsons and added another variation of the word suck. Excellent work... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Aug 11, 2005 -> 08:38 AM) This thread is reading more like the "Catch All" thread than it is the "Post of the Month" thread. So say something funny already... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 From Juggs homosexuality thread... QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Aug 12, 2005 -> 08:15 AM) Don't worry. We don't think of you as normal either. I did note, however, that Ozzie did at least show some restraint by not saying, 'Here, this is my friend. He's a COFFEE TABLE LICKER!! QUOTE(winodj @ Aug 12, 2005 -> 08:49 AM) That's more like it. Although, I am taking steps to work that issue out. It's a four leg program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 08:29 PM) 99.999999% of the world STILL put their pants at their ankles when taking a dump. YOU, are the 0.000001%. I keep mine at my thighs...I think. Hell I don't know. I don't think you really pay attention to where you pull them down to unless your wallet falls into the toilet...cuz then, you know, you have to tell people how the hell your wallet fell into the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBlackSox8 Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 QUOTE(witesoxfan @ Aug 13, 2005 -> 04:57 AM) I keep mine at my thighs...I think. Hell I don't know. I don't think you really pay attention to where you pull them down to unless your wallet falls into the toilet...cuz then, you know, you have to tell people how the hell your wallet fell into the toilet. i put mine at my thighs too.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 QUOTE(witesoxfan @ Aug 13, 2005 -> 05:57 AM) I keep mine at my thighs...I think. Hell I don't know. I don't think you really pay attention to where you pull them down to unless your wallet falls into the toilet...cuz then, you know, you have to tell people how the hell your wallet fell into the toilet. Finally made the PotM thread but Im sure I've been in it before... :rolly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxmatt Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 I just took a dump. My pants were around my ankles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 most unfunny month ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 QUOTE(SnB @ Aug 14, 2005 -> 04:40 PM) most unfunny month ever Might not be the funniest post...but damn near the most truthful. This is a really sad hijacking of a thread. :banghead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 16, 2005 Author Share Posted August 16, 2005 Hammer cracking me up with the punchline QUOTE(WilliamTell @ Aug 16, 2005 -> 09:18 AM) I've never had coffee and I still have 15 months before I can officially drink beer, so I don't know....... QUOTE(hammerhead johnson @ Aug 16, 2005 -> 09:24 AM) Damn, growing up in Iowa must be a b****. You ain't never had a beer? QUOTE(Texsox @ Aug 16, 2005 -> 09:26 AM) Hammer, it's in the details. I believe we have a linguist in the William Clinton tradition. Note: Officially QUOTE(hammerhead johnson @ Aug 16, 2005 -> 09:30 AM) Hmmm, you're probably right. I need some coffee. I guess it would be funner if we all had a beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 16, 2005 Author Share Posted August 16, 2005 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Aug 16, 2005 -> 11:34 AM) Mariotti wrote nothing today I take it? QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Aug 16, 2005 -> 11:38 AM) He was ripping on Tiger today. He doesnt seem to like Tiger too much nowadays. QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Aug 16, 2005 -> 11:43 AM) Tony??? about the only thing of interest in yet another Mariotti thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 17, 2005 Author Share Posted August 17, 2005 From the Confession of a White Sox Skeptics Corner Replying to I'll believe it when I see it (WS Winner) QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Aug 17, 2005 -> 03:08 PM) I see dead people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KipWellsFan Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 addisonstsox NUKE_CLEVELAND: Truly, a man that lives a Caps Lock lifestyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmteam Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 In the Steroid thread, Queen Prawn's response to Steff's husband stealing Fergie Jenkins's putter. One should never pull a man's putter unless invited. Also, in the Google thread, Jim gets Tex back. Interesting read. I was just thinking about the growing online problem with web whores or some call them whoring web whores or again harlot of the Internet web prostitute webstitute slutty slutty web slut information highway hooker foul temptress of electronic purveyance foul temptress of electronic purveyance Interesting read. I was just thinking about the growing online problem with web whores or some call them whoring web whores or again harlot of the Internet web prostitute webstitute slutty slutty web slut information highway hooker foul temptress of electronic purveyance foul temptress of electronic purveyance What you can't tell (because I'm terrible at quoting) is that every slut/prostitute/anything like that is linked to Tex's profile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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