fathom Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 IF, and that's a big if, the Sox don't make the playoffs, which of these slogans would best describe this 2005 season? - White Sox baseball: Win.....or do nothing. - White Sox offense: More doughnuts than Krispy Kreme. - White Sox offense: Couldn't score with a drunk Tara Reid. - White Sox pitching: Less room for error than Paris Hilton's birth control. - 2005....The Year of the Timo for four. - Where would he play? Any other? And please, no lectures on this being a pessimistic post. Just cause we post in here, it doesn't mean we're giving up on the season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 White Sox Baseball: Please stay home. We play better when no one is around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tonyho7476 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 QUOTE(BigSqwert @ Aug 24, 2005 -> 09:11 AM) White Sox Baseball: Please stay home. We play better when no one is around. Good one... The Sock-less Sox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Grinder Rule 13, Win or Jump off a building Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyho7476 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Here is a slogan for the last three years... White Sox Baseball: We'll get your hopes up, and then s*** on ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzie Montana Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 QUOTE(tonyho7476 @ Aug 24, 2005 -> 09:21 AM) Here is a slogan for the last three years... White Sox Baseball: We'll get your hopes up, and then s*** on ya! . This thread really cheers me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retro1983hat Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 The Kids Can Choke! White Sox Baseball: You mean you didn't pay premium prices on the weekend to see Ozuna, Blum, Widger and Harris? White Sox Playoff Baseball: Just like in 2000, big lead, big thud. Grinder Rule #20: Be in your seat in time to see Crede pop up to short ... or second, or first, or to the catcher. White Sox Pitching: When have the #1 and #2 pitchers in the league ... in wild pitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceffa2000 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 White Sox 2005: Rip Van Winkle lumber slumber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjm676 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 QUOTE(fathom @ Aug 24, 2005 -> 08:09 AM) - White Sox offense: Couldn't score with a drunk Tara Reid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wong & Owens Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 White Sox Baseball 2005 -- The Team Your Grandma Could Strikeout With a Slider Low and Away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 White Sox Baseball: Best Record in the AL means nothing to some people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 White Sox baseball 2004-Get rid of Joe Borchard White Sox baseball Spring of 2005-Get rid of Joe Borchard White Sox baseball Fall of 2005-Bring up Joe Borchard I think that pretty much speaks for itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 White sox 2005: the rollercoaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 QUOTE(SnB @ Aug 24, 2005 -> 01:17 PM) White sox 2005: the rollercoaster ain't that the truth, but on rollar coasters I love going down, so it'd have to be an upside down rollar coaster for me, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayitaintso Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 (edited) Chicago White Sox Baseball: Hey, at least were trying Chicago White Sox Baseball: Providing frustration since 1919 Edited August 24, 2005 by sayitaintso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjm676 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 (edited) Chicago White Sox Baseball: Brought to in part by Tums, Rolaids, Alka-Seltzer.... Chicago White Sox Baseball: Offense? What's That? Edited August 24, 2005 by robinventura23 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 White Sox baseball: Dese Keeds kan play (weeth Teemo). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyho7476 Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 QUOTE(sayitaintso @ Aug 24, 2005 -> 01:48 PM) Chicago White Sox Baseball: Hey, at least were trying Chicago White Sox Baseball: Providing frustration since 1919 Is that supposed to be 'Hey, at least we were trying'...or 'Hey, at least we're trying'? I can't really tell. How about: 'Sox baseball, we will throw another World Series before we win it again' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ISF Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 Grinder Ball Rule#2: Pop out. Or Die Trying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 White Sox offense: Wake me up when September ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 QUOTE(Gene Honda Civic @ Aug 24, 2005 -> 02:48 PM) White Sox offense: Wake me up when September ends. get your own material! http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=38630&hl= Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHAFTR Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 2005 White Sox: Both Hands Around the Throat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 C'mon, do I have to state the obvious AGAIN???? Your 2005 White Sox.......BUT WHERE WOULD HE PLAY???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedoctor Posted August 24, 2005 Share Posted August 24, 2005 white sox baseball: holy s***, we're screwed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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