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A batboy who chugged a gallon of milk in an effort to win a $500 bet with Brad Penny has been suspended by the Marlins.

The kid drank the milk in the alotted time frame (an hour), but couldn't hold it down, thus losing the bet. Now that he's been suspended, we're guessing the players will take care of him, as it sounds like he provided them at least $500 worth of entertainment during the ordeal. Penny is not happy with the suspension, and has a good point. ''It's kind of ridiculous that you get a 10-game suspension for steroids and a six-game suspension for milk,'' Penny said. Aug. 24 - 11:29 am et

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Sounds like it was more of a deal than a bet. You chug this milk, and we'll give you $500. It said he provided $500 worth of entertainment, so they must've paid him the money.

 

On another note, I wouldn't recommend doing the gallon challenge. My buddy did it last year and he was sore for about a day. He was about a sip away from doing it before he "lost" it. The sound was funny, though, as it sounded like someone dumped a bucket of water into the toilet.

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QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Aug 24, 2005 -> 10:38 AM)
That's f***ed up.    Where was a bat boy gonna get $500.00? What kind of a f***ball makes that kind of bet with a kid? Where's Penny's suspension?

Bat boys make tons of dough. The White Sox bat boy bought himself a Durango.

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QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ Aug 24, 2005 -> 10:45 AM)
Sounds like it was more of a deal than a bet.  You chug this milk, and we'll give you $500.  It said he provided $500 worth of entertainment, so they must've paid him the money.

 

On another note, I wouldn't recommend doing the gallon challenge.  My buddy did it last year and he was sore for about a day.  He was about a sip away from doing it before he "lost" it.  The sound was funny, though, as it sounded like someone dumped a bucket of water into the toilet.

 

 

Why was he sore..? From getting sick? I love milk, don't drink it by the gallon, but it's never made me sick. :huh Must be a guy thing.. :lol:

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QUOTE(Steff @ Aug 24, 2005 -> 11:18 AM)
Why was he sore..? From getting sick? I love milk, don't drink it by the gallon, but it's never made me sick.  :huh  Must be a guy thing..  :lol:

 

it was probably the "vessel" he drank out of . . .

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QUOTE(Steff @ Aug 24, 2005 -> 11:18 AM)
Why was he sore..? From getting sick? I love milk, don't drink it by the gallon, but it's never made me sick.  :huh  Must be a guy thing..  :lol:

 

I don't know why at all. He said his muscles hurt and it was almost like his bones hurt. He's not the brightest, though, as evidenced by the fact that he said he's going to try it again this year.

 

QUOTE(Texsox @ Aug 24, 2005 -> 11:24 AM)
it was probably the "vessel" he drank out of . . .

 

I don't think I get the joke.

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You guys should spend a summer on a trading floor. This stuff happens all of the time when people with money get bored. I remember seeing someone try to eat 20 Big Macs in an hour, 60 recies cups in an hour, this same milk stunt, hold a CBOE rules and regs book over their head for 45 minutes, and many many people getting tails.

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QUOTE(Steff @ Aug 24, 2005 -> 10:18 AM)
Why was he sore..? From getting sick? I love milk, don't drink it by the gallon, but it's never made me sick.  :huh  Must be a guy thing..  :lol:

 

You know cats are lactose intolerant.

So, maybe he was a pussy

 

 

 

 

cat.

:D

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QUOTE(WilliamTell @ Aug 24, 2005 -> 03:27 PM)
Yeah that's really stupid. I've dranken half a gallon in 5 minutes and I didn't feel anything, but I've never tried the second half before.

 

dranken? :P

 

Trust me, you can't. My friend is a big boy, and he couldn't do it, though he came close. This same kid ate 5 whoppers with everything in an hour and drank something like 8 cups of pop a minute or two.

 

EDIT: And he ate breakfast about an hour before the whoppers and ate a big dinner later in the day.

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QUOTE(Milkman delivers @ Aug 24, 2005 -> 03:32 PM)
dranken? :P

 

Trust me, you can't.  My friend is a big boy, and he couldn't do it, though he came close.  This same kid ate 5 whoppers with everything in an hour and drank something like 8 cups of pop a minute or two.

 

EDIT:  And he ate breakfast about an hour before the whoppers and ate a big dinner later in the day.

 

 

That is just gross. If I eat even a smidge too much I am lethargic the rest of the day and the thought of eating makes me sick.

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