Yoda Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/more...ex.html?cnn=yes PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer. Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had. "The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant." Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment. He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed. Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die." is all I can say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 I can't believe there's a judge named Dedee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 What the hell was she saying when she was nagging him? He hit that lady 70 damn times.....after SEX! She must have really been letting him have it about watching the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 How did I know this was going to be a Florida story even before I read it? :headshake I'm the only sane ine left down here it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Aug 5, 2005 -> 04:29 PM) How did I know this was going to be a Florida story even before I read it? :headshake I'm the only sane ine left down here it seems. Just about every weird/horrible/brain scratching thing comes out of either Germany or Florida. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 QUOTE(Kalapse @ Aug 5, 2005 -> 05:03 PM) Just about every weird/horrible/brain scratching thing comes out of either Germany or Florida. Then the noose is really tightening. my wife is German and she was born in Florida! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokona Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 At least he realized how much of a dumbf*** he was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxman352000 Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 WOW. he must have a couple screws lose in the old noggin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted August 5, 2005 Share Posted August 5, 2005 It's taking all of my dignity and decorum to not let loose with the patently offensive "First he nailed her.. then he hammered her!" joke. See how adult I can be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Aug 5, 2005 -> 05:03 PM) It's taking all of my dignity and decorum to not let loose with the patently offensive "First he nailed her.. then he hammered her!" joke. See how adult I can be. DUDE. I thought I had issues. LOL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Maybe he had "U Cant Touch This" stuck in his head.... you know... "Stop, Hammertime?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Glad to see I'll have company on the ride to hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 It's late kids...go to bed. Oh...but be sure you cuddle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Aug 5, 2005 -> 11:49 PM) It's late kids...go to bed. Oh...but be sure you cuddle. WHERE'S MY HAMMER?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Tony Blair has it. He took it to the Middle East along with a sack lunch. He said "don't wait up". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Before I pass judgement on this poor guy, was it the playoffs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Maybe if he had talked to his doctor about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Aug 5, 2005 -> 02:55 PM) What the hell was she saying when she was nagging him? He hit that lady 70 damn times.....after SEX! She must have really been letting him have it about watching the game. After they put this loser away the only sex he's gonna get is gang rape in the shower. If he learns one lesson from this it should be that its better to give than receive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ Aug 6, 2005 -> 12:50 PM) After they put this loser away the only sex he's gonna get is gang rape in the shower. If he learns one lesson from this it should be that its better to give than receive. Maybe she put herself in this situation by demanding cuddling, and therefore had it coming to her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 It might have ended differently if she hadn't been playing the Stones album, Out of Our Heads, Side 2 Song 1* *IIRC if not, the trivia joke really, really sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Aug 6, 2005 -> 02:51 PM) It might have ended differently if she hadn't been playing the Stones album, Out of Our Heads, Side 2 Song 1* *IIRC if not, the trivia joke really, really sucks. Talkin' 'Bout You bu Chuck Berry?? Oh, I forgot, MY version of the LP is the awesome UK release that doesn't start the side woith Satisfaction. Actually, satisfaction is not on the UK version at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 I saw this guy's mugshot in the paper. Something tells me that wasn't the 1st time he was violent with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Aug 5, 2005 -> 11:51 PM) WHERE'S MY HAMMER?!? If I had a hammer, I'd hammer... Ah screw it I hate Peter, Paul, and Mary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamslam Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 Oh when will they learn to put a TV in the bedroom!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 QUOTE(The Critic @ Aug 6, 2005 -> 01:20 PM) Maybe she put herself in this situation by demanding cuddling, and therefore had it coming to her? Touche LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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